Category Archives: Movie Reviews

Freaky Fridays – “Asylum” (aka “House of the Crazies”)

Horror, Cult Movies, Exploitation Cinema, 70s Schlock, and more! Let’s look at something cool! “Working with the mentally disturbed can lead to a breakdown.” Genre: Anthology Horror Year Released: 1972Pedigree: Amicus Productions; written by Robert “Psycho” Bloch Where I Watched: … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – CBS All Access’ “The Stand” ep 4-6, or how Trashy got done dirty

“Hey Bobby Terry? You SCROOOOOOD IT UP!” JFC this series is tanking. Hard. As a long time fan, I watch and look out for things I know are coming. I want to see what will be different, and what the … Continue reading

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Freaky Fridays – “The Beach House”

Horror, Cult Movies, Exploitation Cinema, 70s Schlock, and more! Let’s look at something cool! “It’d be vacation all the time – isn’t that what we want? Don’t be scared.” Genre: Slow Burn Trippy Horror Year Released: 2020 Where I Watched: … Continue reading

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“The Marksman”

NOTE: I watched this film via a digital screener from the comfort my own home. Before hitting the multiplex, please consider the health risks involved with participating in group gatherings. Take very good care of yourselves – I wanna see you on the … Continue reading

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Freaky Fridays – “VFW”!

Horror, Cult Movies, Exploitation Cinema, 70s Schlock, and more! Let’s look at something cool! “Remember the Alamo.”‘Yeah, but they all died at the Alamo.’`Dumbshits.` Where I Watched: Shudder Genre: Retro-sploitation Action Splatter Pedigree: Another Fangoria joint. Synopsis: There’s a new … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – CBS All Access’ “The Stand” ep 1-3

“*achoo* Excuse me. Allergies.” I adore The Stand. I used to read it every single year. And when the expanded edition came out, I snapped it up the instant it was available. It’s one of my top three favorite books, … Continue reading

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“Wonder Woman 1984” – definitely not 80s DC, probably kinda boring

This one’s gonna be a quick one, because 1) most folks who’ve been wanting to see this probably already hit HBOMAX hard, and 2) I already spent TWO AND A HALF HOURS on this. So I’m not dragging this out. … Continue reading

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Ho or No? – “A Bride for Christmas”

“I’m awful!” Genre: “I’ve Given Up On Love…Who Dis?” Holiday Romance New Holiday Spirit or Ghost of Christmas Past?: Runaway Bride meets She’s All That during Hallmark Christmastime in this comedy of errors romance. Synopsis: Jessie bolted from three engagements, … Continue reading

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Ho or No? – “Christmas Catch”

“And look, no matter how much you want it, you’re not going to meet Mister Right the same way they do movies.” (Clunky line, but a microcosm of the movie as a whole.) Where I Watched: Netflix Genre: Holiday Heist … Continue reading

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“Greenland”

“Hey John, here it comes!” Story: Big comet is headed our way y’all! And Bruce Willis John Cusak Dwayne Johnson Gerard Butler’s John Garrity is doing what he can to save his estranged wife Allison and cute son Nathan from … Continue reading

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