Yeah, like Professor X ain't farting fire.

*snik*

Let’s make this quick and dirty y’all. Like I like my mutants.

Synopsis, for folks who haven’t seen the umpteen trailers:

The ultimate X-Men ensemble fights a war for the survival of the species across two time periods in X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST. The beloved characters from the original “X-Men” film trilogy join forces with their younger selves from the past, “X-Men: First Class,” in order to change a major historical event and fight in an epic battle that could save our future.

Hugh Jackman! Peter Dinklage! Jennifer Lawrence! Yeah that’s the stuff.

Here’s how to nab a pair….

What: A two-pack of free passes for the Baltimore screening of X-Men: Days of Future Past!

When: Tuesday, May 20th.

Where: Baltimore area, or the county limits.

Why: because mutants rule. And so does 70s costuming. Hello bell-bottoms!

How: clicky! http://l.gofobo.us/Ix9rWP54

Remember: seating for screenings are first come, first served and not guaranteed. So get there early to get a seat.

Good luck, everyone!