Okay, so last year I decided to review one horror movie for each day in October.  And so I watched a horror movie a day.  It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.  (I’m looking at you, The Awakening.)

But as I’m a glutton for punishment and horror movies, I’m doing it again this year.  Because nothing says Halloween Month better than scary-ass movies.  Or movies that wish they were scary but fail miserably.

As with last year, here’s the 411:

* As with vitamins, one a day.  Every day.  All October.

* Movies will get a rating of 1 to 5 pumpkins; the more pumpkins, the better.  However, if a movie truly sucks, it’ll get zilch.

* If it’s a personal favorite, I’m watching it again.  No basing a review on past viewings; this is all fresh.

* Horror, scary documentaries, kiddie stuff made for Halloween… if I can tie it in, I’ll probably plop it in.

* Feel free to hit me up for requests; I’m flying by the seat of my Netflix pants, so anything spooky is fair game.  Including Horror Movie Sequel Part Infinity.

* There will be booze.  The crappier the movie, the more likely it will be that I’ll be hammered.  It’s the only way.

In fact, speaking of infinity sequels, I’m feeling like a bit of a crap-fest this year.  So don’t be surprised if really stupid, really bad movies get tossed into the mix.  And maybe even a SyFy or two.

October.  National Book Month, National Breast Cancer Awareness Month, LGBT History Month.  All worthwhile things.  But for me, I have to add National Most Wonderful Horrorness Month.

And Ima celebrate y’all.