Because I’m always looking for ways to be lazy try something different, here are some one-sentence critiques (because that sounds classy) of stuff I’ve seen lately.

Zombie Apocalypse: Ving Rhames and zombie tigers are cool, but this is SyFy’s cheap CGI knockoff of AMC’s The Walking Dead.

Ugly Americans: Great series that tries a little too hard to be hip; if you like Neighbors From Hell you’ll enjoy this.

Lost In Austen: This miniseries is a critics darling in the UK, but how the clueless modern day Gen Y “heroine” wasn’t stoned to death in Pride & Prejudice‘s England is a mystery to me.

Louie: Yeah I have a crush on the guy, but that doesn’t take away from the fact that this is the sharpest writing on TV today.

My Week With Marilyn: Holy crap, just go see this amazing love story to Norma Jean and the 1950’s movie-making machine.

Okay, that was easy.  Look for this to be a weekly joint.  And have a happy Turkey Day, folks!