Yet another film that cements my hatred of overly pretentious child characters in movies. That final smash cut? I’m hoping he slips, and Token Babysitter stabs him to death.

A quick review? Fine; Treats has no idea what vibe it wants to give off. So it ends up failing at everything. Not even worth watching if you’re in the mood for a bad movie. Watch the glorious Trick R Treat instead, and skip this 1982 disaster.