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About Denise

Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

In Queue Review – “Hell House LLC: Lineage”

” I thought they took these assholes out.” Genre: Sleep Inducing Sequels Release Date: 2025 Where I Watched: Shudder Gist: Something about someone who’s trying to figure out something and The Abbadon Hotel after one of the many bloody oopsie … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – “The Wrong Paris”

“Hey – can I hitch a ride into town? I really need to stop by the Piggly Wiggly.” [PIGGLY WIGGLY MENTIONED] Genre: Enemies To Lovers Boilerplate That Has Fun With It Release Date: 2025 Where I Watched: Netflix Gist: Dawn … Continue reading

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“Wicked: For Good” – quite literally spectacular

“They’re never going to stop believing in me. Y’know why? They don’t want to.” [Damn, Chu. That’s super on point for the year of Our Lord 2025.] Story: When we last saw our two witches, Galinda/Glinda had stepped up as … Continue reading

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“The Devil Wears Prada 2″and gives us a teaser for Anne Hathaway’s birthday*!

*And mine too, but I don’t have her fashion sense, or closet. OMG! If, like me, you loved sinking into the glorious world of Streep and Hathaway in the original Prada? This is a lovely early holiday present. I’d say … Continue reading

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Columbia Screening Pass-palooza – “Zootopia 2”!

Ready to catch up with our favorite bunny and fox duo? Synopsis! In Walt Disney Animation Studios’ “Zootopia 2,” rookie cops Judy Hopps (voiced by Ginnifer Goodwin) and Nick Wilde (voiced by Jason Bateman) find themselves on the twisting trail … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – “Frankenstein” (2025)

“Only monsters play God, Baron.” Genre: Exquisitely Recreated Classic Horrors Release Date: 2025 Where I Watched: Netflix Gist: After young Victor Frankenstein’s mother dies in childbirth, he swears he will conquer death. Decades later, he’s kicked out of medical school … Continue reading

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“Nuremberg”

“If we could psychologically define evil we could make sure this never happens again.” [Um. About that…] Story: After the surrender of Germany in WWII, the hunt was on for officers of the Third Reich. As these war criminals were … Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “Now You See Me: Now You Don’t”!

Ready for MORE birthday month freebies? Yeah you are, baybeeeee! Synopsis! The Four Horsemen (Jesse Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson, Dave Franco, Isla Fisher) are back — to unite with a new generation of illusionists (Justice Smith, Dominic Sessa, Ariana Greenblatt) for … Continue reading

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Columbia Screening Pass-palooza – “The Running Man”(2025)!

It’s my birthday month y’all! So lemme give you passes for next week! Synopsis! In a near-future society, The Running Man is the top-rated show on television—a deadly competition where contestants, known as Runners, must survive 30 days while being … Continue reading

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#31in31 – ABSTRACT’s “The Horrors of Becoming Lost”

I’d like to say I’m posting this because I’m outrageously lazy, and don’t feel like reviewing anything on this High Holy Day of Halloween. And while that’s partly true? The fact is that this is an absolutely incredible series of … Continue reading

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