“HOLY SHIT.”

I grew up on Aqua Net, Manic Panic, and 80s Bands. So when I heard that a Mötley Crüe biopic was in the works, I salivated. Would this film be as much fun as I (kinda…because 80s) remember? Damn sure looks like it; Dirt seems to catalogue a whole lot of their highs…and low-downs. Synopsis!

Based on the bestselling autobiography from Mötley Crüe, the film is an unflinching tale of success and excess as four misfits rise from the streets of Hollywood to the heights of international fame.

The Dirt looks to kickstart our hearts on Netflix March 22. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m on the hunt for my leopard skin spandex.