Like Amy Schumer?  Of course you do; her show Inside Amy Schumer is freakin’ awesome.  (#Protip: if you haven’t seen “12 Angry Men Inside Amy Schumer“, do so immediately.  I’ll wait.)

Back?  Goody.  So, Amy — I feel we’re on a first name basis because I have no boundaries whatsoever — has a new film coming out.  It’s called Trainwreck, and between her and her co-star Bill Hader, this’ll be epic.

Take it away, PR posse!

Since she was a little girl, it’s been drilled into Amy’s (Schumer) head by her rascal of a dad (Colin Quinn) that monogamy isn’t realistic.  Now a magazine writer, Amy lives by that credo—enjoying what she feels is an uninhibited life free from stifling, boring romantic commitment—but in actuality, she’s kind of in a rut.  When she finds herself starting to fall for the subject of the new article she’s writing, a charming and successful sports doctor named Aaron Conners (Bill Hader), Amy starts to wonder if other grown-ups, including this guy who really seems to like her, might be on to something.

Up for some passes?  Right this way…What: ADMIT TWO passes (PDFs) for the Baltimore area screening of Trainwreck!

When: Tuesday, July 14th, 2015.

Where: Cinemark Egyptian

Why: AMY FREAKIN’ SCHUMER.

How: E-mail time again, kiddies!  I’ve got PDFs, and I ain’t afraid to use ’em.  As per usual, send me an email to Editor at Atomic Fangirl dotcom with the subject line “My Favorite Trainwreck“.  And then?  Pretty simple: tell me who/what/when that is.

As per the usual, I’ll pick randomly — thank you, free interwebs number generator! — and e-mail passes to the winners.  WINNERS WILL BE CHOSEN TOMORROW, JULY 8th, AT AROUND 6PM OR SO.  (Traffic depending.  Any comments like “It’s 6:01!!11!!!” or some variation thereof will be ignored.  I’m wild and free y’all. Don’t fence me in.)

REMEMBER: seating for screenings are first-come, first served and not guaranteed.  So if you’re a winner get there early to get yourself a seat.

Good luck, my fellow trainwrecks!