“The Intern” – comfort food that charms and entertains

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Nutshell: folks who love Nancy Meyers’ modern-day fairy tales will love this one too.  Things are tied up way too nicely at the end, but De Niro and Hathaway are charming.  Grade: B

Nancy Meyers is queen of women’s comfort flicks.  The Holiday, Baby Boom, What Women Want.  Heck, she even managed to do a wonderful job rebooting The Parent Trap, making the story more all-ages than the original (casting affable actors Dennis Quaid and  Natasha Richardson didn’t hurt either.)  So you know going in that The Intern will be a fluffy throw-pillow of fun that won’t tax you too much, and will leave you with some warm fuzzies as you head to your car.  And that’s exactly what you’ll get.

Ben Whittaker is 70 years old, and bored out of his mind after his retirement.  A widower, his empty house only serves to remind him that he’s got no place to be, nowhere to go.  So when he sees a flyer advertising for senior interns (read: over-60 years old), he goes for it.  And finds himself working with Jules Ostin, the CEO of an online fashion website who is Type A times twelve.  Can these two help each other?  Um, this is a Meyers joint; of course they can. Continue reading

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“Angry Birds” trailer hints at an origin story

Chuck (Josh Gad), Red (Jason Sudeikis), Bomb (Danny McBride) in Columbia Pictures and Rovio's ANGRY BIRDS.

Chuck (Josh Gad), Red (Jason Sudeikis), Bomb (Danny McBride) in Columbia Pictures and Rovio’s ANGRY BIRDS.

Well’p.  Who hasn’t played Angry Birds?  So it figures that somebody’d get an idea to make a movie out of the game.  Hey, it worked so well for Super Mario Brothers, Street Fighter and Alone in the Dark.  At least this time the film will be animated, and it’s got the whole “geared to kids but adults will dig the double entendres too” thing going on.  Synopsis?

In the 3D animated comedy, The Angry Birds Movie, we’ll finally find out why the birds are so angry.

The movie takes us to an island populated entirely by happy, flightless birds – or almost entirely.  In this paradise, Red (Jason Sudeikis, We’re the Millers, Horrible Bosses), a bird with a temper problem, speedy Chuck (Josh Gad in his first animated role since Frozen), and the volatile Bomb (Danny McBride, This is the End, Eastbound and Down) have always been outsiders.  But when the island is visited by mysterious green piggies, it’s up to these unlikely outcasts to figure out what the pigs are up to.

Check out the trailer and see if you’d line up to catch the full film.  Gotta admit the voice actors here are top-notch.  Fingers crossed this won’t bomb like, well, Bomb.

Angry Birds piledrives into theaters May 20th, 2016.


 

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: The Walk!

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The Twin Towers. Tall. Majestic. Deeply missed. But in 1974, just a year after the World Trade Center opened, Philippe Petit wire-walked between the towers. His feat was covered in the documentary Man on Wire, and now in the biodrama The Walk.

Twelve people have walked on the moon. Only one has ever, or will ever, walk in the immense void between the World Trade Center towers.

Philippe Petit (Joseph Gordon-Levitt), guided by his real-life mentor, Papa Rudy (Ben Kingsley), is aided by an unlikely band of international recruits, who overcome long odds, betrayals, dissension and countless close calls to conceive and execute their mad plan. Robert Zemeckis, the master director of such marvels as Forrest Gump, Cast Away, Back to the Future, Polar Express and Flight, again uses cutting edge technology in the service of an emotional, character-driven story. With innovative photorealistic techniques and IMAX® 3D wizardry, The Walk is genuine big-screen cinema, a chance for moviegoers to viscerally experience the feeling of reaching the clouds.

It is also one of the more rare live-action films that is a PG-rated, all-audience entertainment for moviegoers 8 to 80 – and a true story to boot. It is unlike anything audiences have seen before, a love letter to Paris and New York City in the 1970s, but most of all, to the Towers of the World Trade Center.

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: The Martian!

the martianY’know, Matt Damon stranded on a planet kinda echoes last year’s Interstellar (SPOILER ALERT for the 3 people who haven’t seen that movie yet.)  So while I’m still enjoying the karmic payback his character got in that film, I’m gonna have to seriously reboot for The Martian.  Because here, we want Damon’s Mark Watney to come home.  Luckily, the trailer for the film helps get me into that head space. Plus, they’ve already screened the film in space. “IN YOUR FACE NEIL ARMSTRONG!


So? Ready to take a trip? Right this way… Continue reading

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“The Big Short” busts the housing boom

(Image: Paramount Pictuers)

(Image: Paramount Pictuers)

“That’s not stupidity.  That’s fraud.”

And that’s the housing bubble of the Aughts. Based on the nonfiction book The Big Short: Inside the Doomsday Machine by Michael Lewis, this film looks at the housing boom, and the handful of folks who knew things weren’t gonna stay high cotton for long.  C’mon now.  I knew this years before the crash, and I can’t add without a calculator. So I’m pumped to see this film. Synopsis!

When four outsiders saw what the big banks, media and government refused to, the global collapse of the economy, they had an idea: The Big Short. Their bold investment leads them into the dark underbelly of modern banking where they must question everyone and everything. Based on the true story and best-selling book by Michael Lewis (The Blind Side, Moneyball), and directed by Adam Mckay (Anchorman, Step Brothers) The Big Short stars Christian Bale, Steve Carell, Ryan Gosling and Brad Pitt.

Brad Pitt’s Plan B Entertainment has been cranking out some pretty sweet stuff — including Moneyball, based on another of Lewis’ books.  This trailer looks like more of the same awards-fodder quality.  And the use of Led Zeppelin’s When The Levee Breaks is perfection. The Big Short hits theaters December 23, 2015.

 

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: Sicario!

sicarioAlright y’all.  Moveeeeez!  Here’s the synopis for Sicario, a film that’s already getting major awards buzz:

In Mexico, SICARIO means hitman.

In the lawless border area stretching between the U.S. and Mexico, an idealistic FBI agent [Emily Blunt] is enlisted by an elite government task force official [Josh Brolin] to aid in the escalating war against drugs.

Led by an enigmatic consultant with a questionable past [Benicio Del Toro], the team sets out on a clandestine journey forcing Kate to question everything that she believes in order to survive.

A Lionsgate presentation, a Black Label Media presentation, a Thunder Road production, a Denis Villeneuve film.

Want passes?  Yeah you do… Continue reading

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Elsewhere Review: Everest hits the heights

Yeah, I should whip something up just for this blog.  But I so tired.  Read on…

“Everest” succeeds in hitting the heights

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Everest manages to tell a true story without stooping to creative license add-ons.  The characters may lack depth, but the mountain’s majesty — and the story’s horrifying heartbreak — more than make up for it. Grade: B+

First things first; Everest is not the feel-good movie of the 2015 awards season.  The film — based on the nonfiction book Into Thin Air: A Personal Account of the Mt. Everest Disaster by Jon Krakauer — is relentless, frightening and unnerving.  Director Baltasar Kormákur gives no quarter, and there’s no rest from the horrors unfolding once the trek up Mount Everest goes wrong.

Another plus; the screenplay doesn’t stray far from the true story.  William Nicholson’s work on Gladiator, Les Misérables and Unbroken and Simon Beaufort’s on 127 Hours and Slumdog Millionaire are evident here.  Though the plot jumps from one group to another, it’s easy to follow and the tension doesn’t let up for a second.
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“Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials” is videogame-tastic

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Nutshell: dig 28 Days Later, Dune and The Hunger Games?  Why not have a movie that puts those three films in a Waring and hits pulse?  Pour into a popcorn bucket, brush off the lack of character/story development, and enjoy. Grade: B

YA trilogies FTW!  Or at least that’s what Hollywood has been saying lately. I don’t disagree.  The latest “kids running for their lives” film is Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials.  Part two of the Maze Runner series, it takes up almost exactly where the first film left off; as Thomas as his friends are being rescued from the Glades.  Things seem cool at first, with their saviors giving them three hots and a cot — and also showers, yay! — but with Aidan “Littlefinger” Gillen as their new found BFF/rescuer Janson, can that last for very long?  Hint: NOPE.

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The What/Why/How of “Black Mass”

Sometimes a film is easy to sum up.  Sometimes it sucks so terribly, or shines so brightly, that a quick writeup is all that’s needed.  Sometimes I’m tired and can sum up my feeling on a film because exhaustion apparently sharpens my focus.  Or something.  Onward, to Black Mass!

black mass onesheetNutshell: Black Mass is a clear-eyed look at a shady time in the FBI’s history, and the life of a notorious Boston mob boss.  Right up there with GoodFellas and Casino. Or better yet, Depp’s equally fine Donnie Brasco. Grade: A

What is it: a biopic about Boston mob boss James “Whitey” Bulger and the corruption of some members of the FBI’s Boston office when they decided to use Bulger as an informant.  Spoiler Alert: Bulger gets more out of the deal than the FBI does, and the gangster evaded capture for his crimes for years.  The dirty FBI agents — and Bulger’s compatriots — didn’t fare as well.

Why should you see it: Black Mass is a fascinating look at the inner workings of Boston’s “Irish Mob”, and how an idea can be good in theory, but horrible in… execution.  As Bulger, Depp thoroughly inhabits the character, giving a nuanced performance that many have labeled too humanizing for such a notorious real-life killer.  Listening to the actors warm up their Bah-ston Southie accents is a treat.  So is seeing so many cool actors in one place; Depp, Joel Edgerton, Kevin Bacon, Adam Scott, Corey Stoll, and Benedict Cumberbatch to name a few.

How did I like it: This movie could have easily been simply “The One Where Johnny Depp Wears Contacts And Old Age Makeup”.  Instead, it’s a thoughtful, immersive look at what happened when Bulger became an informant (something Bulger to this day denies), and the events leading up to his flight from justice.  Black Mass doesn’t point fingers, and it also eschews the good guy/bad guy trope.  Everyone is a little bit grey here, and they only get greyer as things progress.

Stuff I loved?  Adam Scott’s impressive FBI pr0nstache.  Cumberbatch’s oozing charm as a politician that may not be dirty, but knows way too much to be clean.  The cohesive feel of the cast playing Bulger’s “Winter Hill Gang”. The amazing soundtrack, from The Animals to the Stones, pipes and drums to disco.  The way Edgerton’s agent starts to strut and preen as he becomes dirtier and dirtier.  David Rosenbloom’s whipsmart editing that manages to let the story flow regardless of the jumps in chronology and/or location.  The absolutely amazing performance Dakota Johnson delivers as Bulger’s common-law wife Lindsey; she’s able to match Depp even when things get intense, and I’m really hoping she gets to dig into more of this caliber of work.

Remember when Johnny Depp was more than a Tim Burton/Disney caricature?  If you don’t, then catch Black Mass, and remember.

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Craig Ferguson’s “Join or Die” comes to the History Channel

logo comedy dynamics history channelI love stand-up comedy. I really love stand-up comedy when it teaches you something too, or at least makes you think.  So Craig Ferguson’s “Join or Die” series sounds right up my alley.  That the History Channel picked it up gives me hope that it’ll be pretty awesome.  (I’ve loved his prior specials Craig Ferguson: A Wee Bit O’ Revolution and Does This Need to Be Said?)

History picked up a 16-episode run of Join or Die, and I’m looking forward to seeing what topics he covers, and who will be joining in on the fun.

Check out the 411 over at Deadline!

 

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