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Ho or No? – “Christmas Catch”

“And look, no matter how much you want it, you’re not going to meet Mister Right the same way they do movies.” (Clunky line, but a microcosm of the movie as a whole.) Where I Watched: Netflix Genre: Holiday Heist … Continue reading

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Ho or No? – “A New York Christmas Wedding”

“Listen honey, you have to trust me on this. A Christmas wedding will be perfect, something no one would expect.”– a line said unironically by the future mom-in-law Where I Watched: Netflix Genre: Crappy Holiday “Get Happy Dammit” Stories New … Continue reading

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Ho or No? – Holly’s Holiday

“We should move in together!” – spoken less than five minutes after a first kiss Where I Watched: Amazon Prime Genre: WTF Holiday “Romance” New Holiday Spirit or Ghost of Christmas Past?: It’s definitely…a thing. Synopsis: Holly (because Christmas story, … Continue reading

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31 in 31 – “Hack O’Lantern”

*insert interesting quote here, because damn if I can find one in this clunker* Story: Um. I guess there’s a family with a weird pervo grandpa who’s also a Satanist? (The goofy Devil’s Rain kind.) Well, gramps wants his oldest … Continue reading

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DVD Review: “Becoming Evil – Serial Killers” series

This seven part documentary series is about as icky as the serial killers themselves. Evil tries for a feel similar to Leonard Nimoy in In Search Of or Robert Stack in Unsolved Mysteries, but the narrator has too much of … Continue reading

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#31in31 2018 – “Bedeviled” (2016)

“What the fuck?” Story: Some random chick dies in a cut to black, and her random friends get “invited” to download an app…from their dead friend. Whoooo! But naturally these idiots download the app anyway. Will they all die one … Continue reading

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Don’t accept a friend request from “Unfriended: Dark Web”

UPDATE: apparently there are two endings for this movie.  Sounds like the second one would be more satisfying. (Thank you for the thorough breakdown, The Ringer)   My grade still stands though.  I dislike watching idiots for an hour and a … Continue reading

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Lackluster “Life of the Party”

Nutshell: SIGH.  I really wanted to love this movie.  Yet I just can’t. Jokes that fall flat and/or are drawn out for way too long. A story that doesn’t really seem to know where it’s going or what it’s trying … Continue reading

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“A Wrinkle in Time” – definitely a forehead wrinkler

“We can’t take credit for your faults. It’s how you use them that counts.” As the movie adaptation of A Wrinkle in Time is a confusing hodgepodge of…stuff?  So will my review be!  Talk like Yoda you will, if seeing … Continue reading

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#31in31 2017: “The Nightmare”

“This is the story of eight people and what waits for them in the darkness.” Story: Sleep paralysis. Yeah, I thought it was being trapped in bed. You too? The reality is much worse…because it’s not just the inability to … Continue reading

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