Review-A-Palooza…of one. A Dangerous Method

Because I missed this one last week.  What?  I was too busy planning on what to stuff in my face for Chinese New Year.  Gung Hay Fat Choy, y’all!

Movie Review: A Dangerous Method

Shrinks.  Can’t live with ‘em, can’t truly reshape their consciousness for a more pleasing outcome without taking into consideration the many ways that could cause irreparable harm to the psyche.  Best to just watch A Dangerous Method, the fascinating story of Sigmund Freud, Carl Jung and their patient/fellow psychoanalyst-to-be Sabina Spielrein.  After watching, you can tell me how that made you feel.  It made me feel fantastic.

Everybody knows who Sigmund Freud is.  The father of psychoanalysis, he’s the one who seems to be able to break everything down into something sexual and is now more of a sly joke than scientist to most folks.  “Sometimes a banana is just a banana, Anna.”  Carl Jung is well known, but not to the point of being a touchstone like Freud.  Jung just isn’t in everyone’s collective unconscious yet…but since he’s the one that coined that term (and he’s more respected nowadays), he should be.  Freud and Jung had a longstanding professional camaraderie that blossomed into friendship, only to crash and burn when their ideologies clashed.  A Dangerous Method adds Spielrein, a gorgeous but dangerously neurotic woman who becomes a patient of Jung’s.  In this movie, her arrival is the catalyst that shifts Jung’s ideas, ultimately causing the rift between Jung and Freud.  In director David Cronenberg’s hands it’s a mesmerizing look at the humanity behind these great minds.  Performances by Viggo Mortensen, Michael Fassbender and Keira Knightley make this film one to watch when they announce the Oscar noms.

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Wanna see 4 minutes of Man On A Ledge? Yeah you do.

Sam Worthington is very good looking.  Elizabeth Banks is too, but not to hate Sam gets my vote on this one.  Man On A Ledge has been getting tons of good buzz, and more comes down the pipeline every day.

So?  Wanna see more than just a trailer?  Hey, I can help you out.  Looky!

Hmm. I typically don’t go for what I like to call “Stressfests”. Those movies that deal almost entirely with some sort of hideously dangerous thing, be it a sniper picking people off a building while giving directions to some dude in a phone booth, car chases for car chases sake (exception: Fast Five, because that shit rocked hard.) And anything having to do with someone standing on the ledge of a high rise. Gaaaaaah — don’t do it!!!

But these four minutes may not have a jammmin’ dance beat, and I don’t think it’ll save the world, but it is pretty darn groovy. Take a peek and see what you think….

Oh, and Man On A Ledge is coming to a multiplex near you this Friday.

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Review-a-palooza!

A few of the reviews I’ve put out lately….

Movie Review: Red Tails

Tuskegee Airmen.  World War II.  Awe-inspiring airfights.  You know what that means; time to ogle men in uniform, amIright?

George Lucas revisits his well-known love of classic war-genre feats of awesome in Red Tails, a story about the amazing pilots of the 332nd Fighter Group and the 477th Bombardment Group (aka The Tuskegee Airmen).  It’s a real-life story about how honor, duty and fearlessness knows no color.  Unfortunately, Lucas doesn’t seem to have any interest in creating fully fleshed characters or believable dialogue, and instead relies on cheap sentiment, cliches and rushed direction so he can scoot over to Skywalker Ranch and play with his CGI.  That it’s a beautiful film can’t be denied, but the Tuskegee Airmen, and this movie, deserve better.

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Movie Review: Carnage

Coffee and cobbler will lead to the breakdown of our society.  Now you know.  In Roman Polanski’s Carnage, two couples — seemingly intelligent, affable adults — become unglued, morphing into self-serving jerks while trying to deal with the aftermath of a schoolyard fight between their two sons.

I couldn’t help but liken this movie to Mike Nichols’ Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf.  As with Nichols’ film, Carnage is based on a stage play.  It also deals with highly educated upper-middle class white couples breaking down over a prolonged visit (doubting if the liberal Longstreets are upper-middle?  I’d like to know how else they could afford the lavish apartment/condo they’ve got.  Seriously, it’s awe-inspiring.)  But unlike Woolf, Carnage is a comedy.  And it’s hilarious.  No, fans of Louis C.K., I’m not abusing the term.  Okay, maybe I’m not dirty and haven’t been in a gutter (lately).  But I was close.

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Movie Review: Beauty and the Beast 3D

Can you believe it’s been over 20 years since Disney’s Beauty and the Beast was first released?  On the one hand, over these years it’s become a timeless classic.  But to me it also feels like it was just last week I first saw Belle and her Beast on the big screen.

Oh wait.  It WAS last week.  But this time I saw them in 3D, with the Beauty and the Beast 3D release.  And lemme tell you, fans of this movie that wonder if they should shell the hard-earned for this version…yes, you should.  It’s a totally new way to see the film, and it’s a wonderful use of 3D.  Plus hey, tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme.  You know the drill.

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STOP PIPPA/SOPA!

(Because I can’t figure out the blackout plug-ins to save my life.  Sad, really.)

Make the Call.  Stop the Wall.

 

 

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Review-a-palooza: my latest from Geek for e

Movie Review: Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

January.  The notorious dumping ground of films that weren’t good enough to warrant any kind of award recognition the year before, and aren’t groovy enough to be a fun ride for Summer blockbuster season.  I’m not talking about movies that had an “awards release” late in the prior year.  They’re just cheating the system, but I’m all for it if that means the good stuff continues to trickle into the multiplexes for a few extra weeks.

But then there are the wild cards; the movies released for a hiccup in the prior year but have no real business appearing in Best Movie lists.  These are the films that you’re supposed to like if you know what’s good for you.  If you don’t?  Well, guess you’re not in the club.  And guess I’m not in the club when it comes to Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy; as a book it was a striking look at Cold War espionage.  As a movie it just left me cold.

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2011: what the hell happened?

So, amped for 2012?  Even though it’s a freaky apocalypse year, I kinda am.  But I couldn’t resist one last look at 2011.

Movies: So many movies, so little time.  Okay, so much lazy, ergo a quick highlight reel of faves.

* Midnight In Paris confirmed what I’d always vehemently denied; I’m a Woody Allen fan.

* Michelle Williams makes a helluva convincing Marilyn Monroe, and took another step toward Top Shelf Actor status.

* The Greatest Movie Ever Sold should win best documentary this year.  It’s a scathing look at how filmmakers need to and/or want to sell out in order to get their film to an audience.  And it’s hilarious!

* I liked The Big Year a whole lot more than I thought I would (and that’s saying something), and I was really disappointed in Shame.  Though Fassbender ain’t got nothing to be ashamed of, if I’m being completely honest.

* The Footloose remake and Final Destination 5 were really, really good.  I know, I was shocked too.  But it’s true.  Not shocking in the least, The Descendants and Super 8 were also amazing.

* I still think Tree of Life wasted moments of my life I’ll never get back, and Gimme Shelter should be getting much more love.

TV:

* The Walking Dead.  The Walking Dead Season 2.  Motherfucking The Walking Dead!  Not only am I devoted to the comic series, the AMC series made me almost forgive the network for not giving us more Mad Men this year.  (Almost.)

* Game of Thrones gave me two things: a fantastic vision of Martin’s universe and an amazing performance by Peter Dinklage, an actor whose work I’ve adored since I saw him in The Station Agent.

* American Horror Story had me underwhelmed at first, but I got sucked in deeper with each new episode.

* Anyone who thinks I’m too old to love Pretty Little Liars, Glee and The Nine Lives of Chloe King is pretty spot-on can suck it.  Don’t make me bust out my walker, I’ll mess you up.

Books:

* 2011 is the year I got back into reading comics.  Thank you, new library down the street!

*  Though the new Sookie Stackhouse (Dead Reckoning) gave me plenty of groovy Eric and Pam sturm und drang along with the usual Sookie storyline, it feels like the end is near for this series.

* 2011 was more of a catch-up year than a current stuff year, with The Hunger Games, Saving CC Honeycut and World War Z making me wish they were twice as long as they actually were.

* 2011 books like 11/22/63, A Dance With Dragons and In The Garden of Beasts will be on my 2012 list.  Oopsie.

Music:

* U2 in my ‘hood!  And they were brilliant.  Plus, the set design was off the hoooook, y’all.

* I’m officially in love with Ceremonials by Florence and the Machine (“Shake It Off” is in perpetual queue on my gym playlist).  It’s the only music that bumped Adele’s 21 from the top spot in my heart.

* Pumped Up Kicks and Tonight Tonight further cemented my status as Old Chick Out Of Her Mind.  Which is right where I want to be.

* The new-to-me strangeness of  Dominick The Italian Christmas Donkey and Garfunkel and Oates’ Scary F**ked Up Christmas have now become my new holiday favorites.

Anything else?:

* Marriages.  I sat around waiting for the Royal Wedding, complete with tea and scones.  Though I wasn’t shocked in the least when the Kardashian nuptials came krashing down, I was sad to hear that Russell Brand and Katy Perry called it quits.  I’m not ashamed to say I thought they were adorable.

* I’m still in shock that this brave new world no longer has Elizabeth Taylor, Gil Scott-Heron and Heavy D in it.

* And 2011 will go down in my personal history as the year I came clean and confessed my Louis C.K. fannishness.  But since everyone else loves him — if you haven’t downloaded Live at the Beacon yet you’re missing out on quality standup, people — I blend.  That’s a first for me.

* Oh, and I want to be Emma Stone when I grow up.  What?  I’ve always wanted to be a ginger.  Especially a beautiful, talented one.

So there.

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New Year’s Resolutions

Because slightly hungover is the perfect time to plan out my new year.  Yipee!

Since I love making lists — and then ignoring them — here goes.  A 2012 bucket list o’ goodness.  And then at the end of the year I’ll re-visit this list and be oh so proud of myself.  Or weep softly in a corner, whatevs.

The Fannishness: 2012

1) Write more here.  Write more at Geek for e. Because it’s fun, and dammit, I enjoy it.

2) Write more at Sleeping Hedgehog/Green Man Review.  Because I love them, and I don’t know why I have this weird writer’s block thing happening when it comes to those sites.  Oh  yeah; it’s because I used to be better than what I’m cranking out now, and I fear posting garbage that will have those folks giggling and pointing.  No fear of that here though, garbage all day and all night without letup!  Moving on.

3) Attend more cons, and attend ’em as press for Geek for e so I can burnish the ol’ writing thang (see #1).  Baltimore Comic-Con, naturally.  Otakon, because I didn’t go last year and I missed the Otaku Folk.  Maybe even go crazy and attend BaltiCon… or HorrorFind…or DragonCon (though it’s the same weekend as HorrorFind)…or even San Diego Comic-Con.  Dream big, baby.

4) Gather my fannish friends around me a bit more often, and go forth to do fannish things.  Like RenFest, or just a Walking Dead marathon.

5) Do another 31 in 31.  *gulp*  As rough as it was to get through 31 movies in 31 days with the other things on my daily list of stuff to put off for later, gotta say I had fun getting back into my first love.  So here we go again this year….

That’s about it, or at least that’s all I can come up with as of rightthisminute.  Looks pretty simple, we’ll see how it goes.  And on that note, off to make a new list o’ comics to check out from the library.  Yaaaaay!  I’m an animal y’all.

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Pull! — final comics for this year. Because it’s NYE y’all!

Okay, I’m half asleep because the Insomnia Fairy decided to pay me a visit this morning.  You know when you’re wide awake when your eyes are closed, but totally sleepy when they’re open?  Yeah.  Anyway, here’s the last passel of library/catching up for the year.  Wow.  2011 zipped by.

Resolution?  Read more comics, of course.  And get more sleep, apparently.  Onward!

Dr. Horrible and Other Horrible Stories

A collection of stories from the Web, previous material (the Dr Horrible one-shot) and a new story, this is a quick read geared towards fans of the Web series, Dr Horrible’s Sing Along Blog. If you haven’t seen it yet? Seriously? SERIOUSLY? But really, if you haven’t, you won’t get much out of this. This volume assumes knowledge of the characters and the plot of the Webisodes.

The intro, written by the creators of this book, is a hoot, but the stories themselves are so-so. Still, I got a fannish thrill reading more about these characters, especially Penny. The best story here is “The Evil League of Evil”, about the E. L. E. and their nefarious plans to run amok when the superheroes go on retreat.

If there’s gonna be a sequel though? There’s gotta be a bit more substance. Hard to pull off with the Webisodes wrapping up things pretty well. For fans only.  Sorry.

Clive Barker’s HELLRAISER: Pursuit of the Flesh

This is the first time Clive Barker has dipped back in to the Hellraiser mythology, and the first time in comic book form. Pityit starts off with a great deal of muddled storytelling, because things pick up quite nicely as it goes on and folks who decide not to bother early on will miss out on a good thing. The premise is awesome; Pinhead, bored with the work of torture (nobody seems to have the  je ne sais quoi of exquisite pain anymore, so sad), decides to try to become human. This pulls in Kirsty Cotton and a bunch of…survivors of the Lament Configuration? Not sure exactly. Chapter 3 is the start of the explaining.

Barker is excellent at tickling the back of your brain and then letting you have it with both barrels. He weaves a much finer tale than any of the Hellraiser sequels. Not that that’s difficult, but he shows you how much better those sequels could have been in the hands of the master.  Pursuit of the Flesh compiles issues 1-4. I found myself turning the last page of chapter 4 and thinking “wait, that’s it? NOOOOO! ” Luckily, there’s some cool art from Barker (is there anything that man can’t do?) to wrap up this volume.  A troubled start, but all in all the makings of an amazing new series.

28 Days Later Volume 3: Hot Zone

Da-yam. Never trust the Government when a deadly virus that makes lunatic killers out of about 99% of the population hits the street y’all. Selena and the survivors of the ill-fated journalist mission for truth in the infected ravaged U. K. are doing the best they can to survive. No small trick, since one of them is now blind.

That’s the least of their problems in Hot Zone. An out of control forest fire not only threatens to end their quest for safety, it sends hordes of infected towards them. And let’s just say that the U. S. troops they encounter ain’t worried about our survivors welfare.

Tons of great action (once they left the safety of the house in Bend In The Road, you’d expect as much), and much like The Walking Dead, don’t pin your hopes on everyone surviving.  Counting the seconds ’til the library opens so I can grab Volume 4!

Batman: The Resurrection of Ra’s Al Ghul

Oh how I love that this volume has an introduction to the main cast of characters! That makes readers that don’t know all the ins & outs of the Batman (like me) feel at home from the first panel. You know which Robin we’re talking about, and what ties everyone has to each other. Score!

As Ra’s Al Ghul’s daughter/Batman’s former squeeze Talia tells her young son Damian the story of her father, I eagerly snapped up the intel.  It’s an interesting story, and the exposition goes down smooth.  Plus, the artwork by a veritable Justice League of pencilers make the already fascinating story that much more enjoyable. A good story with tons of “whoa!”? Worth the time spent. Definitely.

Gotta love when characters pinpoint superhero psychoses, and there are a few good zingers here.  “Why is facing psychopathic super villains so much easier than facing your own emotions?” Because he’s Batman, baby.

The final chapter’s artwork is clunky in comparison to the others, but hey, writing with Grant Morrison? Gotta expect a few second bests from the other folks here & there.

Oh, and it ends on Christmas. Making it a perfect double date with….

Batman: Noël

“If you had the chance to change…to get it right…would you fight for it? “

This is a fantastic riff on A Christmas Carol, and one that fits perfectly into the world of Gotham.  Seen through the eyes of Bob Crachit, a poor man who has turned to some easy money in order to survive, Batman ain’t exactly the conquering hero.  Bruce Wayne is a Gotham City Scrooge; a wealthy man who has forgotten humanity in his quest to beat down the bad guys in a cape and cowl.  Now he’s a man that thinks of nothing more than “decreasing the surplus criminal population “.  Shades of Christmases past, present and future?  Got ’em: Robin as Marley, the ghost that hopes to change the life of Bruce Wayne before it’s too late. Catwoman as Christmas Past, Superman as Christmas Present…and the third? Well, wait and see.

Written, drawn and inked by Lee Bermejo, the same writer as the Joker.  Gorgeous art (plus, this Alfred looks a bit like John Waters, which is very cool indeed) and the colors by Barbara Ciardo are perfect for this tale.  Noël is about as perfect a one-shot as you can get, and is required reading for any fan of the Bat.  This will be added to my usual slate of Christmas must-dos.  I’ma need a copy of this for keepsies.

And on that note, Happy New Year!!!!

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Geek for e giveaways!

Just a heads-up that I’ll be giving away stuff soon.  Why?  Because Geek for e is awesome and scores neat stuff.  Here’s the 411:

So, where will I be?  Since it’s now 2012, I’m gonna try to make a few folks happy…before the world ends and stuff.  That means two places in the White Marsh area, two chances to grab a DVD/Blu-Ray goodie!

1) IKEA Cafe: I like Swedish meatballs.  Enough said.  Come find me hanging around the Cafe reading comics and score a copy of the Blu-Ray of Disney’s African Cats! Since this is a family film I’ll be there at a soccer-mom friendly 1:30-2:30pm.

2) Tilted Kilt: I also like beer.  A lot.  Come find me bellying up to the bar from 5:30pm-6:45 (a nice commuter-friendly timeframe) and score a copy of Season 7 of The Office!  This is the DVD and not the Blu-Ray btw, so no need of a Blu-Ray player for this one.

The mumbo jumbo?  All you need to do is find me, and if you haven’t won anything else from Geek for e in the last 90 days?  Bingo!

Man I hope folks show.

Feel free to subscribe to the Geek for e RSS feed (or follow on Twitter) for more stuff like screenings.  Because I will never be cool enough to be able to give stuff away.  Except for maybe a small inflatable rainbow horse.  So I’ve got that going for me.

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Review-a-palooza: my latest from Geek for e

Here’s a quick peek at what I’ve written up lately. For the full review, click on the title link!

Movie Review: War Horse

Who doesn’t love ponies?  War Horse, based on the Broadway play, which was in turn based on the children’s book by Michael Morpurgo, is a grand and glorious look at what life must have been like for the young stallions and mares that had to give their all in World War I.  Sounds a bit too kiddie for you?  Not by a long shot.  This movie opened during the holiday season for one reason; it’s an enjoyable treat for everyone, from the youngest pony-happy child to the oldest humbug-happy grouch.  There’s something for everyone to like in this movie, no small trick but then with Stephen Spielberg at the helm did you expect anything less?  Hey, I liked 1941.  No you stop it.


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Movie Review: We Bought A Zoo

Matt Damon can do anything.  He can solve the maths, he can fly like an angel, work the spy thing and the cop thing, and now he runs a zoo.  Okay, so he needs a little help from a passel of zookeepers, but the end result is totally worth it.  We Bought A Zoo is a trip I’d take anytime.

Based on We Bought a Zoo: The Amazing True Story of a Young Family, a Broken Down Zoo, and the 200 Wild Animals That Change Their Lives Forever by Benjamin Mee, the film tells the story of a man who decides to chuck it all and start afresh after the death of his wife.  Moving the action from the U.K. (the real zoo is Dartmoor Zoological Park in England) to SoCal here in the States, the story takes a few liberties with the real-life tale, but those changes make the story easier to follow as well as easier to tell in the limited span of a feature film.  How do you manage to find yourself after the world has dumped all over you?  With lions, tigers and bears.  Oh, my!

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