Passes for the new movie Criminal? Yeah, I hear Fiona Apple in my head too. So why don’t I just cut out the jibber-jabber and head straight to the synopsis? You can sing along as you read, it’s all good.
In a last-ditch effort to stop a diabolical plot, a dead CIA operative’s memories, secrets, and skills are implanted into an unpredictable and dangerous death-row inmate in hopes the he will complete the operative’s mission.
Oh, and did I mention it stars Gal Gadot, Ryan Reynolds, Alice Eve, Kevin Costner, Gary Oldman, Tommy Lee Jones? Yeah baby. Ready for passes? Of course you are – I didn’t have to implant that into your brain. Right this way…
What: ADMIT TWO passes for the Baltimore area screening of Criminal!
Where: Cinemark Towson
When: Tuesday April 12th
Why: Because missing this would be – wait for it – criminal.
How: Clicky! http://www.lionsgatescreenings.com/atfgcrim
REMEMBER: seating for screenings is first come, first served and not guaranteed. So get there early to get yourself a seat.
Good luck, everyone!