Author Archives: Denise

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About Denise

Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

#31in31 – “Death Becomes Her”

Posted on October 13, 2025 by Denise

“Ernest? My ass! I CAN SEE MY ASS!” Story: Ever since high school, actress Madeline Ashton and writer Helen Sharp have been frenemies. But when Madeline steals Helen’s fiancé Ernest? Helen snaps. Years later though, Helen is a thriving author … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Grizzly II: Revenge”

Posted on October 12, 2025 by Denise

“You got the devil bear.” Story: Yellowstone National Park. Beautiful. Deadly? Well, some hunter shoots a baby grizzly cub like a complete asshole. Then shoots momma… But she’s not dead. Hunter, you done messed with the wrong Tawanda. Yeah, her … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Bloody Axe Wound”

Posted on October 11, 2025 by Denise

“May your slashes be swift & sure, & may your success know no bounds. ❤️, Dad  P.S. Follow the rules.” Story: The killer known as Bladecut is infamous. His films are classics of the horror genre. But let’s face it, … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Arcadian”

Posted on October 10, 2025 by Denise

“Wanna play Crack The Apocalypse?” Story: 15 years after a global apocalypse, dad Paul, his sons Joseph and Thomas, and the bestest doggo Rocco, are simply trying to survive. But what happens when dad gets hurt, and the rebellious boys … Continue reading →

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“Roofman” – sky high talent, bargain basement movie

Posted on October 9, 2025 by Denise

“Don’t you want to be a good guy?” Story: Jeff just can’t catch a break. He’s been floundering ever since his tour in the 82nd Airborne ended. His wife divorced him, gaining custody of their three young children. And money? … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Monstrum”

Posted on October 9, 2025 by Denise

“Disasters plague a nation that lacks leadership.” Story: It’s 1527, and a deadly plague has been unleashed on the people of Korea. To add insult to injury, there’s talk of a monstrous beast haunting the woods outside Joseon (modern day … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – my yearly Spooky Spotify Halloween playlist!

Posted on October 8, 2025 by Denise

It’s that time again, kiddies. Time for me to unleash this year’s horror playlist. All of these are songs I haven’t used in prior playlists. I don’t think. So, when you need some spooky background sounds? Here you go.

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#31in31 – “V/H/S Halloween”

Posted on October 7, 2025 by Denise

“Twick or Tweeeet!” Story: It’s time for Halloween, ghoulies, ghosties, and long-legged beasties! But before you go out, you might wanna revisit your Halloween etiquette. And maybe don’t go whole-hog on the holiday to the point of making an ass … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Hollows Grove”

Posted on October 6, 2025 by Denise

“Ass balls.” [truer words…] Story: A group of guys and their trusty producer create phony “ghost hunter” videos. That these guys call their show S.P.I.T. (Spirit Paranormal Investigation Team) tells you all you really need to know about these jackasses. … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “House on Eden”

Posted on October 5, 2025 by Denise

“Could somebody do something now?” Story: Three ghost hunter vloggers – Kris, Celina and Jay – decide to scrap their planned cemetery visit, and hit up a supposedly haunted house nobody else has heard of. Hilarity ensues. Okay fine. Boredom … Continue reading →

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