Book Review — Dark Screams: Volume 4

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Nutshell:  Every anthology series has to have a hiccup.  Volume 4 starts off amazingly eerie, but ends with a whimper and a thud.  Still, I love the 5-stories format, and these quick reads never overstay their welcome, even if they aren’t all top shelf.  Grade: B+

I enjoyed Volume 2 and Volume 3.  But Volume 4 I’m going halfsies on.  Okay, I’m going 3/5ths on.  But the editors here still have a good bead on what makes a good anthology; a little spooky, a dash of gore, and even a few bittersweet moments.  There’s also a thud or two here, as the volume winds down, but it’s still worth diving into if you’re a horror anthology junkie like me.  A quick-n-dirty for each story:

Clive Barker, “The Departed”
(originally published in 1992 as “Hermione and the Moon” in the NYT)

A beautiful – and yes, haunting – tale of ghosts on Halloween. Hermione and Rice decide to wander among the living in the time when they’re expected to. And then Hermione decides to see her living son…

As always, Barker’s gorgeous prose reads like poetry. This short tale is absolutely beautiful, and the perfect story to warm up (or chill down?) the start of this anthology.

Lisa Morton, “The New War”

Mike is in the hospital, recuperating from surgery. But his recovery time starts to drag on, and he wonders about his nurse Maria, and the dark, needy presence that seems to follow her…

Morton has a similar way with words as Barker, so the editors nailed it when they put this story right after his. A seamless transition. And Morton’s way with the fluidity of reality makes for a riveting read.

Ray Garton, “Sammy Comes Home”

Jeremy’s son Bryan is despondent; their family dog Sammy went missing weeks ago. There’s good news and bad news; Sammy does comes back.  And he’s brought a “friend”…

A great mash-up of Alien, Invasion of the Body Snatchers and The Thing. I even got a taste of Stephen King’s The Mist, with Garton’s seemingly unstoppable, deadly creations.  Garton builds the suspense drop by drop, then cranks up the horror. A great prequel to a cool full-sized novel (hint hint), or an excellent short story that scares you while you read and leaves you unsettled by what’s been left up to your imagination.

Ed Gorman, “The Brasher Girl”
(originally published in Cages; dedicated to Stephen King)

Cindy Brasher, a pretty girl that has Spence’s heart all a-flutter. But that friend of hers isn’t too great.  In fact, that friend is downright bloodthirsty.

An “alien mind control” story that has a bit of a Bonnie & Clyde twist. Gorman references King’s “Strawberry Spring”, and while not as lyrical as King’s story (one of his very best in terms of sheer beauty), there’s a similar fear of what you may be capable of here.  Not quite as good as the three stories that precede it – the prose doesn’t flow quite as smoothly as what’s gone before – but interesting nonetheless.

Heather Graham, “Creature Feature”

What horror fan hasn’t wanted to take a tour of a ‘con before the doors open, especially if there’s a ton of really cool FX to check out?  But all the horrific tableaus hide one very real killer; Jack the Ripper.

Great idea, horrible execution.  Mo, a woman who has gone to see her friend Chelsea’s FX exhibit at the ‘con, is first a greeting cards designer, then in a paranormal unit of the Feds.  I’m guessing that’s simply an unedited hiccup, but it pulled me out of the story immediately (a sentence explaining that she left designing to become a Fed would have made Mo’s backstory flow much better.)  I’m also guessing this is a short story that deals with Graham’s “Krewe of Hunters” series, but if you’re not already well versed in that series, this tale feels incomplete.  It’s like a taste of a better story; perhaps The Betrayed, which features Aidan, would be a more well-rounded read.  Or maybe this story should have been fleshed out into a novel, as too many things either get written off too quickly, introduced with no further action, or left by the wayside.  Creature Feature feels like a Scooby Doo Mysteries episode, complete with unmasking, thoroughly understandable real-world explanations for what Mo and Chelsea went through, and a tidy, no-loose-ends ending.  This patchwork tale just didn’t do it for me, even with the Ripper angle.

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Baltimore Comic-Con: Finch, Kitson, Ostrander, Van Sciver, and Wrightson!

Just a quick & dirty here, as these well known folks are sure to draw a crowd.  I can’t wait to get my tush into a seat if there’s a panel coming…

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Finch, Kitson, Ostrander, Van Sciver, and Wrightson in Baltimore!

BALTIMORE, MARYLAND – August 3, 2015 – The weekend of September 25-27 is the 2015 Baltimore Comic-Con in Baltimore’s Inner Harbor. Come to the Baltimore Convention Center for all of the excitement! Buy your VIP, General Admission, and Harvey Award tickets now to avoid the lines. The Baltimore Comic-Con welcomes industry giants David Finch, Barry Kitson, John Ostrander, Ethan Van Sciver, and Bernie Wrightson.

Joining us from Canada, David Finch received recognition for his early work at Top Cow Productions on titles such as Cyberforce, Ascension, and Aphrodite IX. He then went on to spend a number of years at Marvel Comics, working on blockbuster titles including Ultimate X-Men, Avengers (and the relaunched New Avengers), and Moon Knight before jumping into an exclusive contract with DC Comics in 2010 where he flexed his writing muscles as well as his drawing skills on Batman: The Dark Knight. He also worked on DC’s Forever Evil, and is currently providing art on Wonder Woman (with his wife Meredith on writing duties).

British comic artist Barry Kitson broke into the industry while drawing Spider-Man for Marvel UK in 1985. Throughout his career, he has worked on such titles as Amazing Spider-Man, Legion of Superheroes, 2000 AD, Batman, and Incredible Hulks. He recently handled art duties for Marvel’s Captain America and Iron Man and can be seen working on IDW’s Star Trek/Green Lantern covers, Valiant’s Ivar, Timewalker covers, and interiors and covers for his creator-owned Empire: Uprising with Mark Waid, also published by IDW.

Multiple Eisner Award nominee John Ostrander received his published credits in First Comics’ Warp in the 1980s. He is co-creator of the character Grimjack with Timothy Truman, published originally in First Comics’ Starslayer before going on to appear in its own title. He has worked on DC Comics’ Firestorm, Hawkman, Justice League, Martian Manhunter, Manhunter, The Spectre, Suicide Squad (currently in the midst of becoming a major motion picture!), and Wasteland, and on Marvel Comics’ Bishop, Blaze of Glory, Heroes for Hire, The Punisher, Quicksilver, and X-Men. At Dark Horse Comics, he has written numerous Star Wars titles, and has also done work on Lady Death for Chaos! Comics, and Magnus, Robot Fighter, Rai and the Future Force, and Eternal Warrior for Valiant Comics. He has recently penned a Conan story in Robert E. Howard’s Savage Sword from Dark Horse comics.

Ethan Van Sciver has been an exclusive artist for DC Comics for 12 years, with runs on Green Lantern, Flash, Batman the Dark Knight, and Firestorm. He’s also worked on Sinestro, Justice League, Convergence, Impulse, Sensation Comics Presents Wonder Woman, and too many more titles to name! Plus, he’s a cover artist, with numerous contributions to both DC and Marvel, where he assisted Grant Morrison and Frank Quitely as fill-in artist on New X-Men. He co-created Green Lantern’s Emotional Spectrum, designed all of those lovely symbols associated with it, and created Atrocitus, Saint Walker, Larfleeze, Indigo-1, and lots of others. These days he’s back in the Lanternverse, providing fill-ins for Green Lantern. He lives in New Jersey with his girlfriend and two kids.

Originally from the Baltimore area, Bernie Wrightson got his first break in comics at DC in 1968, drawing a story that appeared in House of Mystery. His work grew to include titles at Marvel Comics, including Chamber of Darkness and Tower of Shadows, where he continued to develop his lush art style. Wrightson is co-creator of Swamp Thing from DC’s House of Secrets. He moved onto Warren Publishing’s black and white horror magazines, Heavy Metal magazine, and even National Lampoon. He has since returned to comics, including the Marvel Graphic Novels Spider-Man: Hooky and The Incredible Hulk and the Thing: The Big Change, DC’s The Weird and Batman: The Cult, and IDW’s Frankenstein Alive, Alive!

“What a treat to have such high caliber talent,” said Marc Nathan, promoter of the Baltimore Comic-Con. “Every one of these guys is a giant in the comics industry, and their combined body of work is something to behold.”

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Zoolander 2 teaser trailer: the meaning of the universe?

Hey, he started “The Derek Zoolander School for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Want to Do Other Stuff Good Too”. So of course the teaser trailer makes you think hard and stuff.

Zoolander 2 hits the runway on 2016. So practice your Blue Steel now.

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GoodReads Review: Hilary Liftin, Movie Star by Lizzie Pepper

Think you’re lazy?  How’s about posting your GoodReads 411 as a real review?  That’s what I’m doing here.  Feel better now? Thought you did.

Movie Star by Lizzie Pepper

Nutshell: finished this book in two days.  Could have finished it in an afternoon, but there was a beer festival and the resultant post-Fest day of rest…well, you know how it is.  Liftin obviously knows her way around ghostwriting, if this first novel is any indication.  Movie Star feels like a peek behind the curtain, and Lizzie is a character I loved peeking with. Grade: A

There’s a reason this book is on so many Summer Must Read lists. It’s an addictive page turner. All the salacious gossip, without the fear of taking advantage of someone’s real life.

Liftin does a great job outlining the interest, attraction, commitment and crumbling of love, all under the harsh gaze of paparazzi and a too-good-to-be-true “self help” system. Yes, it has the whiff of certain celebrity breakups, but this quick, fun read stands well as its own tale.

A perfect at the beach, on vacation, or cozy weekend read.

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DC: Flywheel Dupont has a Fantastic (Four) Experience for ya!

fantastic four 2015Okay fine.  There’s no promo screening for Fantastic Four DC.  But how’d you like to feel like a superhero?  Flywheel Dupont has the hookup.  On August 4th, they’ve got a special Fan4stic Flywheel Experience, and you can sign yourself up!  (First come first served, natch.  But once you have your reservation it’s yours, baby.)

Not sure what the Fan4stic Flywheel Experience entails, but if you go and suddenly are able to become invisible, stretch yourself thin, create fire from air, or turn to stone?  Please give me details. ALL THE DETAILS.

Speaking of, head to FLYWHEELSPORTS.COM, create an account, and then e-mail your username to FANTAS_TORQ4@YAHOO.COM.  Boom. (And btw, fants-torq4. Awesome.  I see what they did there.)

Fantastic Four hits area theaters August 7th, 2015.  Now go get your spin on!

Flywheel Fantastic Four Dupont

 

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Vacation: the death-knell of road trip movies? No, but close.

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Wanna see Vacation? I feel bad for you son. It’s got 99 minutes…and there’s no fun.  Grade: D

Yep.  Chalk this one up to the ol’ cash-grab; Vacation proves that even if you pick proven funny folks to headline your film, it doesn’t mean it’ll actually be funny.

Story?  Sure.  Rusty — you remember the boy child from National Lampoon’s Vacation, right? — is all grown up.  Just like his dad, he’s a mess of a man who nonetheless enjoys every bit of his life.  And just like dad, he’s married to a beautiful woman who is way out of his league.  When Rusty’s yearly cabin vacation gets shot down by the wife Debbie and their kids, he decides to do the one thing you should never do; revisit history.  So a cross-country trip, wedging in a visit to sis Audrey and the ‘rents because why not.  Best week ever!  Cue “Holiday Road”!

Ed Helms and Christina Applegate do their level best to give Rusty and Debbie depth beyond the punchline-fodder they’re trotted out to be.  Skyler Gisondo and Steele Stebbins play the New Griswold Kids, James and Kevin.  And after about 3 minutes I wanted to punch Kevin in the mouth, and I’m so not that gal.  It’s one thing to write a character that’s a total jerk douchebag, it’s another to give him absolutely no redeeming value and then make him one of the folks you’re supposed to root for.  SPOILER — don’t worry, you’ll see this coming if you decide to waste your money — James finally gives a smack-down to Kevin.  But it’s not as enjoyable as it should be.  Nothing in this movie is.
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Baltimore: FREE “Sinister Sundays at Marley Station! Wanna know how to get in?

UPDATE: as Sinister 2 will open at Marley Station on 8/21, the 8/16 Sinister Sunday will be a DOUBLE FEATURE!  Night of the Living Dead at 5pm, Sinister at 7pm!  TWO movies for the low-low price of FREE! So come on up to the lab and see what’s on the slab make sure you’re there!

B’more. Did you think I’d left you out with the DC Sinister Sundays? OF COURSE I DIDN’T FORGET YOU. I’ve got your hookup right here. Because horror movies at the multiplex means chills on all the levels — what better for August, amirite?

Same dealio.  Three films on three Sunday evenings in August.  Why don’t I let the fantastic PR posse do the tapping for me?

Revisit the films that inspired the SINISTER filmmakers at
Marley Station Theater for FREE on Sundays in August!

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WHAT:      To celebrate the release of Gramercy Pictures new film, SINISTER 2, Marley Station Theater will be screening some of the films that inspired the series for FREE. Marley Station Theater will be hosting FREE SINISTER SUNDAYS at 7:00PM on the below dates.

WHEN:
Sunday, August 9 – 7:00PM – THE RING (2002) / Rated PG-13
Sunday, August 16 – DOUBLE FEATURE!  Night of the Living Dead at 5pm, Sinister at 7pm! (Both 8/16 films are Rated R)

WHERE:   Marley Station Theater
                    7900 Ritchie Highway
                    Glen Burnie, MD 21061

*Each screening is limited to theater capacity and will be seated on a first come, first serve basis.   Food / Beverage is not included.

SINISTER 2

SINISTER 2 is the sequel to the 2012 sleeper hit horror movie. In the aftermath of the shocking events in “Sinister,” a protective mother (Shannyn Sossamon of “Wayward Pines”) and her 9-year-old twin sons (real-life brothers Robert and Dartanian Sloan) find themselves in a rural house marked for death as the evil spirit of Bughuul continues to spread with frightening intensity.

Starring James Ransone, Shannyn Sossamon, Lea Coco, Robert and Dartanian Sloan

Directed by Ciarán Foy (“Citadel”)
Gramercy Pictures
Rated R
www.sinistermovie.com

In Theaters
Friday, August 21, 2015

And it’s the same deal with passes….
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DC Area! This August: “Sinster Sundays” at the Arlington Cinema & Drafthouse!

Hi there, my DC Area peeps! *waves* You say you want stuff in your neck of the woods? OKAY. I got you. In fact, I’ve got your August chill; “Sinister Sundays” will be hitting the Arlington Cinema & Drafthouse! What’s that, you say? Well, peep the cool info from the lovely & talented PR posse:

Revisit the films that inspired the SINISTER filmmakers at
Arlington Cinema & Drafthouse for FREE on Sundays in August!

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WHAT:      To celebrate the release of Gramercy Pictures new film, SINISTER 2, Arlington Cinema & Drafhouse will be screening some of the films that inspired the series for FREE. Arlington Cinema & Drafthouse will be hosting FREE SINISTER SUNDAYS at 7:00PM on the below dates.

WHEN:      Sunday, August 9 – 7:00PM – THE RING (2002) / Rated PG-13

Sunday, August 16 – 7:00PM – NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (1968) / Rated R

Sunday, August 23 – 7:00PM – SINISTER (2012) / Rated R

WHERE:     Arlington Cinema & Drafthouse
                      2903 Columbia Pike
                     Arlington, VA 22204

*Each screening is limited to theater capacity and will be seated on a first come, first serve basis.   Food / Beverage is not included.

SINISTER 2

SINISTER 2 is the sequel to the 2012 sleeper hit horror movie. In the aftermath of the shocking events in “Sinister,” a protective mother (Shannyn Sossamon of “Wayward Pines”) and her 9-year-old twin sons (real-life brothers Robert and Dartanian Sloan) find themselves in a rural house marked for death as the evil spirit of Bughuul continues to spread with frightening intensity.

Starring James Ransone, Shannyn Sossamon, Lea Coco, Robert and Dartanian Sloan
Directed by Ciarán Foy (“Citadel”)
Gramercy Pictures
Rated R

www.sinistermovie.com

In Theaters
Friday, August 21, 2015

Down for some classic chills? Well, lemme tell you how you can get yourself a seat…
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Off the Shelf: Arkham Manor

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Nutshell: A strange, compelling hybrid of Batman Detective Comics and “New 52” Batman, there’s plenty of tie-ins to the Bruce/Bat canon.  So much so that though it can be read as a stand-alone, it’s better if you know who’s who (or at least have your laptop close by to hit up Wiki when necessary.)  It’s a pity this series was cancelled, though this six-issue storyline does wind up nicely.  Grade: A-

Story: Arkham Asylum crumbles to the ground.  The inmates need a new place to stay.  Wayne Manor?  Why not?  But Wayne Arkham Manor has been transformed from a safe house to an asylum that is anything but safe; there’s a killer hiding in the walls.  And an even deadlier menace hiding in plain sight…

Best Lines:
“This house has terrible secrets!  It whispers them to me.”
“Men like this will never be tolerated. Especially not in my house.”

Goodies:  Variant covers, storyboards.  Love the Nathan Fox/Rico Renzi variant cover art for #3.  Bruce’s former home as a malevolent Jabba the Manor.  Groovy.

Thoughts:  I’ll say it; I picked up Arkham Manor because I wanted to know more about Sybil Silverlock, the mother of Olive in Gotham Academy.  But Manor is a fun ride all on its own, with plenty of twists, turns and dark spaces.  Oh, and spoiler: there’s not that much 411 o n Sybil, something that I hope will be rectified in future issues of GA.  Moving on…

Here in Manor, Bruce — after losing his familial wealth (or at least playing like he has) — lives in an apartment in the city with his trusty butler Alfred.  There’s no real fleshing out of why he’s lost the fortune (though I’m sure the events in Endgame didn’t help his situation), but I’m kinda digging The People’s Batman.  It’ll be interesting to see how Bruce/Batman deals with bad guys that became bad due to bad decisions/poverty/bum deals, now that Bruce himself is closer to the economic status quo.  Shawn Crystal’s art fits in nicely with the usual gritty Gotham vibe, but there’s a touch of realism, a feeling that Batman is on equal footing with the rest of the characters.  There’s no gussying up the lead here, everyone is literally painted with the same brush.  And it works.

But one thing; I’m not digging the scruffy Batman here.  It’s not a cool Fight Club scruff.  It’s a “wino under the bridge” scruff.  I get that he’s coming back from some incredibly rough times, but just no.  Especially when the next panel sees Bruce clean shaven.

And of course there’s the Gotham Academy and Endgame tie-ins.  Along with a mention of S.T.A.R. Labs, for you Flash fans.  Gotta love it when a universe comes together.

As Arkham Manor is one of the “New 52” titles that has been cancelled — probably to make way for Convergence titles? — I wish they’d included Arkham Manor: Endgame in this TPB.  But with plenty of dangling strings that other titles/writers can pick up and play with, Arkham Manor is a creepy-cool quick read that I’m sure will echo through many storylines in future.

Publication 411:  Collects the complete Arkham Manor (#1-6).  Hits shelves July 28th, 2015.

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Movie Review: Southpaw

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The one-two punch of Fuqua and Sutter delivers a film that’s more than just a rock ’em, sock ’em throwdown. (Though the Horner/Eminem score/soundtrack collaboration helps keep the adrenaline flowing.) Fight film fans will love the attention paid to The Sweet Science, while ac-TOR film fans will love the man-vs-himself/up-again-from-nothing plot. Grade: A-

Hello, and welcome to Awards Season!  Oh, you thought it was still Summer Blockbuster-palooza?  Well, not if you’re going by the current crop of grade-A dramas and documentaries hitting theaters right now.  Love & Mercy, I’ll See You in My Dreams, Dope and Clouds of Sils Maria are just a taste of the awesome that have been hitting the big screen since the snow melt. (Mad Max: Fury Road serves both masters, blockbuster and awards bait, and does so admirably.)  Southpaw is one more thinkpiece in among the explosions and superheroes, but the combination of brilliant acting and incredible fight choreography will, like Fury Road, please blockbuster and best-of fans. Continue reading

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