So I’ve never been a huge fan of Twilight, the books. (Note: I’ve never gone past the first book, couldn’t take the craptastic editing. I hear they get better, so one day I’ll settle down & knock the rest out, for fairness.) But I gotta admit I enjoy the movies. Maybe I liked the first one because I giggled a lot at the uber-intensity of it all…and sure, anytime I see a werewolf I think, JORTS! (Thanks for that, Forever Young Adult. I love y’all more than champ cans. Well, you’re right up there, snuggled-like.)

But now that the final Twilight film is coming, time to get your sparkly vamp on. Or, if you’re like me, time to get plastered at the movies see Bella get all sparkly. And maybe even vicious? Since I’ve only gagged down one of the books, I have no idea. But I’m kinda hoping for a Volturi beatdown. No offense, Michael Sheen.

Peep the trailer:

Yaaay — blood red eyes! And maybe, just maybe, that ugly engagement ring is growing on me.

Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 opens November 16th.