First “Fifty Shades of Grey” poster: brilliant.

I have to admit that I’m probably one of the only women in America that hasn’t read Fifty Shades of Grey. I followed the recaps over at Persephone Magazine for the laughs and snark. Never took the books seriously. Besides, I’d read other chicklit authors and their “Inner Goddess” musings before. If I wanted S&M, I’d get it from sources better versed, thankyouverymuch.

When the inevitable film version got going, I was intrigued by the whole “who will play whom” thing, as I’m a fan of Jamie Dorner from Once Upon a Time (though you’ve gotta watch his eerie turn as a serial killer in The Fall as soon as you can, if you haven’t already). And who couldn’t be pleased by little Dakota Johnson, looking like a Millennial version of momma Melanie Griffith? Y’know, before all the tucking and stretching happened. Still, no big interest in the actual film beyond waiting for the inevitable drinking game.

Then I got a peek at the teaser poster. Over a year before the film hits theaters, and here we go; the star making machinery indeed.


Um, well okay.

Something about the minimal shot, wide view with the notorious S&M hottie back to the camera? Pwhoar.

Consider me officially interested.

Anyone else?

Like the poster says, Fifty Shades of Grey opens February 14th, 2015.

About Denise

Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.
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