Tag Archives: Movies So Bad Creators Should Be Ashamed Of Themselves

Don’t accept a friend request from “Unfriended: Dark Web”

Posted on July 20, 2018 by

UPDATE: apparently there are two endings for this movie.  Sounds like the second one would be more satisfying. (Thank you for the thorough breakdown, The Ringer)   My grade still stands though.  I dislike watching idiots for an hour and a … Continue reading →

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Lackluster “Life of the Party”

Posted on May 10, 2018 by

Nutshell: SIGH.  I really wanted to love this movie.  Yet I just can’t. Jokes that fall flat and/or are drawn out for way too long. A story that doesn’t really seem to know where it’s going or what it’s trying … Continue reading →

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“A Wrinkle in Time” – definitely a forehead wrinkler

Posted on March 7, 2018 by

“We can’t take credit for your faults. It’s how you use them that counts.” As the movie adaptation of A Wrinkle in Time is a confusing hodgepodge of…stuff?  So will my review be!  Talk like Yoda you will, if seeing … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2017: “The Nightmare”

Posted on October 16, 2017 by

“This is the story of eight people and what waits for them in the darkness.” Story: Sleep paralysis. Yeah, I thought it was being trapped in bed. You too? The reality is much worse…because it’s not just the inability to … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2017 – “It Follows”

Posted on October 2, 2017 by

“ZZZZZZ” – me, watching this. Story: So, there’s this It Follows Demon Thing, right? And it follows you (natch) after you have sex with someone it was following. If it catches you, it kills you, and then goes back to … Continue reading →

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“The Cure for Wellness” is a whole lot of bad crazy. With eels.

Posted on February 17, 2017 by

Nutshell: Bojan Bazelli’s beautiful cinematography and Eve Stewart’s picture-perfect production design are wasted in this derivative horror mishmosh.  Speaking of criminal wastes of talent, Celia Imrie, Dane DeHaaan and Jason Isaacs turn in wonderful performances that this film just doesn’t … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2016: Camp Death

Posted on October 24, 2016 by

“Realism? Fuck realism!” Story: A film crew tries to make a slasher film, but didn’t expect a real killer to crash the joint. Ooh – so scary! Scares: Zero. Lame concept, lame acting, lame blocking. Angles that leave the action … Continue reading →

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