Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: The 33!

The 33 one sheet SMRemember hanging on the TV, anxiously awaiting the rescue of those Chilean miners back in 2010?  Man, I was riveted.  And their successful rescue (5-year-old spoiler alert) was a feel-good story that was tailor-made for the ol’ docudrama treatment.  So…The 33!  Y’all know this will be Awards Season Onslaught fodder.  Y’all know you wanna see this.  Synopsis!

In 2010, the eyes of the world turned to Chile, where 33 miners had been buried alive by the collapse of a gold and copper mine.  Over the next 69 days, an international team worked tirelessly in a desperate attempt to rescue the trapped men as their families and friends, as well as millions of people they had never even met, waited anxiously for any sign of hope.  But 200 stories beneath the surface, provisions—and time—were quickly running out.  A story of resilience, personal transformation and triumph of the human spirit, the film takes us to the Earth’s darkest depths, exploring the private lives and psyches of the men trapped in the mine, and depicting the courage of those who refused to give up. Based on the gripping, real-life survival story—and filmed with the cooperation of the real-life miners, their families and their rescuers—“The 33” shows the never-before-seen personal journeys and miraculous events that unfolded, above and below ground, which became nothing less than a global phenomenon.

The cast is amazing — Antonio Banderas, Juliette Binoche, James Brolin, Lou Diamond Phillips, and Gabriel Byrne, to name a few — and the trailer is excellent.  One minute into the trailer, Great Big World’s “Say Something” wrecks me each time I watch it.  WRECKS ME. So, passes anyone?  Right this way… Continue reading

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TrailerWatch: “Anomalisa” – humanity through claymation

anomalisa onesheetMoving.  Enthralling.  Breathtaking.  Claymation…?  With Anomalisa, it looks entirely possible that a claymation film can be not only entertaining, but an amazing cinematic experience.  I love Kaufman’s Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and Anomalisa looks like another deep, entertaining look at what drives us, and makes us human.

Synopsis!

Michael Stone, husband, father and respected author of “How May I Help You Help Them?” is a man crippled by the mundanity of his life. On a business trip to Cincinnati, where he’s scheduled to speak at a convention of customer service professionals, he checks into the Fregoli Hotel. There, he is amazed to discover a possible escape from his desperation in the form of an unassuming Akron baked goods sales rep, Lisa, who may or may not be the love of his life. A beautifully tender and absurdly humorous dreamscape, from the brilliant minds of Charlie Kaufman (SYNECDOCHE, NEW YORK) and Duke Johnson (“Community” episode, Abed’s Uncontrollable Christmas), this stop-motion animation wonder features the vocal cast of Jennifer Jason Leigh, Tom Noonan and David Thewlis and a stirring strings-based score by Carter Burwell. The darkly comedic and surreal stop-motion journey of a man’s long night of the soul, ANOMALISA confirms Charlie Kaufman’s place amongst the most important of American filmmakers, and announces Duke Johnson as a major creative force.

Check out the trailer below. This looks like one of the movies folks will be talking about come awards time; it’s already sporting a 100% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.  What do you think?

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Off the Shelf: Zachariah Thorn #1

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Nutshell:  Sometimes the best intentions and the coolest concepts get a bit muddy.  It often happens when a new series tries to take flight.  Thorn is one of those muddy intros, but if you can get past the Scooby-Doo-head-cocking this issue serves up time and again, Reichert and Seriosa look to have a promising story in the works. I hope they actually start coaxing it out in issue #2.  Grade: C+

Story:  Zachariah Thorn dispatches demons and other nasties.  Apparently he’s got some friends that help him out too, I guess?  But otherwise the story is a bit of a jumble held together by a fascinating idea.

Best Line:  “Kneel before me, you toothy bitch!”

Thoughts: Pretty sweet cover — Zack looks like Constantine and Buffy’s love child. In other words, pretty cool.  However, this first issue suffers from a heaping helping of knowledge overload on the part of the creators.  They know what’s going on, they know the backstory; they’ve created it and talked it to death amongst themselves.  So when the first few pages go from a musical nightmare to a tête-à-boobies with…a water nymph?  Sprite?  Ghost?  Well, I wondered if there was an issue #0 I neglected to read before I dug into this one.  Actually, Thorn #1 feels like I’ve missed an issue or three. “And what of the Rusalka?” Wait — what’s a Rulsalka? Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: Love the Coopers!

love the coopers onesheetWell, it’s officially post-Halloween now.  Time to (tearfully) put away all those skeletons, witches and vampire fangs.  Or you could just be like me and keep ’em around until Veteran’s Day.  Hey, speaking of that particular holiday, how about passes to a film that’s showing the day before the holiday?  Hello extended bedtimes!  That’ll make us all feel better about bidding Halloween adieu, right?  Plus, Love the Coopers deals with another holiday; Christmas.  Yep, it’s gettin’ there y’all.  Synopsis!

Love the Coopers follows the Cooper clan as four generations of extended family come together for their annual Christmas Eve celebration.  As the evening unfolds, a series of unexpected visitors and unlikely events turn the night upside down, leading them all toward a surprising rediscovery of family bonds and the spirit of the holiday.

Sounds like a Santy-Claus version of Love, Actually or New Year’s Eve.  Wanna check it out?  Of course you do.  Right this way… Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: Spectre!

Spectre Onesheet sept 4Happy Halloween, boo-ys and ghouls!  And in the spirit (ahem) of the season, why not bring something ghostly into the mix?  In fact, there’s something downright Spectre-al around here….  Synopsis!

A cryptic message from the past sends James Bond on a rogue mission to Mexico City and eventually Rome, where he meets Lucia Sciarra (Monica Bellucci), the beautiful and forbidden widow of an infamous criminal.  Bond infiltrates a secret meeting and uncovers the existence of the sinister organization known as SPECTRE.

Meanwhile back in London, Max Denbigh (Andrew Scott), the new head of the Centre for National Security, questions Bond’s actions and challenges the relevance of MI6, led by M (Ralph Fiennes). Bond covertly enlists Moneypenny (Naomie Harris) and Q (Ben Whishaw) to help him seek out Madeleine Swann (Léa Seydoux), the daughter of his old nemesis Mr. White (Jesper Christensen), who may hold the clue to untangling the web of SPECTRE. As the daughter of an assassin, she understands Bond in a way most others cannot.

As Bond ventures towards the heart of SPECTRE, he learns of a chilling connection between himself and the enemy he seeks, played by Christoph Waltz.

The speculation on who the villain really is here — is Christoph Waltz really infamous cat-fancier/Dr. Evil forerunner Ernst Stavro Blofeld? — has got a lot of 007 fans chomping at the bit.  Me?  I just want to see what happened after all the boom-pow of Skyfall.  You too?  Well, right this way… Continue reading

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#31in31: A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night

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Happy Halloween everybody!  We’ve made it through another 31 days of scary (and scary bad) stuff…and to finish things off, here’s a much-buzzed movie about a skateboarding vampire.  No, really.

oct 31 a girl walks home“Are you a good boy?”

Story: Douchebag drug dealer pimp behaves badly. A young man’s father has a drug habit that’s draining their finances. A woman is sick of prostituting herself and longs for something better.  Meanwhile, a young girl walks alone in the dark…but she’s not human. Spoiler alert!

Scares: Few.  This is a noir-ish mood piece rather than a straight-up scarefest.

Splat factor: Almost non-existent. Okay, somebody gets his finger bitten off. But otherwise nada. Plus, the movie is filmed in black-n-white, so even when there is a bit of the red stuff, it’s muted.

Closing scene “shocker”?: Nope.

Remake, Sequel or OG (Original Ghoul)?: Save for the vampire lore, completely original.

Trick or Treat?:  “Moody and atmospheric” are descriptives tossed around too easily nowadays. But they’re definitely true here. Ana Lily Amirpour’s film is an intriguing look at how vampire mythology blends into worlds beyond Twilight and True Blood. Yes, this film takes its time getting from plot point to plot point, and there are times when the story seems to stop and reset. But with this look into the lives of people struggling to get by day-to-day, and how a vampire comes into their worlds, it’s the focus on the characters that drives this narrative, not the dialogue.  Continue reading

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TrailerWatch: documentary “Horror Icon: Inside Michael’s Mask” with Tony Moran

Horror Icon Inside the MaskWhat’s it like to be a horror icon? Well, Horror Icon: Inside Michael’s Mask lets you in on that.  Though it’s not slated for release ’til 2016, they’ve got a teaser trailer up that shows the Michael Myers everyone knows from the first Halloween films…or at least Tony Moran, the guy that played him.  Seriously, you probably don’t want to meet Michael.  Do you?  Oh, okay. Do you.

This teaser is a bit abrupt; I had to double-check to make sure I hadn’t jumped into the middle of it.  I’m hoping future trailers will give an intro before diving in.  Though I guess this film is made for horror and horror-convention fans, so no intro is necessary for them.  Fans will definitely see many of their favorites as they wax poetic about Moran.  Even this under-a-minute tidbit has Halloween‘s P.J. Soles, Sleepaway Camp‘s Felissa Rose, Troma Films icon Debbie Rochon, and more, not to mention the man himself.  Peep the trailer for yourself, and then read on for the full press release!


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#31in31: Maddox and Beistel’s “The Horror Show”

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And now for a spooky tale… Since this is a comic book, I’ll go with my usual Off The Shelf system.  Enjoy!
Oct 23 The Horror Show

Nutshell: Back in 2013 I wished for more than 17 pages of this story. They delivered.  And I couldn’t be more horrified happier.  Gore, groovy mythology, and even a touch of gravitas, all in a slim 78 pages.  If this is how Maddox and Beistel deliver the goods, I wanna chain them in my basement and have them crank out more hair-raising, terrific tales.  That’s legal, right?  Grade: A

Story: Ever head to a cabin in the woods with your BFF?  Well, make sure said friend knows you’re not up for surprises…and better see if he’s up for one too.  Or the whole thing’ll go to hell.

Best Line(s):  “You’re not a monster?”  “No, I’m an actor.”
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Elsewhere Review: Our Brand is Crisis

As always, clicky for the original piece!

Review: Our Brand is Crisis

our brand is crisisBullock and Thornton have great frenemy chemistry as competing political stragegists in Bolivia, and the setting and story are captivating.  But the plot feels random, with some hits and some near misses when it comes to connecting with the audience.  Then there’s the “Blond White American Chick Saves Bolivia” ending, complete with slow-mo walking and Bullock’s temp-blond mane blowing beautifully in the breeze.

Not to say that Crisis doesn’t have anything to say.  There are some serious topics here, including how far someone should go to win, and the consequences of one’s actions.  Add in a no-foolin’ look at the political instability of Bolivia, and the idea that perhaps US spin-doctors shouldn’t try to stir things up just for a buck.  But Crisis skims over these ideas, as if showing an unhappy, rioting mob is enough to get the feel of what’s really going on down there.
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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: The Peanuts Movie!

peanuts movieReady for Halloweekend?  Well, how about something to do after you’ve binged on candy this Saturday?  Passes to a screening, maybe?  Grab the kids and come check out The Peanuts Movie, because I’ve got passes y’all.  Synopsis!

Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Lucy, Linus and the rest of the beloved “Peanuts” gang make their big-screen debut, like they’ve never been seen before, in state of the art 3D animation. Charlie Brown, the world’s most beloved underdog, embarks upon an epic and heroic quest, while his best pal, the lovable beagle Snoopy, takes to the skies to pursue his arch-nemesis, the Red Baron. From the imagination of Charles M. Schulz and the creators of the ICE AGE films, THE PEANUTS MOVIE will prove that every underdog has his day.

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