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“The Holdovers”

“You can’t even dream a whole dream, can you?” Story: Paul (Mr. Hunham to his students) is a gleeful curmudgeon who lives for the takedown. Especially when that involves the wealthy, overprivileged snots in his Ancient Civilization classes. But when … Continue reading

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“The Marvels” is kitten-tastic!

“New rule – no more touching shit! Especially mysterious glowing shit!” Story: In a galaxy far far away from Kamala Khan, Kree leader Dar-Benn finds the second Quantum Band, and decides to use it to save her home planet of … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “The Ones You Didn’t Burn”

“There’s something you need to know, and I don’t have much time. Our family killed them. And they never forgot.” Story: After their dad’s suicide, siblings Nathan and Mirra return to their family homestead. But as they prepare to sell … Continue reading

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31in31 – “Sharksploitation”

“It’s not a sharksploitation movie unless someone screams ‘Get out of the water!’” Story: The history of shark films, focusing on the fun, gory, and/or amazing world of sharksploitation. Scares: Zero unless a few brief clips of sharky jump scares … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Five Nights at Freddy’s”

“They can see you now.” Story: Brother and sis Mike and Abby are doing their best after tragedy upon tragedy hit their family. When their Aunt Jane threatens to take custody of Abby, a desperate Mike takes a job at … Continue reading

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#31in31 2023 – “Run Sweetheart, Run”

“Are you ready?” Story: Cherie is your typical twenty something young mom. Absolutely adorable little girl, absolutely dull-ass paralegal job, absolutely kickass hopes and dreams. But when a client dinner she takes for her lawyer boss turns out to be … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “The Conference” (Konferensen)

“…so you better fasten your seatbelts, ’cause it’s time for takeoff! WOO!” Story: A group of local government employees have finally gotten their project off the ground; the Kolarengen Shopping Center, which will breathe life into that communities’ infrastructure. Probably. … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Hell Night”

“Now the FUN begins!” Story: Alpha Sigma Rho hast four new pledges for their co-ed fraternity/sorority/thing. But on their Hell Night – the final night that new pledges must endure before initiation – Our Gang has to spend the night … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Totally Killer”

“OMG mom, you need to stop, okay? This has nothing to do with me. You know, I kinda sorta wish you guys would get over it.” Story: In 1987, three girls were murdered by the “Sweet Sixteen Killer” – and … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “The Loved Ones”

“Bring the hammer, Daddy…. And a nail.” Story: Lola just wants a date to the prom, y’all. So she asks classmate Brent, but he’s got a girlfriend and has already made plans. So Lola makes plans of her own…and they … Continue reading

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