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About Denise

Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

“The Marvels” is kitten-tastic!

Posted on November 8, 2023 by Denise

“New rule – no more touching shit! Especially mysterious glowing shit!” Story: In a galaxy far far away from Kamala Khan, Kree leader Dar-Benn finds the second Quantum Band, and decides to use it to save her home planet of … Continue reading →

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “The Holdovers”!

Posted on November 3, 2023 by Denise

Been looking forward to this one! That groovy 70s retro look of the trailer is just awesome. I need more… Synopsis! From acclaimed director Alexander Payne, THE HOLDOVERS follows a curmudgeonly instructor (Paul Giamatti) at a New England prep school … Continue reading →

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Columbia Screening Pass-palooza – “Next Goal Wins”!

Posted on November 2, 2023 by Denise

Ready for some heartwarming fun? Synopsis! Directed by Academy Award Winner Taika Waititi (Jojo Rabbit, Thor: Ragnarok) and based on a true story, NEXT GOAL WINS follows the American Samoa soccer team, infamous for their brutal 31-0 FIFA loss in … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Sissy”

Posted on October 31, 2023 by Denise

“I am loved. I am special. I am enough. I am doing my best. We all are.” Story: Cecilia used to be the odd duck in primary school, but has blossomed into a popular self-help influencer on her channel Sincerely … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “The Ones You Didn’t Burn”

Posted on October 30, 2023 by Denise

“There’s something you need to know, and I don’t have much time. Our family killed them. And they never forgot.” Story: After their dad’s suicide, siblings Nathan and Mirra return to their family homestead. But as they prepare to sell … Continue reading →

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31in31 – “Sharksploitation”

Posted on October 29, 2023 by Denise

“It’s not a sharksploitation movie unless someone screams ‘Get out of the water!’” Story: The history of shark films, focusing on the fun, gory, and/or amazing world of sharksploitation. Scares: Zero unless a few brief clips of sharky jump scares … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Rose Red”

Posted on October 28, 2023 by Denise

“We say haunted, but what we mean is that the house has gone insane.” Story: In Seattle, Washington, there’s a house called Rose Red. Owned by the Rimbauer family, it’s said to be haunted. Deaths, disappearances, and other strange occurrences … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Five Nights at Freddy’s”

Posted on October 27, 2023 by Denise

“They can see you now.” Story: Brother and sis Mike and Abby are doing their best after tragedy upon tragedy hit their family. When their Aunt Jane threatens to take custody of Abby, a desperate Mike takes a job at … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2023 – “Run Sweetheart, Run”

Posted on October 26, 2023 by Denise

“Are you ready?” Story: Cherie is your typical twenty something young mom. Absolutely adorable little girl, absolutely dull-ass paralegal job, absolutely kickass hopes and dreams. But when a client dinner she takes for her lawyer boss turns out to be … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “The Lost Boys”

Posted on October 25, 2023 by Denise

🎶Cry little sister…🎶 Story: Brothers Michael and Sam just moved to “Santa Clara” with their mom. Their grandpa is weird, the beach is awesome, and the nightlife is… Deadly. Scares: A bit? Kinda? More chills and suspense, but the comedy … Continue reading →

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