“Oh my God we’ve got a freaking Kaiju up in this shit!”
Awww YEAH! Though this trailer looks amazing – Robie’s Harley is completely nutzo, Elba’s Bloodsport blends deadpan with badass, and Stallone’s King Shark is so hungry… But I’m trying to temper my excitement, because of what happened last time. Still? I’m bouncing a little. Okay, a lot. I mean, have you seen that poster? LOVE. Synopsis!
Welcome to hell—a.k.a. Belle Reve, the prison with the highest mortality rate in the US of A. Where the worst Super-Villains are kept and where they will do anything to get out—even join the super-secret, super-shady Task Force X. Today’s do-or-die assignment? Assemble a collection of cons, including Bloodsport, Peacemaker, Captain Boomerang, Ratcatcher 2, Savant, King Shark, Blackguard, Javelin and everyone’s favorite psycho, Harley Quinn. Then arm them heavily and drop them (literally) on the remote, enemy-infused island of Corto Maltese. Trekking through a jungle teeming with militant adversaries and guerrilla forces at every turn, the Squad is on a search-and-destroy mission with only Colonel Rick Flag on the ground to make them behave…and Amanda Waller’s government techies in their ears, tracking their every movement. And as always, one wrong move and they’re dead (whether at the hands of their opponents, a teammate, or Waller herself). If anyone’s laying down bets, the smart money is against them—all of them.
Just like we all figured, this trailer shows that not everybody in the huge cast of characters is gonna be around when the end credits roll. But them’s the breaks. And the bloods, the gores, the squishes… The Suicide Squad hits theaters and HBO