Author Archives: Denise

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About Denise

Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

“Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother” powerfully ushers in awards season

“Who’s praying for you?” Story: After the death of his wife Khadijah, Latif finds himself trying to be both mother and father to his three children. With a teen, a tween, and an infant girl allergic to formula, it’s rough. … Continue reading →

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“Heart of the Beast” – the story of a Very Good Boi

“You’re not there anymore. It’s all just a bad dream. Just a dream.” Story: James Belmont is a retired Special Forces vet who adopted his combat dog Odin after he too left service. With physical and mental scars on both … Continue reading →

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“Hope” (2026) fails

“Oh shit. This just went to hell.” Story: You know all those stories about a sleepy little town that has a police force that never really sees any action? The one that suddenly has a rash of murders they need … Continue reading →

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “The Heart of the Beast”!

Ready for a good doggo? Synopsis! After a harrowing plane crash, Special Forces officer James Belmont (Brad Pitt) and his combat dog, Odin, find themselves stranded deep in the Alaskan wilderness. Together, they are forced into a brutal fight for … Continue reading →

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“Resident Evil” (2026) – holy crap a REALLY good one

“That wasn’t real that wasn’t real I hate this.” [me every time I play a horror game] Story: Poor Bryan has been having a bad day. His courier job leaves him wandering halls, his girlfriend Michelle is pregnant and his … Continue reading →

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“The End of Oak Street”

“What the hell is going on?” Story: It’s 1982 and couple Denise and Greg Platt look like the model family with their two kids, cute doggo, and lovely house in the suburbs. But when strange lights start flickering outside, their … Continue reading →

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“Spider-Man: Brand New Day” – new day, same great vibes

Are you crying? [Yes I am, Peter. Now zip it. I’m having a moment.] Story: It’s been a minute since Doctor Strange reset the universe so nobody remembers who Spider-Man is. In those years, Peter’s BFF Ned and his lady … Continue reading →

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“Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma” – not kink shaming, kink fascinated

“Speaking of desire…do you like dipping sauce?” Story: Kris, a queer filmmaker eager to reboot the 80s slasher series Camp Miasma, decides to meet Billy Presley, the actress who played the final girl in the first film. But when they … Continue reading →

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“I Want Your Sex” – the art of intimacy

“I’m a slave to this vagina.” Story: Recent fine arts grad Elliott gets a job with pop-art sensation Erika Tracy, and life is pretty sweet. But when Erika decides Elliott is gonna be her sub-du-jour? Things go from sweet, to … Continue reading →

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “Paw Patrol: The Dino Movie”!

Well’p, we’re in the thick of summer. So let’s grab the kids and hit the multiplex! Synopsis! After their ship gets caught in a mysterious storm, the PAW Patrol pups crash land on an uncharted tropical island filled with dinosaurs. … Continue reading →

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