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“I Want Your Sex” – the art of intimacy

“I’m a slave to this vagina.” Story: Recent fine arts grad Elliott gets a job with pop-art sensation Erika Tracy, and life is pretty sweet. But when Erika decides Elliott is gonna be her sub-du-jour? Things go from sweet, to … Continue reading

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“The Odyssey”

“Tell me what you do remember.” Story: Ah, the Trojan War. Homer wrote a song about it. Like to hear it? Here it go. But this story is about after. Specially why it took Odysseus twenty years to finally return … Continue reading

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“Evil Dead Burn” – embers of a better film

“You brought this out in me.” Story: After the death of her abusive husband, Alice must deal with two of the most horrific things someone can ever put themselves through; a funeral, then dinner with the in-laws. Honestly, if the … Continue reading

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“Obsession” – Bear sucks.

“Does Niki like me?” Story: Baron/Bear is socially awkward guy hopelessly in love with his friend Nikki. But it’s obvious to everyone else that that’s a one-way street. So when he goes to a curio shop to pick up a gift … Continue reading

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“Disclosure Day” – meaningful but messy

“Listen.” Story: WWIII is looming. [No, not for real, she said hopefully.] A conflict in Korea is stirring up fear among governments and their people. As the world prepares for the worst, Dr. Daniel Kellner is trying to release information … Continue reading

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“Backrooms” – uncomfortably excellent

“I opened the window. I won’t be coming back.” Story: In 1990, a man named Clark is losing everything. His wife, his home, and soon his business. Meanwhile, his therapist Mary is still battling demons from her past. And Mark … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – “We Bury the Dead”

“Is it true, what they’re saying?”  Genre: Meditative ApocalypsesRelease Date: 2026 (streaming/wide) 2024 (SXSW) Where I Watched: Hulu Gist: An “accidental deployment” of a strange new American weapon causes the southern areas of Tasmania to be destroyed, and the rest … Continue reading

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“The Devil Wears Prada 2” fits fans perfectly

“Ah, fate. An ever winding road that leads you to me.” Story: It’s been twenty years since fresh faced journalism grad Andy Sachs did time in the mines of Runway magazine, serving as director Miranda Priestly’s assistant. Since then, Andy … Continue reading

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“Michael” – emotionally effective storytelling

“This is your life. You ready to fight for it?” Story: A young group of talented boys begin a singing career in Gary, Indiana. As they become more popular, the Jackson 5 hit stardom, with youngest member Michael standing out … Continue reading

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“You, Me & Tuscany” – a balm for the romantic’s soul

“You gonna be the Italy Get Out!” Story: “Professional house-sitter” and CINY dropout Anna has had her latest gig canceled on her. So, with no place to go, she hits a hotel bar and meets Matteo, an equally free spirit…with … Continue reading

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