Tag Archives: Movies So Bad Creators Should Be Ashamed Of Themselves

DVD Review: “Becoming Evil – Serial Killers” series

Posted on September 12, 2019 by

This seven part documentary series is about as icky as the serial killers themselves. Evil tries for a feel similar to Leonard Nimoy in In Search Of or Robert Stack in Unsolved Mysteries, but the narrator has too much of … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2018 – “Bedeviled” (2016)

Posted on October 9, 2018 by

“What the fuck?” Story: Some random chick dies in a cut to black, and her random friends get “invited” to download an app…from their dead friend. Whoooo! But naturally these idiots download the app anyway. Will they all die one … Continue reading →

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Don’t accept a friend request from “Unfriended: Dark Web”

Posted on July 20, 2018 by

UPDATE: apparently there are two endings for this movie.  Sounds like the second one would be more satisfying. (Thank you for the thorough breakdown, The Ringer)   My grade still stands though.  I dislike watching idiots for an hour and a … Continue reading →

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Lackluster “Life of the Party”

Posted on May 10, 2018 by

Nutshell: SIGH.  I really wanted to love this movie.  Yet I just can’t. Jokes that fall flat and/or are drawn out for way too long. A story that doesn’t really seem to know where it’s going or what it’s trying … Continue reading →

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“A Wrinkle in Time” – definitely a forehead wrinkler

Posted on March 7, 2018 by

“We can’t take credit for your faults. It’s how you use them that counts.” As the movie adaptation of A Wrinkle in Time is a confusing hodgepodge of…stuff?  So will my review be!  Talk like Yoda you will, if seeing … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2017: “The Nightmare”

Posted on October 16, 2017 by

“This is the story of eight people and what waits for them in the darkness.” Story: Sleep paralysis. Yeah, I thought it was being trapped in bed. You too? The reality is much worse…because it’s not just the inability to … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2017 – “It Follows”

Posted on October 2, 2017 by

“ZZZZZZ” – me, watching this. Story: So, there’s this It Follows Demon Thing, right? And it follows you (natch) after you have sex with someone it was following. If it catches you, it kills you, and then goes back to … Continue reading →

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