Couldn’t resist that Anchorman 2 bit in the title.  Because who doesn’t love mythology?  And shirtless dudes?  Well, you do, or you wouldn’t be reading this, amirite?  So on with the show!  First off, a synopsis from our Greek Chorus of PR:

In the epic origin story THE LEGEND OF HERCULES, Kellan Lutz stars as the mythical Greek hero – the son of Zeus, a half-god, half-man blessed with extraordinary strength.  Betrayed by his stepfather, the King, and exiled and sold into slavery because of a forbidden love, Hercules must use his formidable powers to fight his way back to his rightful kingdom.  Through harrowing battles and gladiator-arena death matches, Hercules embarks on a legendary odyssey to overthrow the King and restore peace to the land.

Directed by RENNY HARLIN

Written by SEAN HOOD and DANIEL GIAT

Sounds good, right?  Kellan Lutz (that tree-climbing “monkey man” vamp from Twilight) directed by Renny Harlin (the man that put the chomp on Sam Jackson in Deep Blue Sea) should be a slam-bang good time.  So, you want passes or what?  Read on, magnificent one, read on….

What: ADMIT TWO passes to The Legend of Hercules — we’ve got 50 pairs to give away

Where: Baltimore Area, Northeast.

When: January 7th, 2013 (The Legend of Hercules officially opens on 1/10/2014, btw)

Why: Because everyone wishes they could put on the Greek armor and run amok.  Admit it.

How: GOFOBO, as always.  Go forth and clicky!  http://l.gofobo.us/qLtWYDN8

As always, seating for screenings are first-come, first served.  So even with a pass, make sure you get there early to get yourself a seat.  Good luck everyone!