Just finished my bingewatch of Orange is the New Black, season 2. And it was awesome! I loved it, it freaked me out and made me mad. Basically I had all the feelings.

Because I don’t want to spoil anyone’s groove, but I need to vent? Here’s a few of the amazing lines from the new eps.

And I’m never going to look at pie, oatmeal, pizza, Uno or tampons in quite the same way again.

Oh  one spoiler: the band Sideboob is actually a thing. Need to hear “You Slay Me” over & over again (believe me, you’re gonna want to)? Hit up Bandcamp.

“Next time just sit on her face, shuts her right up.”

“You look like the gay Edge!”

“It’s like getting into a bath, but the water is warm chocolate pudding. And the Smiths are playing…. And you also have a pizza.”

“Women are really bad at math. Just remember that.”

“You can’t blame the wolf; lamb’s delicious. That’s smart eating!”

“You were patrolling a copy of Bass Master Magazine.”

“You don’t drink poison and wait for it to kill your enemy…. Plot your revenge.”

“I’m not an alcoholic, I’m Australian.”

“I don’t think it matters  just as long as you say your opinion it louder than everybody else!”

“Red…. She’s Mrs. Green Christmas. She’s Mrs. Sun.”

“Oh shit! Outlander! Have you read this?!?”

“Y’know who made up that Never Snitch bullshit? People prolly deserved to get snitched on.”

“RUN NUNS! RUN!”

And every fucking second of that perfect final scene.

When does Season 3 start?