Well, it’s not as drunked up as the Golden Globes.  It doesn’t have quite the cachet of the Acacemy Awards (yet).  But for actors, the Screen Actors Guild Awards are a way of patting the best of the year on the back.  Plus, you get to take a naked man home.  Score!

I’m loving that Jessica Lange won for her role as Constance, the schizo neighbor from hell.  And to everyone who thinks that The Help shouldn’t get the press that it does?  Suck it.  (ZOMG, a film about racism in the 60s has…wait for it…racist characters!  And African-American characters that were scared of doing the right thing!  That was life back then, and this film shows it, warts & all.)  BRAVO to the entire cast, and especially winners Viola Davis and Octavia Spencer!  I’m also glad to see Jean Dujardin score a win for his brilliant work in The Artist.

Here’s the winners from last night, read more after the jump (hey, it’s a long list y’all.  Just keeping things tidy.)

Outstanding Performance By A Male Actor In A Supporting Role
Christopher Plummer, Beginners

Outstanding Performance By A Female Actor In A Supporting Role
Octavia Spencer, The Help

Outstanding Performance By A Male Actor In A Comedy Series
Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock

Outstanding Performance By A Female Actor In A Comedy Series
Betty White, Hot In Cleveland

Outstanding Performance By An Ensemble In A Comedy Series
Modern Family

Outstanding Performance By A Female Actor In A Television Movie Or Miniseries
Kate Winslet, Mildred Pierce

Outstanding Performance By A Male Actor In A Television Movie Or Miniseries
Paul Giamatti, Too Big to Fail

Outstanding Performance By A Female Actor In A Drama Series
Jessica Lange, American Horror Story

Outstanding Performance By A Male Actor In A Drama Series
Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire

Outstanding Performance By An Ensemble In A Drama Series
Boardwalk Empire

Outstanding Performance By A Male Actor In A Leading Role
Jean Dujardin, The Artist

Outstanding Performance By A Female Actor In A Leading Role
Viola Davis, The Help

Outstanding Performance By A Cast In A Motion Picture
The Help