Have I got a treat for you guys. If you like Jeff Goldblum – and who doesn’t, really – you’re gonna want to get your grubby littles on this paperback. Because trust me, it’s awesome. I’ve pawed through it – review forthcoming y’all – and enjoyed every second. Back cover 411!

You like Jeff Goldblum. We like Jeff Goldblum. Helen McClory really likes Jeff Goldblum. So lie back, Jurassic Park-style, and prepare to enjoy The Goldblum Variations, a collection of stories, musings, puzzles, and games based on the one and only Jeff Goldblum as he (and alternate versions of himself) travels through the known (and unknown) universe in a mighty celebration of weird and wonderful Goldbluminess.

Maybe he’s cresting the steep bluffs of a mysterious planet on an epic treasure hunt, maybe he’s wearing a nice sweater, maybe he’s reading from this very book. The possibilities are endless. Treat yourself . . . because all that glitters is Goldblum.

You damn right it is. Ready? Let’s do this!

What: ONE copy of The Goldblum Variations!

Why: GOLDBLUM

How: Contest time, naturally! Send me an email at editor@atomicfangirl.com with the subject line “Uh…” and then in the body of the email gimme your 1) real name 2) real address for sending you stuff, and 3) real reason why you think Jeff Goldblum is The Best. That’s it. You have until Monday, October 14th at noon to enter.

OPEN TO CONTINENTAL US RESIDENTS ONLY. ONLY THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST WILL BE NOTIFIED. BECAUSE I’M LAZY.