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#31in31 – “Savageland”

“I think a lot of people will sleep better at night believing [these photographs] are Photoshopped, than seeing something that is actually happening.” Story: Sangre de Cristo, Arizona – called Savageland by the white people in nearby towns – is … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Final Destination: Bloodlines”

“I intend to enjoy the time I have left, and I suggest you do the same. Life is precious. Enjoy every single second.” Story: In 1969, young couple Iris and Paul attend the grand opening of Skybar, a Space Needle-esqe … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – ABSTRACT’s “The Horrors of Becoming Lost”

I’d like to say I’m posting this because I’m outrageously lazy, and don’t feel like reviewing anything on this High Holy Day of Halloween. And while that’s partly true? The fact is that this is an absolutely incredible series of … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Practical Magic”

“I’ve got the best news! Sally just came out!” Story: Two sisters grow up in a perfect life, with loving aunts and literal magic. But when they get older, they realize the family curse is no joke. But what’s a … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “The Monkey”

“WHO’S SMILING NOW, YOU INFERNAL SON OF A WHOOOOOORE???” [God I love Adam Scott.] Story: Twin boys, Bill and Hal, find out that their deadbeat dad has a closet full of “weird stuff” he picked up on his travels. Their … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “The Elixir”

“Don’t worry about the reason behind all this, what’s important is a solution!” Story: When the head of Wani Waras herbal treatments tries their new elixir on himself, it works. He’s younger! But those side effects will kill you. You, … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Slenderman”

“You can’t just give him something you love…” Story: Four teenage girls who should know better, decide to play around with – and completely believe – the Creepypasta Slenderman story. So in this reality, he comes for them. Ooh, spoopy. … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “I Know What You Did Last Summer” (2025)

“Fuck the 4th of July.” Story: Ava comes home to Southport, NC, to celebrate her high school BFF Danica’s engagement. But when Our Gang decides to drive out to a dark road to catch the firework or whatever? Their inability … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Monster Island”

“You will come to realize who your real enemies are.” Story: Saito is a traitor to his comrades in WWII Japan. So he’s put on a Hell Ship, to be executed as an example. Til they arrive though, he’s shackled … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Ravenous” (1999)

“He’s tough. But then a good soldier ought to be.” Story: When Second Lieutenant John Boyd inadvertently becomes a hero during an act of cowardice, he’s shipped off to Fort Spencer, a place for Army screwups. But this ain’t the … Continue reading →

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