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In Queue Review – “65”

“So, how long will you be gone this time?” Genre: What is WITH This Planet Y’all Actioners Release Date: 2023 Where I Watched: Netflix Gist: Mills is a rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone…because his ship hit … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Rogue”

“They’ll eat anything, right? Ay?” Story: So. Australia has saltwater crocodiles, right? And sometimes folks want to see them up close, while traveling waterways that have crocs. Smart move? Yeah, not for a group of tourists who want to snap … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Popcorn”

“ARE YOU READY?” Story: Maggie and her fellow film students are gonna throw a big huge horror film fest, so their department can raise some funds. They decide to go all out, with schlocky oldies known for their in-theater gimmicks, … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Paul Dood’s Deadly Lunch Break”

“What did they teach you about revenge in your course…?” Story: Paul Dood wants nothing more than to be famous. So when there’s a television talent competition audition nearby, he drops everything to attend. And everything happens to get in … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Friday the 13th part 2”

“And I promise, I’ll never, ever be late again for the rest of my life. Deal?” Story: It’s five years after the slaughter at Camp Crystal Lake, aka Camp Blood. There’s a new camp counselor training site near the old … Continue reading

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#31in31 – Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

“Oh my God, I’m too stoned for this.” Story: In 1973, a group of twenty somethings are on the way to a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, when they picked up a suicidal hitchhiker. Things go from bad to really, really bad … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Pet Sematary: Bloodlines”

“Timmy’s not taking any visitors. He needs time to…adjust.” Story: It’s 1969 y’all – Summer of Love! But in Ludlow, Maine, an old darkness rises when Bill Bateman’s son Timmy comes back in a box. But thanks to that old … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Ganja and Hess”/”Blood Couple”

“He’s an addict. He’s not a criminal, he’s a victim. He’s addicted to blood.” Story: Dr. Hess Green is an anthropologist studying the ancient Myrthian tribe of Africa. But when he’s stabbed with a ceremonial dagger by his unhinged assistant? … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “V/H/S/85”

“I’m filming everything. Do you… wanna try?” Story: A VHS tape seems to have been a documentary filmed off TV… But five stories have been recorded over it. Oh c’mon, give it a watch. What’s the worst that can happen? … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Riding the Bullet”

“Hey Alan! Need to a ride?” Story: It’s 1969, the Summer Of Love, and art major Alan Parker is obsessed with death. But when his mom is hospitalized and Alan decides to hitchhike to see her? Let’s just say he’ll … Continue reading

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