Baywatch!  Who didn’t love that TV show?  All the reruns, all the slo-mo running on the beach.  So much red swimsuit.  Here’s the movie adaptation, with a bunch of cool actors.  Who?  Um, Dwayne Johnson, Zac Efron, Alexandra Daddario, Priyanka Chopra (seriously; use this summer to catch up on Quantico), Jon Bass, Kelly Rohrbach, Ilfenesh Hadera, Hannibal Buress… Synopsis!  (Like you even care with all that pretty…)

BAYWATCH follows devoted lifeguard Mitch Buchannon (Johnson) as he butts heads with a brash new recruit (Efron). Together, they uncover a local criminal plot that threatens the future of the Bay.

Baywatch breaststrokes into theaters May 19th 2017.  But until then, we all have this picture.  Enjoy.