Five days after launching the Kitchen Overlord Illustrated Geek Cookbook Kickstarter, you maniacs had us fully funded! Two days after that, you dragged us to our bigger, blacker stretch goal.

You know what that means.

Carbs Against Humanity

Click the pretty blue link to download your free, printable 30 page .pdf including 270 Carbs Against Humanity Cards. Don’t worry. We’ll wait.

Needs some samples? How about these!

As our thanks for getting us to our first stretch goal, we give unto you this .pdf, quivering in anticipation, full of cards hoping you’ll play with them until they’re nearly illegible from use. You know you want to touch them, share them, maybe even lick them – if you’re a little drunk and you like what they have to say.

We’d love to hit our $14,000 stretch goal, both because we really want to give every single backer a free Illustrated…