As I haven’t read the books — though I’ve totally enjoyed the snarkfest that is Linotte Reads 50 Shades series on Persephone — all I know is that the 50 Shades of Grey series is wannabe S&M for soccer moms that seem to wish for spousal abuse. (It ain’t all it’s cracked up to be, ladies.)
But, I’ll be there for the screening, because I love sculpted abs just as much as the next sculpted-ab lover. ‘Til then? Check out these images from the film. And don’t forget; Fifty Shades of Grey (spelling out the number in the theatrical version, in case you were wondering) will open February 13, 2014. Because nothing says I Love You more than a man that can’t feel love unless he’s beating someone!