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#31in31 – “Pet Sematary: Bloodlines”

“Timmy’s not taking any visitors. He needs time to…adjust.” Story: It’s 1969 y’all – Summer of Love! But in Ludlow, Maine, an old darkness rises when Bill Bateman’s son Timmy comes back in a box. But thanks to that old … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Ganja and Hess”/”Blood Couple”

“He’s an addict. He’s not a criminal, he’s a victim. He’s addicted to blood.” Story: Dr. Hess Green is an anthropologist studying the ancient Myrthian tribe of Africa. But when he’s stabbed with a ceremonial dagger by his unhinged assistant? … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “V/H/S/85”

“I’m filming everything. Do you… wanna try?” Story: A VHS tape seems to have been a documentary filmed off TV… But five stories have been recorded over it. Oh c’mon, give it a watch. What’s the worst that can happen? … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Riding the Bullet”

“Hey Alan! Need to a ride?” Story: It’s 1969, the Summer Of Love, and art major Alan Parker is obsessed with death. But when his mom is hospitalized and Alan decides to hitchhike to see her? Let’s just say he’ll … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Viking Wolf” (Vikingulven)

“Holy shit – what happened to your shoulder? Do you have rabies or what?” Story: Teenager Thale has just moved to a new town with her mom, sis, and step-dad. Things are starting to get good, with Thale being invited … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Bodies Bodies Bodies”

“To hurricanes! To hurricane parties!” Story: A bunch of twenty-something friends – and a couple of newbie romantic partners – gather at their friend David’s house (fine, his dad’s pad) to wait out a hurricane together. But when an innocent … Continue reading

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31in31 – “Juan of the Dead”

“Man I won’t say it twice – this side of town is kinda weird.” Story: Juan is a total slacker. He’s solidly in his 40s, yet he and his BFF Lazaro do nothing but the bare minimum to get by, … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Killer Book Club”

“Who chose this garbage?” Story: Ángela and her friends are college students in Madrid, longing to be professional writers. But when creepy Professor Cruzado tries to SA Ángela, her friends decide to pull a prank on the creep. But when … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “The Pope’s Exorcist”

“You know, the God, he works in very mysterious ways.” Story: It’s 1987. Pope John Paul II is sitting in the big chair, And Father Gabriele Amorth is his #1 guy. And by that I mean his official exorcist. But … Continue reading

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“The Creator” – meaning in the midst of madness

“They’re not people, Maya. It’s just programming.” Story: Joshua and Maya are in love, and living their life on a remote desert island that seems perfect in every way. Yet, outside their perfect world, a fight for the future of … Continue reading

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