Author Archives: Denise

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About Denise

Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “Red One”!

When a screening happens on my birthday, I have to give out passes. It’s the law… Synopsis! After Santa Claus – Code Name: RED ONE – is kidnapped, the North Pole’s Head of Security (Dwayne Johnson) must team up with … Continue reading

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Election 2024: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

Exhausted with all the election stuff? ME TOO. But I’m also terrified. This is truly an extremely important Presidential election. It’ll chart the course for not only the next few years, but for years to come. (Eyes the SCOTUS nervously.) … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Thanksgiving”

“We let the police handle it, we’ll all gonna end up end up 50% off.” Story: Thanksgiving in Plymouth, Massachusetts. How freakin’ American can you get? Well, this year, more than turkey is gonna get carved, thanks to a crazed … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Daddy’s Head”

“Iiiiiiiisaccccc… Iiiiiiiisaaaaaac… Come to the forest.”  Story: Soon after James remarries, he’s struck down. His new bride Laura and son (from his first marriage) Isaac struggling to pick up the pieces, even though they barely like, let alone understand, each … Continue reading

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#31in31 – This year’s Halloween jam on Spotify!

I tell you, it’s getting harder and harder to come up with new tracks for the year… But luckily there are some songs that either got released this year, or just recently got into my earholes. Did you know Kesha … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “How to Make a Monster”

“For 25 years, he’s been the master! He’s created ’em all!” Story: Yep. Fire a guy who’s worked at your studio for 25 years, just so corporate shills can make more money after a takeover. That’d most likely do it. … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “It’s What’s Inside’

“What the fuck is going on?” Story: A group of friends get together the weekend before one of them is going to get married. They haven’t seen each other in eight years, but things seem to start up exactly where … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Tell Me How I Die”

“Summer camp with drugs!” Story: A bunch of young adults decide to make 2k of easy money by being prescription drug test subjects. But the drug has strange side effects, the company is rushing to put it out, and someone … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Stephen King’s The Night Flier”

“Why do all the weird ones have to fly at night?” Story: Richard Dees, a tabloid “journalist” who seems out to be the poster boy for disgusting paparazzi, wants to get back on the front page of the rag he … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “The Legend of of Hell House”

“The house tried to kill me. It almost succeeded.” Story: In 1953, a group of scientists and psychics investigated the Belasco House. Called the “Mount Everest of haunted houses”, only one person in that group escaped “alive and sane.” So … Continue reading

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