Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “The Rhythm Section”!

Blake Lively has been making some really entertaining films in the past few years. Wanna go see another one? I thought so. Synopsis!

Blake Lively stars as Stephanie Patrick, an ordinary woman on a path of self-destruction after her family is tragically killed in a plane crash. When Stephanie discovers that the crash was not an accident, she enters a dark, complex world to seek revenge on those responsible and find her own redemption. Based on the novel by Mark Burnell, from director Reed Morano (“The Handmaid’s Tale”) and the producers of the James Bond film series, The Rhythm Section also stars Jude Law and Sterling K. Brown.

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “The Gentlemen”!

Ready for Guy Ritchie’s new joint? Yeah you are! Synopsis!

From writer/director Guy Ritchie comes THE GENTLEMEN, a star-studded sophisticated action comedy. THE GENTLEMEN follows American expat Mickey Pearson (Matthew McConaughey) who built a highly profitable marijuana empire in London. When word gets out that he’s looking to cash out of the business forever it triggers plots, schemes, bribery and blackmail in an attempt to steal his domain out from under him (featuring an all-star ensemble cast including Charlie Hunnam, Henry Golding, Michelle Dockery, Jeremy Strong, Eddie Marsan, Colin Farrell, and Hugh Grant).

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“Dolittle” – fabulously frenetic family fun

“I bought a one way ticket to crazy town!”

Story: John Dolittle is a doctor and veterinarian of some renown, helping folks from farmers to the Queen herself. But when his beloved wife dies, he shuts down. Shuts down his practice, his emotions, and the walls to his glorious sanctuary. But fate has a way of sneaking in, in the form of two youngsters who need his help…

Genre I’d put it in: Family Friendly Modern Day Remakes Of Classic Lit

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TrailerWatch “MORBIUS” drops vampiric teaser and image!

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“How far are we allowed to go to fix something that’s broken?”

Ready for a Marvel-ous blood sucker? Behold – Morbius, the living vampire! Synopsis!

One of Marvel’s most compelling and conflicted characters comes to the big screen as Oscar® winner Jared Leto transforms into the enigmatic antihero, Michael Morbius. Dangerously ill with a rare blood disorder, and determined to save others suffering his same fate, Dr. Morbius attempts a desperate gamble. What at first appears to be a radical success soon reveals itself to be a remedy potentially worse than the disease.

Holy blip – not only do we have Leto in full effect, but there’s Matt Smith looking sinister, Jared Harris as Michael Moribus’ father figure, and is that…? OMGOMGOMG CROSSOVER???

Moribus knocks on your window July 31, 2020.

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#Oscars2020 – Issa Rae is my spirit animal.

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TrailerWatch – “Chilling Adventures of Sabrina” goes “Straight to Hell” in this Season 3 music video teaser!

“When it comes to love I’m going straight to Hell”

Kiernan Shipka (aka Sabrina Spellman) channels her inner 60s pop group demon, and I’ll be dammed if this isn’t one helluva catchy tune. The hook is gonna getcha, that’s for sure.

So is the way this video drops tidbits from the upcoming season, including lots of blood and a whole lot of scary situations. But hey – Nick wearing leather pants and chains! And Madam Satan sure looks comfy in her crown…

Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina season 3 comes to your door January 24th. Til then? Let’s dance!

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“Underwater” – a mix of genre favorites blended into a story we’ve seen before

“I love Moon Pies!” [ed: who doesn’t?]

Story: A deep sea underwater research and drilling facility gets hit with a series of earthquakes that leave only six people alive after the devastation. But wait just a minute…what’s that in the water? THAT WAS NO EARTHQUAKE Y’ALL.

Genre I’d put it in: Bland But Watchable Genre Rehash

Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: While you’ll notice “homages” to many creature features here, this film is an original. Continue reading

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