Category Archives: Movie Reviews

#31in31 – “Monstrum”

“Disasters plague a nation that lacks leadership.” Story: It’s 1527, and a deadly plague has been unleashed on the people of Korea. To add insult to injury, there’s talk of a monstrous beast haunting the woods outside Joseon (modern day … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “V/H/S Halloween”

“Twick or Tweeeet!” Story: It’s time for Halloween, ghoulies, ghosties, and long-legged beasties! But before you go out, you might wanna revisit your Halloween etiquette. And maybe don’t go whole-hog on the holiday to the point of making an ass … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Hollows Grove”

“Ass balls.” [truer words…] Story: A group of guys and their trusty producer create phony “ghost hunter” videos. That these guys call their show S.P.I.T. (Spirit Paranormal Investigation Team) tells you all you really need to know about these jackasses. … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “House on Eden”

“Could somebody do something now?” Story: Three ghost hunter vloggers – Kris, Celina and Jay – decide to scrap their planned cemetery visit, and hit up a supposedly haunted house nobody else has heard of. Hilarity ensues. Okay fine. Boredom … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Spontaneous”

“It happened again. A lot.” Story: Senior year baby! Mara is sick to death of high school, and could just explode with ennui. But then one of her classmate actually does explode. Like, all over everybody, and right during calc … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Ziam”

“This fish is fine.” [It was, in fact, not fine.] Story: Climate change causes “a major elemental crisis”. Food shortages. Riots. Luckily, the citizens of Thailand are surviving (though not actually thriving) thanks to breeding insects for food, and lots of … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Fear Street: Prom Queen”

“Just breathe… It’s almost over.” Story: Lori Granger has had a rough time in high school. Her mother Rose was accused of killing Lori’s dad on prom night almost 18 years ago, but even after being acquitted? That shadow lingers. … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Shadow of God”

“Now you’re just pissing me off.” Story: After an exorcism in Mexico that cost the life of a fellow priest, Father Mason Harper heads to a small town in Canada. But this the place where he grew up is tainted … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – “Madea’s Destination Wedding”

“You gonna have an open bar?… We’ll be there.” Genre: Madea Movies (yes, she’s in a genre all her own, as is just and right) Release Date: 2025 Where I Watched: Netflix Gist: When Madea’s granddaughter Tiffany gets engaged, nephew … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – “She Said Maybe”

“She’s coming. To Istanbul.” Genre: Subtitled Romcoms (oh don’t worry, they’ve got an English dub if you’re tired.) Release Date: 2025 Where I Watched: Netflix Gist: Mavi and Can are off to Istanbul for their 2nd dating anniversary. He plans … Continue reading

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