Author Archives: Denise

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About Denise

Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

31 in 31: Rockula

Posted on October 19, 2011 by Denise

Story: Vampire meets girl. Vampire loses girl ’cause she dies horribly. Repeat every 22 years. The unlife sucks ’til he can break his Groundhog Day streak of bad romantic luck. Scares: This is about as scary as Dracula: Dead and … Continue reading →

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I haz commercial!

Posted on October 18, 2011 by Denise

Okay, so this blog/posting place/thingy is supposed to be a dumping ground for the stuff I’ve written on the interwebs. But. I did a commercial.  More precisely, I was a zombie extra in a commercial for Run for your Lives, … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: American Scary

Posted on October 18, 2011 by Denise

Story: Do you remember Creature Feature on Channel 20 on Saturday nights?  Or perhaps you have your another favorite horror host from back in the day (or right this very minute): American Scary is a look at those hosts and … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon

Posted on October 17, 2011 by Denise

Story: Did you know that Jason, Michael Meyers, Freddy Kreuger and all sortsa rampant killing machines actually exist?  Somebody should make a documentary about how one goes about becoming a serial killer!  Only one problem; you might get a bit … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Wolfen

Posted on October 16, 2011 by Denise

Story:  People are getting ripped apart in NYC. What’s going on? And what’s that strange howling?  Be careful upsetting the balance of things, kiddies. You never know what you may piss off. Scares:  It gives good creep, and they wisely … Continue reading →

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From GeekForE: Movie Review — The Thing (2011)

Posted on October 15, 2011 by Denise

Prequels can be awesome (Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom) or a childhood-raping nightmare (Star Wars Episodes I-III).  Usually all you can hope for is something that makes you love the source material even more (X-Men: First Class, Mallrats), … Continue reading →

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From GeekForE: Movie Review — Footloose (2011)

Posted on October 15, 2011 by Denise

Okay, let’s get this straight right now; I liked this movie.  No seriously, I did.  Had a great time, laughed out loud, bounced in my seat.  And I’m not ashamed.  In a world where someone can come along, remake a … Continue reading →

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From GeekForE: Movie Review — The Big Year

Posted on October 15, 2011 by Denise

No, they didn’t make this up; The Big Year is based on the novel “The Big Year: A Tale of Man, Nature, and Fowl Obsession”, by Mark Obmascik.  Birders really do have something called The Big Year.  Or rather, there … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Jason X

Posted on October 15, 2011 by Denise

Story: Jason gets cryogenically frozen because nobody can kill him (dismemberment wasn’t an option I guess?)  Centuries later, “scientists” find him.  He thaws out, and hilarity ensues.  Nothing’s gonna slow our boy down. Scares: Not a one, unless you’ve got … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Hatchet

Posted on October 14, 2011 by Denise

Story: Kane Hodder lives in the woods with his horribly disfigured son.  Son gets even more disfigured in a fire, goes crazy and kills Robert Englund and a bunch of stupid tourists, while Tony Todd stays safely in town. Scares: … Continue reading →

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