Category Archives: Movie Reviews

#31in31 – “Thrash”

“Does this mean we have to get new foster parents?” Story: When Hurricane Henry hits the small town of Annieville, South Carolina, two things make the storm even worse. First, the levee crumbles, putting the town in four feet of … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Final Destination: Bloodlines”

“I intend to enjoy the time I have left, and I suggest you do the same. Life is precious. Enjoy every single second.” Story: In 1969, young couple Iris and Paul attend the grand opening of Skybar, a Space Needle-esqe … Continue reading →

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“Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother” powerfully ushers in awards season

“Who’s praying for you?” Story: After the death of his wife Khadijah, Latif finds himself trying to be both mother and father to his three children. With a teen, a tween, and an infant girl allergic to formula, it’s rough. … Continue reading →

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“Heart of the Beast” – the story of a Very Good Boi

“You’re not there anymore. It’s all just a bad dream. Just a dream.” Story: James Belmont is a retired Special Forces vet who adopted his combat dog Odin after he too left service. With physical and mental scars on both … Continue reading →

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“Hope” (2026) fails

“Oh shit. This just went to hell.” Story: You know all those stories about a sleepy little town that has a police force that never really sees any action? The one that suddenly has a rash of murders they need … Continue reading →

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“Resident Evil” (2026) – holy crap a REALLY good one

“That wasn’t real that wasn’t real I hate this.” [me every time I play a horror game] Story: Poor Bryan has been having a bad day. His courier job leaves him wandering halls, his girlfriend Michelle is pregnant and his … Continue reading →

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“The End of Oak Street”

“What the hell is going on?” Story: It’s 1982 and couple Denise and Greg Platt look like the model family with their two kids, cute doggo, and lovely house in the suburbs. But when strange lights start flickering outside, their … Continue reading →

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“Spider-Man: Brand New Day” – new day, same great vibes

Are you crying? [Yes I am, Peter. Now zip it. I’m having a moment.] Story: It’s been a minute since Doctor Strange reset the universe so nobody remembers who Spider-Man is. In those years, Peter’s BFF Ned and his lady … Continue reading →

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“Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma” – not kink shaming, kink fascinated

“Speaking of desire…do you like dipping sauce?” Story: Kris, a queer filmmaker eager to reboot the 80s slasher series Camp Miasma, decides to meet Billy Presley, the actress who played the final girl in the first film. But when they … Continue reading →

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“I Want Your Sex” – the art of intimacy

“I’m a slave to this vagina.” Story: Recent fine arts grad Elliott gets a job with pop-art sensation Erika Tracy, and life is pretty sweet. But when Erika decides Elliott is gonna be her sub-du-jour? Things go from sweet, to … Continue reading →

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