Tag Archives: Movies So Bad Creators Should Be Ashamed Of Themselves

In Queue Review – The Munsters (2022)

[I’m not even gonna put a quote in the quote part. Not one line in this film is worth it.] Genre: Strange Homages To Classic TVRelease Date: 2022 Where I Watched: Netflix Gist: Oh c’mon. You wouldn’t be reading this … Continue reading

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“Firestarter” (2022) – barely a spark

“Daddy, something feels wrong in my body…. The bad thing.” Story: 11 year old Charlie McGee’s parents really love her. And they’re also suffering from the after-effects of signing up for a weird Government test that enhanced their psychic abilities. … Continue reading

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Freaky Fridays – “Fatal Exam”

Horror, Cult Movies, Exploitation Cinema, 70s Schlock, and more! Let’s look at something cool! “This is bo-ring.” (true fact, my dude.) Genre: Low Budget Horror Too Boring To Enjoy Year Released: 1990Pedigree: For most of the people involved, this was … Continue reading

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Freaky Fridays – “What Lies Below”

Horror, Cult Movies, Exploitation Cinema, 70s Schlock, and more! Let’s look at something cool! “Holy crap.” [Both a line of dialogue and my constant thought while watching this…movie.] Genre: WTF Lovecraftian Wannabes Year Released: 2020Pedigree: Where I Watched:  Netflix Synopsis: … Continue reading

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Ho or No? – “Christmas Catch”

“And look, no matter how much you want it, you’re not going to meet Mister Right the same way they do movies.” (Clunky line, but a microcosm of the movie as a whole.) Where I Watched: Netflix Genre: Holiday Heist … Continue reading

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Ho or No? – “A New York Christmas Wedding”

“Listen honey, you have to trust me on this. A Christmas wedding will be perfect, something no one would expect.”– a line said unironically by the future mom-in-law Where I Watched: Netflix Genre: Crappy Holiday “Get Happy Dammit” Stories New … Continue reading

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Ho or No? – Holly’s Holiday

“We should move in together!” – spoken less than five minutes after a first kiss Where I Watched: Amazon Prime Genre: WTF Holiday “Romance” New Holiday Spirit or Ghost of Christmas Past?: It’s definitely…a thing. Synopsis: Holly (because Christmas story, … Continue reading

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31 in 31 – “Hack O’Lantern”

*insert interesting quote here, because damn if I can find one in this clunker* Story: Um. I guess there’s a family with a weird pervo grandpa who’s also a Satanist? (The goofy Devil’s Rain kind.) Well, gramps wants his oldest … Continue reading

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DVD Review: “Becoming Evil – Serial Killers” series

This seven part documentary series is about as icky as the serial killers themselves. Evil tries for a feel similar to Leonard Nimoy in In Search Of or Robert Stack in Unsolved Mysteries, but the narrator has too much of … Continue reading

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#31in31 2018 – “Bedeviled” (2016)

“What the fuck?” Story: Some random chick dies in a cut to black, and her random friends get “invited” to download an app…from their dead friend. Whoooo! But naturally these idiots download the app anyway. Will they all die one … Continue reading

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