Zoolander 2 trailer: what happens when models get old? They become spies, of course!

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Zoolander and Hansel hit the runway during Fashion Week. They teased us with a tidbit trailer. And now the full Zoolander 2 trailer is here!  And while I was both looking forward to another installment and fearing sequelitis?  This trailer looks solid.  Peep this:

Glad to see that Will Farrel is back, and that Penelope Cruz, Kristen Wiig, Olivia Munn and Benedict Cumberbatch will be on the scene too.  And okay, I even give Bieber some credit for making fun of his image.  Zoolander 2 hits the runway theaters February 12th, 2016.  #BLUESTEELFOREVER y’all.

 

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“Prometheus” sequel is “Alien: Covenant” – and it’s part of a trilogy

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Okay facehugger fans – remember when we all speculated that Prometheus was a prequel to the Alien franchise?  And how they all said NOOOO, it’s shiny and new and different?

Well.  It’s now official; the Prometheus storyline is a part of the Aliens story.  And the next film that’s gonna hit theaters will be titled Alien: Covenant.  Synopsis?  Oh, they’ve got one.

Ridley Scott returns to the universe he created in Alien with Alien: Covenant, the second chapter in a prequel trilogy that began with Prometheus — and connects directly to Scott’s 1979 seminal work of science fiction. Bound for a remote planet on the far side of the galaxy, the crew of the colony ship Covenant discovers what they think is an uncharted paradise, but is actually a dark, dangerous world — whose sole inhabitant is the “synthetic” David (Michael Fassbender), survivor of the doomed Prometheus expedition.

So.  Questions?  I have them.

  1. TRILOGY?  Alrighty.  But let’s hope that it’s a better prequel trilogy than Star Wars.
  2. Sounds like David is the sole survivor of the Prometheus expidition.  But Noomi Rapace is slated to star in Covenant as well…could she be in flashbacks?

According to SciFied.com, there will be two monsters in Covenant (earlier known as Alien: Paradise Lost); one will be closer to the Big Bad from the original Alien franchise, and another  – called the “Deacon” – will be a bit more of a mystery.    From their piece, “the movie won’t be going the route of an Alien movie, just we will see more clues and things that we can relate and make connection to the Xeno DNA and Bio-Mechanics of the Engineers.“ So perhaps the Decon will be some sort of missing link?  Whatever it will be, tidbits like this means more cool mythology and science for fans like me to dig into.

Alien: Covenant is scheduled for an October 6th, 2017 release.

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: The Good Dinosaur!

good dinosaur onesheetPixar.  Disney-Pixar.  Yay?  Definitely yay!  Monsters, Inc., The Incredibles, Up, Inside Out, and one of my all-time favorites of the universe, WALL-E. And Disney-Pixar’s got a new one coming at’cha, called The Good Dinosaur.  Synopsis!

“The Good Dinosaur” asks the question: What if the asteroid that forever changed life on Earth missed the planet completely and giant dinosaurs never became extinct?  Pixar Animation Studios takes you on an epic journey into the world of dinosaurs where an Apatosaurus named Arlo (voice of Raymond Ochoa) makes an unlikely human friend. While traveling through a harsh and mysterious landscape, Arlo learns the power of confronting his fears and discovers what he is truly capable of.

The Good Dinosaur is scheduled to open the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, but why should you wait?  I’ve got passes!  Right this way… Continue reading →

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“The Witch” has a new poster & site for Friday the 13th!

THEWITCH_TEASER_02Happy Friday the 13th everybody!  TGTICL!  (Thank Goodness This Isn’t Crystal Lake!)

To celebrate, spooky movie The Witch has a groovy new poster — Edgar Allen Poe, anyone? — and a site you can clicky around to mark the Friday fabulousness. Check ’em both out, and read after the jump for the full 411 about this Ol’ New England spookfest!

  

A24 Presents

THE WITCH

A film by Robert Eggers

A messenger of the Devil, The Raven invites you to commune with him through Twitter and Snapchat for new content in the weeks to come.

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“The 33” – an uplifting feel-good story that’s so unbelievable it’s true

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Nutshell: While The 33 may not be filled with twists and turns — this is based on a true story after all — it does what it’s supposed to do.  It connects you to the miners trapped and fighting for their lives, and shows us the humanity  and humor within the group of men we all rooted for in 2010.  Add in James Horner’s amazing score (one of the last before his death), and you’ve got a film that tugs on all the right heartstrings. Grade: A-

“That’s not a rock. That’s the heart of the mountain. She finally broke.”

Ahh, the docudrama.  It can be amazing (All the President’s Men, The Blind Side, The Right Stuff) or abysmal (Breast Men, The Legend of Boggy Creek, and oh-for-gods-sake Beyond the Sea).  All depends on the subject matter (Gacy, anyone?  Bueller?), the casting (John Wayne as Genghis Khan?),  and let’s face it, a little touch of zeitgeist.  The 33 has a great subject (the Chilean mining accident of 2010), fantastic casting (the men here all portray their real-life counterparts admirably) and definitely the ‘geist (couldn’t we all use a feel-good story that actually happened not too long ago?)

Is it a bit too twee, a little too unbelievable?  Sure it is; c’mon, if a guy tried to pitch a drama about miners who were trapped in a 94 degree hotspot for months, and the kicker is they all survived?  Nobody’d buy it.  But this really happened.  And director Patricia Riggen (Lemonade Mouth) focuses on the men trapped below, and also shows us their families, along with the political power struggle that went on behind the scenes.  It’s docudrama catnip, and it works. Continue reading →

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: Creed!

CREED one sheetGood news!  I’ve got more birthday Free Pass Thursday screening passes!  Not exactly great news for folks who work?  This screening starts at 6:30pm.  Still with me?  Groovy — because this screening is Creed! Y’all know you cried when Apollo Creed died in Rocky 4 [30 YEAR OLD SPOILER ALERT], so come see what happened to his little boy. Who, of course, is all grown up and boxing hisownself. And guess who his trainer is?  [SPOILER ALERT: check out the poster above….] Synopsis!

Adonis Johnson (Michael B. Jordan) never knew his famous father, world heavyweight champion Apollo Creed, who died before he was born.  Still, there’s no denying that boxing is in his blood, so Adonis heads to Philadelphia, the site of Apollo Creed’s legendary match with a tough upstart named Rocky Balboa.  Once in the City of Brotherly Love, Adonis tracks Rocky (Sylvester Stallone) down and asks him to be his trainer.  Despite his insistence that he is out of the fight game for good, Rocky sees in Adonis the strength and determination he had known in Apollo—the fierce rival who became his closest friend.  Agreeing to take him on, Rocky trains the young fighter, even as the former champ is battling an opponent more deadly than any he faced in the ring.  With Rocky in his corner, it isn’t long before Adonis gets his own shot at the title…but can he develop not only the drive but also the heart of a true fighter, in time to get into the ring?

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: Spotlight!

spotlight onesheetHi there everybody! And welcome to my birthday Awards Season Screening Passes Onslaught Free Pass Thursday!  I’ve got passes for the Baltimore screening of Spotlight, what looks like a riveting film about the investigation into child abuse within the Catholic Church.  Spotlight has a slew of amazing actors, including Mark Ruffalo and Michael Keaton…and why am I typing this when the PR Posse has done an amazing job summing this up?  Synopsis!

Starring Michael Keaton, Mark Ruffalo, Rachel McAdams, Liev Schreiber, Brian d’Arcy James and Stanley Tucci, SPOTLIGHT tells the riveting true story of the Pulitzer Prize-winning Boston Globe investigation that would rock the city and cause a crisis in one of the world’s oldest and most trusted institutions. When the newspaper’s tenacious “Spotlight” team of reporters delve into allegations of abuse in the Catholic Church, their year-long investigation uncovers a decades-long cover-up at the highest levels of Boston’s religious, legal, and government establishment, touching off a wave of revelations around the world. Directed by Academy Award-nominee Tom McCarthy, SPOTLIGHT is a tense investigative thriller, tracing the steps to one of the biggest crime stories in modern times.

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2

mockingjay part 2 onesheetIt’s here.  Time to find out how it all ends for Katniss, Peta, Gale, Effie and the gang.  Well, for those of you who haven’t read the books or the Wiki, that is.  Still, ready to suit up with Katniss and kick some serious President Snow tuchas?  I’ve got passes, so let’s do this.  Synopsis!

The blockbuster Hunger Games franchise has taken audiences by storm around the world, grossing more than $2.2 billion at the global box office. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2 now brings the franchise to its powerful final chapter in which Katniss Everdeen [Jennifer Lawrence] realizes the stakes are no longer just for survival – they are for the future. With the nation of Panem in a full scale war, Katniss confronts President Snow [Donald Sutherland] in the final showdown. Teamed with a group of her closest friends – including Gale [Liam Hemsworth], Finnick [Sam Claflin] and Peeta [Josh Hutcherson] – Katniss goes off on a mission with the unit from District 13 as they risk their lives to liberate the citizens of Panem, and stage an assassination attempt on President Snow who has become increasingly obsessed with destroying her. The mortal traps, enemies, and moral choices that await Katniss will challenge her more than any arena she faced in The Hunger Games.

Ready to find out how to score some passes?  Right this way.  And may the odds be ever in your favor…

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: My All American!

my all americanHuddle up, y’all! Time for some passes for the Baltimore area screening of My All American…well, it’s actually two treats in one.  How?  Because this screening is in Columbia, so it works for some DC area folks too!  What’s this movie about about?  Glad you asked.  Synopsis!

What  Freddie Steinmark  (Finn  Wittrock)  wants  most  in  the  world  is  to  play  football. Deemed  too  small  by  the  usual  athletic  standards,  his  father  trains  him  hard,  and Freddie brings a fight to the game that ultimately gets him noticed — by none other than legendary  University  of  Texas  coach  Darrell  Royal  (Aaron  Eckhart).  Awarded  a scholarship and a chance to play for the Longhorns, Freddie sets off to Austin with his loving  high  school  sweetheart  Linda  (Sarah  Bolger),  determined  to  make  the  team. Alongside  his  old  teammate  Bobby  Mitchell  (Rett  Terrell)  and  new  pal  James  Street (Juston Street), Freddie is put through the paces of a grueling practice schedule, but the boys’  camaraderie  off  the  field  translates into  solid  playing  on  it,  and  they  rise  up  the depth charts, giving the Longhorns a real chance to turn the team around. But just when they’re reveling in the success of the season, Freddie suffers an injury that leads to a shocking  diagnosis  and  the  biggest  challenge  he  will  ever face.  From  the  writer  of HOOSIERS and RUDY, MY ALL AMERICAN tells the true story of a boy who became a hero and what it truly means to have the heart of a champion.

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TrailerWatch: Will Smith goes to war in new “Concussion” trailer

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I’ve already shared info on Concussion, a film about the forensic pathologist who found brain damage — most specifically  CTE (chronic traumatic encephalopathy) — in NFL players.  But here’s what I like to think of as the For Your Consideration trailer.  And it doesn’t disappoint.  There’s several bits that were in the original trailer, but this re-cut jettisons the 411 aspect and goes straight for the feels.  Synopsis!

Will Smith stars in Concussion, a dramatic thriller based on the incredible true David vs. Goliath story of American immigrant Dr. Bennet Omalu, the brilliant forensic neuropathologist who made the first discovery of CTE, a football-related brain trauma, in a pro player and fought for the truth to be known. Omalu’s emotional quest puts him at dangerous odds with one of the most powerful institutions in the world.

To prep for this docudrama, I recommend reading “Game Brain”, by Jeanne Marie Laskas, which was published in GQ, and League of Denial, either the Frontline piece and/or nonfiction book by Mark Fainaru-Wada and Steve Fainaru.

Concussion hits theaters in December.

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