Author Archives: Denise

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About Denise

Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

“Godzilla Minus Zero” – the epic continuation of an incredible story

“Have a safe trip!” Story: It’s 1949, and things seem to have settled down after Godzilla’s rampage. The Shikishimas – Kōichi, Norkio, and little Akiko – have settled into a comfortable life in their home. Dr. Noda and his magnificent … Continue reading →

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “Ebenezer”!

Ready for the holidays? Me neither. But who doesn’t love A Christmas Carol? Synopsis! This November, Johnny Depp is Ebenezer Scrooge. The name you know, the story you don’t. From Ti West, EBENEZER also stars Rupert Grint, Andrea Riseborough, Sam … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Buzzkill” (2026)

“What the hell is this, Drunk Nora?” Story: After the brutal death of her sorority sister Sarah, Nora is thisclose to getting kicked out of Sigma Omega Phi. Because Nora was the only witness, but she was too blotto to … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Weekend at the End of the World”

“You look like Gandalf’s dick.” [Yep. High quality dialogue right here.] Story: Two slackers named Karl and Miles head to a cabin in the middle of the woods to flip that sucker. But after a wild night of drinking and … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Buddy” (2026)

“Kids! It’s okay! I’m not mad! Everybody needs to calm down!” Story: In 1999, Buddy the unicorn is a popular kid’s show. The character that lives in a world filled with kids and anthropomorphic things. But when one of the … Continue reading →

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#31in31 Beer Episode – Baked Pumpkin Ale by Lancaster Brewing Co.

It’s been a minute since I did a beer review. So let’s fix that, shall we? Because this ale had me saying “Whoa! That’s so freaking good I need to write this one up!”

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#31in31 – “Hallowarrior”

“This will be a haunted house, and you can celebrate with me. Please.” Story: After a devastatingly brutal pandemic sweeps the world, Pumpkin hopes for a Halloween miracle; someone to celebrate with. But after four years, her hope that someone … Continue reading →

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“Wicker” – wonderful, literally and figuratively

“It’s easier to believe the bad than the good.” Story: A small village has people with small minds. But the local fisherwoman likes to keep out of village life and gossip, prefering to keep to herself. Though when a wedding … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Buffet Infinity”

“Always looking for ways to serve you better. You’re gonna love the food!” “Are you ready for what’s coming?” Story: Fast food commercials. Aren’t they better than every other commercial? Don’t they make you hungry? Come to Buffet Infinity and … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Crystal Lake Memories”

“Ki ki ki ma ma ma…” Story: Remember that kid that drowned at Camp Crystal Lake? You know, that camp where so many counselors died? Then the killer went to NYC and outer space? Yeah, this is a movie about … Continue reading →

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