Two can keep a secret if one of them is dead, amirite?  Well, that certainly sounds like the golden rule in the fifth film of the Pirates of the Caribbean series – and with Javier Bardem as the Big Bad in this one, he’s sure to give some good creep… Synopsis!

Johnny Depp returns to the big screen as the iconic, swashbuckling anti-hero Jack Sparrow in the all-new “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales.” The rip-roaring adventure finds down-on-his-luck Captain Jack feeling the winds of ill-fortune blowing strongly his way when deadly ghost sailors, led by the terrifying Captain Salazar (Javier Bardem), escape from the Devil’s Triangle bent on killing every pirate at sea—notably Jack. Jack’s only hope of survival lies in the legendary Trident of Poseidon, but to find it he must forge an uneasy alliance with Carina Smyth (Kaya Scodelario), a brilliant and beautiful astronomer, and Henry (Brenton Thwaites), a headstrong young sailor in the Royal Navy. At the helm of the Dying Gull, his pitifully small and shabby ship, Captain Jack seeks not only to reverse his recent spate of ill fortune, but to save his very life from the most formidable and malicious foe he has ever faced.

Ready to walk the plank, me hearties?

What: ADMIT TWO *OR* ADMIT FOUR (or you can just grab one for yourself; choose your number of passes from 1 t0 4!) to the Baltimore area screening of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales!

When: Monday, May 22nd

Where: AMC White Marsh 16

Why: Polly want a screening!

How: Clicky!  Please visit www.seeitfirst.net and enter code 616574

REMEMBER: seating for screenings are first come, first served and not guaranteed.  So get there early to get yourself a seat.

Good luck, everyone!  Arr!