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#31in31 – “Cat People” (1942)

“That’s what makes me dangerous – I’m the new type of other woman.” [Yep, Alice says that with her whole chest. Ew.] Story: Irena Dubrovna, a young woman from Serbia, is a fashion artist with a secret… If she’s turned … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – “65”

“So, how long will you be gone this time?” Genre: What is WITH This Planet Y’all Actioners Release Date: 2023 Where I Watched: Netflix Gist: Mills is a rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone…because his ship hit … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Rogue”

“They’ll eat anything, right? Ay?” Story: So. Australia has saltwater crocodiles, right? And sometimes folks want to see them up close, while traveling waterways that have crocs. Smart move? Yeah, not for a group of tourists who want to snap … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Popcorn”

“ARE YOU READY?” Story: Maggie and her fellow film students are gonna throw a big huge horror film fest, so their department can raise some funds. They decide to go all out, with schlocky oldies known for their in-theater gimmicks, … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Paul Dood’s Deadly Lunch Break”

“What did they teach you about revenge in your course…?” Story: Paul Dood wants nothing more than to be famous. So when there’s a television talent competition audition nearby, he drops everything to attend. And everything happens to get in … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Friday the 13th part 2”

“And I promise, I’ll never, ever be late again for the rest of my life. Deal?” Story: It’s five years after the slaughter at Camp Crystal Lake, aka Camp Blood. There’s a new camp counselor training site near the old … Continue reading

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#31in31 – Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

“Oh my God, I’m too stoned for this.” Story: In 1973, a group of twenty somethings are on the way to a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, when they picked up a suicidal hitchhiker. Things go from bad to really, really bad … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Pet Sematary: Bloodlines”

“Timmy’s not taking any visitors. He needs time to…adjust.” Story: It’s 1969 y’all – Summer of Love! But in Ludlow, Maine, an old darkness rises when Bill Bateman’s son Timmy comes back in a box. But thanks to that old … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Ganja and Hess”/”Blood Couple”

“He’s an addict. He’s not a criminal, he’s a victim. He’s addicted to blood.” Story: Dr. Hess Green is an anthropologist studying the ancient Myrthian tribe of Africa. But when he’s stabbed with a ceremonial dagger by his unhinged assistant? … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “V/H/S/85”

“I’m filming everything. Do you… wanna try?” Story: A VHS tape seems to have been a documentary filmed off TV… But five stories have been recorded over it. Oh c’mon, give it a watch. What’s the worst that can happen? … Continue reading

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