Author Archives: Denise

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About Denise

Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

31 in 31: The Mummy (1932)

Story: Being an archeologist is fun! Especially when you’re in Egypt and have found a cool new tomb! Look, a mummy! Gee, I wonder if he ever had a girlfriend? What’s this; a curse to anyone who opens this box … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Dead Snow

Ein! Zwei! Die! – tag line Story: Nazi zombies! In the mountains! No cell phones, no way in or out without a long hike! Our group of 8 friends who came up for the weekend are probably gonna meet ’em … Continue reading

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Midnight Walking Dead madness tonight at Comics Corner!

Zombies! Lucille! Punch and cake! The new arc for The Walking Dead, “All Out War”, is looking good (check out my reviews of the latest TWD issues if you need proof). And Image Comics is pulling out all the stops. … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Monster Brawl

Story: ladies and gentlemen, let’s get ready to rumble! Two conferences – The Undead and Creatures, with a battle royal between the winning creature and undead. Who will come out on top? Scares: Absolutely none. These monsters are watered down … Continue reading

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Lady Gaga in Machete Kills – new teaser and song!

Love Danny Trejo. Love the Momma Monster. So when I heard that Lady Gaga makes her acting debut in Machete Kills? Two great tastes, right? Gotta say this video blows me away. With Trejo and Rodriguez, it’s sure to be … Continue reading

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31 in 31: A Night at the Movies – The Horrors of Stephen King

Sorry; today I spent all day and early evening at the Maryland Renaissance Festival. As you do. So let’s get started, shall we? Story: THE Man discusses horror; why things are scary, how things get to us, and how the … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Blade

“Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.” I can’t believe I haven’t pulled this into a 31 in 31 review yet! Well’p, here goes…. Story: Once upon a time, there was a pregnant woman who got bit by a … Continue reading

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31 in 31: American Mary

Story: A medical student who lives to become a surgeon finds herself really short on funds and deep in debt.  After trolling Craigslist for “no sex required” jobs — as you do — she stumbles upon a job that turns … Continue reading

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31 in 31: The Creeping Flesh

Story: Hey, I’m back from my science thing in New Guinea! I brought back a strange, huge skeleton! I’m sure it won’t kill anything. Hey, why is it growing skin where I put water on it? Oh well, I’m sure … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Bad Kids Go To Hell

“Honestly Max, it’s a wonder they don’t all kill each other.” Story: The Breakfast Club A group of teens hold a seance in the library instead of bonding during a Saturday detention. And the library? Built on land taken from … Continue reading

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