Author Archives: Denise

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About Denise

Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

Hey Towson and Hopkins students: Pimp Your School with Harold & Kumar!

Posted on October 25, 2011 by Denise

Time’s running out for all you Harold & Kumar fans; their Munchies Truck Tour will be stopping in Baltimore, and only your votes will tell ’em to stop at Towson University or Johns Hopkins!  Y’know, because they’re too tweaked to … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: House of Bones

Posted on October 25, 2011 by Denise

Story: Jaded ghost hunter guys hire themselves a psychic to check out a house everyone says is haunted.  Wanna guess what happens next? Scares: One big one, after you realize how much time you spent on this piece of dreck. … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Halloween Resurrection

Posted on October 24, 2011 by Denise

Story: Michael Meyers killed his sister, stalked a babysitter named Laurie that is actually his other sister…etc.  After tracking down Laurie twenty years later, he’s still after her.  Oh, and meanwhile back at the Meyer’s house, there’s a reality TV … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Dracula 2000

Posted on October 23, 2011 by Denise

Story: Hey, what if everyone on the planet was incredibly hot?  Oh yeah, and there’s a vampire that’s missing his long-lost love.  You know the drill. Scares:  Meh.  Maybe if this was an original story, but since everybody knows how … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Scary Movie 2

Posted on October 22, 2011 by Denise

Story: Remember the movie Hell House?  The House on Haunted Hill?  Poltergeist?  Well, this movie spoofs ’em big time. Scares: Maybe, if you’re as stoned as Ray is in this  movie.  Everything is played for laughs. Splat factor: Nothing.  It’s … Continue reading →

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From Geek for e: Movie Review — Paranormal Activity 3

Posted on October 21, 2011 by Denise

Once upon a time, there were two little girls.  They lived in a big house with Mommy, Step-daddy and their own pet demon.  Except the demon wasn’t really a pet.  And things didn’t end up Happily Ever After.  The tagline … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Paranormal Activity 2

Posted on October 21, 2011 by Denise

Story: Remember Katie and Micah?  Well, Katie has a sister named Kristi.  Kristi’s family is experiencing the same kind of ghostly demon haunting that Katie and Micah were experiencing in the original.  Not a good sign for Kristi, her hubby, … Continue reading →

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The 100% Unofficial Paranormal Activity 3 Drinking Game

Posted on October 21, 2011 by Denise

Instead of writing an actual review of the film (I’ll do that tomorrow morning…um, make that later this morning), the thing that popped into my head while driving home from the Paranormal Activity 3 screening was “hey, drinking game!”  This … Continue reading →

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From Geek For E: Reason #338 for wishing you were at Screamfest LA: Singularity

Posted on October 20, 2011 by Denise

Let’s face it; short films are awesome, but we rarely get to see them outside of bits during the Oscars (and if you’re lucky, at the AFI during their pre-Oscar shorts fest).  But sometimes, and I say sometimes, we’ll get … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Paranormal Activity

Posted on October 20, 2011 by Denise

Story: Boyfriend and girlfriend move in together.  The ghost/demon that has been following the girlfriend all her life moves in too. Scares: Demons-a-poppin!  There’s plenty to be scared of, but in a creepy haunted-house way, not a silly slasher way. … Continue reading →

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