Category Archives: 31 in 31

31 in 31: Bad Kids Go To Hell

“Honestly Max, it’s a wonder they don’t all kill each other.” Story: The Breakfast Club A group of teens hold a seance in the library instead of bonding during a Saturday detention. And the library? Built on land taken from … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Antiviral

Okay kiddies, I did it last year. I did it the year before that. I am insane. A quick and dirty review of a horror movie every day, all through October. Let’s rumble! Story: In the not so distant future, … Continue reading

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31 in 31: The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari

Story: Don’t be scared of a sonambulist. Be scared of the person who controls him. Scares: Plenty of creepy goodness even though this film is almost 100 years old. Splat Factor: In 1920? Fat chance. And it’s not needed. Shock … Continue reading

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31 in 31: The Innkeepers

Story: The historic but run down Yankee Pedlar Inn B&B is going out of business. Is it haunted? The final two employees wanna find out… documenting ghosts could be a way to pad their unemployment checks. Hey, what else are … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Son of Frankenstein

(Note: getting a late start today because of the Frankenstorm. I figured a Frankenstein film fit the mood of the day better than what I had chosen earlier….) Story: a new Baron Von Frankenstein comes home to the ol’ castle … Continue reading

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31 in 31 : Pot Zombies

Story: rednecks go out hunting while toking. But their “Creeper” was radioactive, turning them into…. Yeah, you’ve got it. Soon, every toker in the area is down with the sickness. Scares: This is a Troma film. Trust me, there’s nary … Continue reading

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31 in 31: The Dead Zone

Story: Mild mannered teacher Johnny loves Sarah. Johnny gets in a car crash that puts him in a coma for years. He wakes up, only to find that he’s lost Sarah…but gained the ability to see the past, present or … Continue reading

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31 in 31 – Werewolf: The Beast Among Us

Story: Werewolves stalk the country. Uh oh. Better call out the posse! Scares: Only for the very n00b, or the extremely faint-of-heart. Splat Factor: Lots of body parts a’poppin off. And since one of the posse is a doctor, there’s … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies

Story: Read the title. Got it? Scares: I was so busy marveling at the complete budgetless-ness of this movie that I had no time to be scared. Splat Factor: Zombie movies usually means gore.  But all the Hershey’s Syrup in … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Lake Placid

Story: Big-ass crocodile. Betty White. The sleepy lake town they both reside in doesn’t stand a chance. Scares: Gory stuff, but aside from a few Gotcha moments it’s just a wonderful 50s-like monster mash. In glorious, bloody color. Splat Factor: … Continue reading

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