I’m going to be as calm, cool, and professional as possible here. BUT OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE THAT? AND THAT? AND THAAAAAAT?
Warner Brothers has thrown down. They’re here to bring us all the Kaiju, and with this trailer they’ve shown us that they’re not playing around. Rodan’s claws coming out of the earth. Mothra getting her biggest baddest wingbeat. Ghidorah’s serpentine necks readying for battle. And, of course, Big G all glowy and amazing.
Yes, there’s bits of Milly Bobby Brown, Vera Farmiga, Kyle Chandler, Sally Hawkins and my man Ken Watanabe…but it’s all about the monsterous showdown we’re absolutely gonna see, because WB has tee’d it up for us. I for one welcome our Kaiju overlords.
“Is this thing on?”
Oh thank Optimus Prime that this series is getting a spiffy new feel. Because really, the last several (maybe every single one Bay made) were…well, Bay-tastic. Lots of boom, but very little else. Time for some fresh blood, and maybe even some – gasp! – character development and real honest-to-goodness storytelling? I’m seeing hope in Bumblebee, and so I’m sharing passes. Synopsis!
Here THEY come! Yep, it’s Spider-Verse time y’all! I’ve got passes for the Baltimore area screening of Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse! Synopsis!
Ready to get your history on? Because I’ve got passes for the B’more screening of Mary Queen of Scots! Synopsis!
