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Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “The Naked Gun” (2025)!

Let’s see what this remake has in store… Synopsis! Only one man has the particular set of skills… to lead Police Squad and save the world! Lt. Frank Drebin Jr. (Liam Neeson) follows in his father’s footsteps in THE NAKED … Continue reading

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“Jurassic World: Rebirth” – Stupid. Fun.

“Nobody cares about these animals anymore.” [*I* LOVE YOU DOLORES] Story: Seventeen years after a tragic accident that devastated the research island for Jurassic Park, the “Neo-Jurassic Era” has become passé. But as the dinos die out in most areas … Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “SMURFS”!

Ready to get Smurfy? Synopsis! When Papa Smurf (John Goodman) is mysteriously taken by evil wizards, Razamel and Gargamel, Smurfette (voiced by Rihanna) leads the Smurfs on a mission into the real world to save him. With the help of … Continue reading

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Movie Review – “28 Years Later”

“Run, Jimmy! RUN!” Story: On Lindisfarne Island, Northumberland, a group of survivors of the Rage Virus seem to live as regular an existence as anyone in post-apocalyptic Great Britain can. 12-year-old Spike is set to visit the mainland, in order … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – “Implosion: The Titanic Sub Disaster”

“Why is ego and arrogance more important than safety? The irony is not lost on me, that titanic sank for exactly the same reason. History repeats itself.” Genre: Disaster Documentaries Release Date: 2025 Where I Watched: HBOMAX/Discovery GO Gist: Stockton … Continue reading

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“How to Train Your Dragon” (2025) is live-action done right

“Figure out which side you’re on.” Story: On the isle of Berk, there are tribes from all over the world. Their one connection? They’re the very best at what they do. Which is dragon killing. But when young Hiccup wounds … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – “Mickey 17”

“Oh, sauce is the true litmus test of civilization!” Genre: Offbeat Sci-Fi Social CritiqueRelease Date: 2025 Where I Watched: HBOMAX Gist: Mickey Barnes is a guy whose whole life seems to have been one bad decision after another. So when … Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “Ballerina”!

Ready for the expansion of the Wick Universe? Synopsis! Taking place during the events of John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum, the film follows Eve Macarro (Ana de Armas) who is beginning her training in the assassin traditions of the … Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “How to Train Your Dragon”!

Who doesn’t love Toothless? Y’all, this is the one live action remake I’ve actually been stoked for. Synopsis! On the rugged isle of Berk, where Vikings and dragons have been bitter enemies for generations, Hiccup (Mason Thames; The Black Phone, … Continue reading

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“The Old Lady With the Knife” – an intriguing story that could be sharper

“Watch who you hire.” Story: Hornclaw, a “specialist” – think more Nobody, less The Pitt – has been doing her job for the past forty years. She’s the one every other killer has nightmares about, a true legend in her … Continue reading

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