Pull!: my latest crop o’ comics

I love comics.  I also love being able to pay my mortgage.  But with a new library ’round the corner it’s time to catch up.  As I do that, I’ll tell you if I loved or hated what I’ve been reading.  Because if it’s not on a blog?  It didn’t happen.  Just like those 6 cupcakes I ate.  Oh dammit.

Batman: Haunted Gotham

Batshit crazy. If you’re a Bruce Wayne fan, you’ll either love this alt view of his life & origin, or you’ll hate it with a passion. It all depends on how open you are to some SERIOUS tweaking of his story. In Haunted Gotham, Bruce is 30 and is kind of a whiny bitch. His parents are alive – yeah I know, right? – and are members of a secret cabal that kinda feels like the gang in Sanctuary. But said gang is getting picked off one by one, leaving Bruce to become the bat-man.

Add a talking skeleton, zombies, a groovy werecat and the most fucked-up Joker you’ve ever seen (yeah, that’s a compliment), and you have a crazy ride. Things get a bit too strange from time to time, but I enjoyed the vision and the idea of hellspawn lording over a doomed Gotham. I just wish the regular folks in the city were more than just kill points for the assorted monsters. A little less bombast at the end would have been nice too.

28 Days Later: Bend In The Road

I love this series.  That said, this second volume definitely suffers a bit from sophomore slump.  Chapter 5 (the start of this volume) is a flashback that shows how Clint & Derrick got involved, & how they made it to where they met Selena.  It’s a bit jolting, and I had to double-check to make sure I hadn’t picked up volume 3 instead of volume 2.  But once I realized this was a flashback and not a serious gap in the storyline, I settled in.  The panels in Bend in the Road that deal with people in hazmat suits are difficult to follow, the artwork isn’t clear enough to differentiate between characters. That waters down the shocks, which is a shame. I was too busy trying to figure out who was who, when I would rather have been sucked into the story.

The “stupid egomaniacal journalists, frigging got what they deserved” feeling I had for a good bit of volume 1 is gone, probably because so’s 75% of the team. Still, I battle with hoping they’ll survive and harumphing over their typically US “nothing can touch us, we’re American journalists!” way of thinking. Massive points for getting me so worked up over these characters.Selena, of course, is still the kickass awesomeness she’s been in the graphic novel & the movie.

Black Widow: Deadly Origin

Don’t know anything about Black Widow? Well, you’ll be in a clusterfuck of confusion if you read this before checking any of her backstory. This isn’t so much an origin tale as it is a catch-up mash of her entire story up until the Iron Man 2 film.

Marvel does add the Black Widow Wiki 411 at the end of this slim volume, but an origin story shouldn’t have to rely on pages of exposition to get the info across. Scenes cut back and forth with such WTF aplomb that anyone who is checking out this character for the first time is sure to be woozy. However, die-hard Marvel fans will love the in-jokes at Tasha’s expense, especially the cracks about all of her various conquests. The artwork is glorious at times, and vague in others. I assume the varying styles are a tip of the hat to all the artists & inkers that brought Black Widow to life over the years. But what I’d like to see is a real origin piece, where we get to see a young Natasha/Natalia start on her path to become the superhero we now know as Black Widow. If anyone has a tip for me in that regard, holla!

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Movie Poster Meltdown: my new poster obsessions

I don’t know about you, but when I see a poster for a movie I’m psyched about?  I get a little fannish.  Okay, a LOT fannish.  Bouncing happens.  So in the interest of sharing the love, here’s the latest crop o’ posters that have had me goin’ a little crazy.  Click the images for the full-size awesomeness!

  Wrath of the Titans: did the first one suck?  Yeah.  But am I still hopeful that the people throwing money at this sequel will pull their heads out of their asses and give us a sequel that won’t be a huge time and money suck?  Yeah.

Blame my year of undergrad mythology, but anytime someone even hints at some sort of epic saga backstory?  I’m all over it.  Hell, I even accepted the weird steampunk Valhalla of Thor and plus Idris Elba makes everything better, so I’m an easy sell.  Big monster with a little dude hai-yaaaaa-ing all over him? Yayz!

  The Flowers of War: Nominated for a Golden Globe for best pic, I’ve already been hoping this one’ll nab the globe.  But a story about how a man saved women from A Fate Worse Than Death at the hands of Japanese soldiers in China during WWII has me salivating.  This could be a good story, and with Bale in the lead you know the acting will be top-notch.

I love this poster too.  The fact that I can’t read a word of it?  Who cares?

  Mirror Mirror: OMG Julia Roberts hamming it up as the Evil Queen!  C’mon, everybody knows she’s the reason this film will bring folks above the age of 8 to the theater.  And to be honest, the trailer left me underwhelmed at best.  Seriously, that’s the best Snow you could find?  She’s pretty, but doesn’t have the chemistry to stand up to the awesomeness that is Julia when she really sinks her teeth into a role.

Yeah, there’s another poster with the Queen and Snow.  But really?  This is gonna be Julia’s movie y’all.

  The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey: OMFG, have you seen the trailer yet?  Then you know why I’m psyched.  This new PJ joint has all the earmarks of amazing that LOTR did.  And this poster is a lovely bit of minimalism that shows just enough without being a total letdown (seriously Avengers, a big “A” for the teaser poster?  Not enough!  Okay, the new ones are awesome though.)

I want one of these posters so bad I can taste the second breakfast.

  Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter:  Did you know that the real reason Honest Abe detested slavery had something to do with vampires?  Neither did I.

All these classic lit/monster mashups have been running amok, so y’all knew it was only a matter of time before they hit celluloid.  Abe’s up first, and though the trailer looks dumb as hell (I can only hope that’s a teaser for the novel since Abe isn’t played by Benjamin Walker), with a really groovy movie poster like this, I’m now officially on the bandwagon with this film.

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Golden Globes? Is it that time already?

Oh crap.  It seems like yesterday I was still debating shorts or parka as movie theater couture. Hey, they keep multiplexes colder than a morgue, people!  But today, I realized that I missed the official announcement and the Golden Globes race is officially on!  My thoughts?  Lemme blab ’em  (info shamelessly ripped off of the pages of the glorious Golden Globe Web site):

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My drool-list from The Black List — at Geek for e

The Black List 2011: what you SHOULD have been watching this year

The cool kids.  You know ‘em.  The ones that know all the bands…that haven’t been signed yet.  The artists that are so underground even MICA doesn’t know they exist.  The movies that haven’t made it to production yet, but everyone’s talking about.

Well, I can’t do anything about those first two — I am so totally not cool enough — but I do have an in for the third.  Behold, The Black List.  It’s a yearly grouping of all the screenplays that folks in the know would love to have seen green-lit this year.

Earlier Black Lists have seen the likes of Juno and Lars and the Real Girl.  So this year’s list could have a few films that will have everyone talking next year.  And I’ve gotta say there are quite a few I’d like to see Right Now.

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Review-a-palooza: my latest from Geek for e

Here’s a quick peek at what I’ve written up lately. For the full review, click on the title link!

Movie Review: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

God I love this time of year.  Tons of great movies hitting the multiplexes.  God I hate this time of year.  Tons of reviews to crank out, and I’m a two-bit hack as it is.  Oh well.  Still with me?  Okay, ‘cause you’re really gonna want to see The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.  Yeah, it’s up for two Golden Globes (one for actress Rooney Mara, and another for Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross’ score), but don’t go because it’s been nominated.  Go because there’s a reason why it’s getting noticed; it’s good.

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Movie Review: Shame

Ooh, NC-17?  Isn’t that dirty?  Well, kinda.  NC-17 is the rating that’s supposed to be used to separate intense filmmaking from the XXX sleazefests that pop up in adult movie theaters.  You know, the theaters where the floor is sticky, and it’s not because of the butter on the popcorn.  Okay, now I feel dirty.  But sadly this rating has typically been given back-of-the-bus treatment, hoping that one day a film with this rating will resonate with viewers and grant it the respect it deserves.

Shame is the latest NC-17 film to hit theaters, and it stars X-Men: First Class hottie Michael Fassbender as a man who is a slave to his sexual addictions.  He’s able to keep his work life and play life separate until his hippie vagabond sister Sissy (yeah, the name’s pretty stupid, but it’s the awesome Carey Mulligan from An Education) moves in.  Ready for the pr0n to hit the fan?  Well, it never quite explodes.  Much like a peep show, Shame is all flash and no substance, a movie that promises a deep look at a racy subject but leaves the audience unfulfilled.

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Movie Review: Young Adult

High school.  Whatever.  But for some, high school was their best, shining moment; the time where they were everything to everyone and nothing could stand in their way.  Like Mavis Gary, a former Queen Bee of her high school that moved to the big city and became a bestselling writer.  Oh, so that sounds good to you?  Me too.  But for Mavis, her world is a revolving door of writing, drinking, passing out face-first on the bed, and regret.  Her way out of this slump?  Go find her high-school boyfriend and get him back, of course.  I’m sure his wife and baby girl won’t be too much of an obstacle.

Jason Reitman has gotten a bit serious with the amazing Up In The Air, but with Young Adult he comes back to his quirky comedy-drama niche that made Thank You For Smoking and Juno so enjoyable.  Speaking of Juno, screenwriter Diablo Cody is on her A game here; with Young Adult, I forgive her her Jennifer’s Body trespasses.  Mostly because I am ZOMG excited to see how her work on The Evil Dead plays out, because her snarky ‘tude is a perfect fit for that film, but also because Young Adult itself is a whole lot of fun.  Embarrassing fun.  Uncomfortable fun.  Hey-I-Did-That-Once-How’d-She-Know fun.

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Can “Shame” be the saviour of NC-17?

This Friday theaters will be showing the latest movie to be brave enough to slap on the NC-17 rating.  Shame, starring Michael Fassbender (X-Men First Class) and Carey Mulligan (An Education) is about a man who has to juggle his sexual addiction and his familial responsibility when sis comes to town for a visit.

Shame is already being compared to Last Tango In Paris, so I’m attracted and squicked.  But I’m guessing Fassbender will be better in the buff than an almost 50-year-old Brando. As with Tango, Shame has popular, talented actors as leads, and with even more nekkid on TV nowadays, it’ll be interesting to see how this plays in Peoria.  Considering how sex is used to sell everything, to the point where it’s often difficult to even figure out what a commercial is “really” selling?  NC-17 needs to be embraced by the masses and not thought of as Prøn v. 2.0.

As for the story, it’s a tough one to guess, probably because it’s tough to get a real handle on an NC-17 film in a green-band trailer.  But I’ll find out at the screening next week. For now, here’s the trailer….

 

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One Sentence Reviews

More!  Because yay for lazy!  And it’s kind of a challenge to nutshell my thoughts into a single sentence.  But mostly yay for lazy!

I may do an all-Christmas movie post, seeing as how there are approximately 7.2 trazillion holiday movies on various chick-like tv channels (Hallmark, Lifetime, OWN, etc., etc.)  Plus, I love me a theme.  Any theme.

Geek Charming: what starts off as a clunky teen (made for tv movie) turns into a (smart) look at the ebb and flow of high school popularity, and the healing powers of friendship and love (aww.)

Repo! The Genetic Opera: Hey, they’ve got Tony Head & Sarah Brightman singing addictively catchy tunes, but read the plot on Wiki first to really enjoy the weird camp.

Curiosity, “How evil are you?”: A fascinating look at the biological and sociological underpinnings of evil, with Eli Roth (director of Hostel) as a test subject.

The Walking Dead, “Pretty Much Dead Already”: Amazing “mid-season finale” for this top-notch series, but DON’T use this as a jump-in point ’cause you’ll hate yourself later.

Debbie Macomber’s Trading Christmas: How Debbie wasn’t sued for plagiarism over this lackluster ripoff of The Holiday is beyond me.

Sanctuary, “Fugue” (Season 4, #8):  Think of this mystery/musical – that works well as a stand-alone – as “Once More With Abnormals“.

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Pull!: my latest crop o’ comics

Hooray for a new library around the way!  Mostly because I love New Library Smell, but also because this one has a pretty damn good graphic novel section.  So I can partake of a childhood hobby without worrying that I may not be able to make my mortgage payment.  Everybody plays, everybody wins!

This is a longer list o’ reviews than what I’ll be doing regularly, but I figured I’d post what I’ve done so far over on Goodreads.  The next batch will be honest-to-goodness reviews.  Short, sweet, but first-runs.

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Review-a-palooza: Geek for e


Here’s a quick peek at what I’ve written up lately. For the full review, click on the title link!

Movie Review: J. Edgar

A brash young upstart rising up the Government ladder thanks to a little bit of skill and a whole lot of being at the right place at the right time.  Someone who liked to throw on a pretty frock every now and then, and lived with a dashing young man amid much speculation.  A touch insecure, lived with Mommy for way too long, but managed to hide most personal foibles under a thick cloud of Type A….  Oh, enough about me in my twenties, let’s get on with the review.  Clint Eastwood’s look at J. Edgar Hoover is one that skims the span of his life and shows not a cross-dressing laughingstock or a larger than life hero, but a man, the good, bad and sometimes downright ugly.  It’s not the most organized movie ever made, but it’s an interesting look at a powerful man, and his efforts to create one of the most powerful Bureaus in the United States.

Movie Review: The Descendants

Hawaii.  Land of the Lost, land of palm trees and black sand beaches, spam and shave ice, natives and haole.  In The Descendants, a family whose lineage in the islands goes back for generations (but looks about as haole as Gwynneth Paltrow in Micronesia) deals with changes within and without the nuclear family.  As a man who must figure out how to go on when his wife is diagnosed with an untreatable brain injury, George Clooney gives a performance that will surely have the Academy sitting up and taking notice.

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One Sentence Reviews

Because I’m always looking for ways to be lazy try something different, here are some one-sentence critiques (because that sounds classy) of stuff I’ve seen lately.

Zombie Apocalypse: Ving Rhames and zombie tigers are cool, but this is SyFy’s cheap CGI knockoff of AMC’s The Walking Dead.

Ugly Americans: Great series that tries a little too hard to be hip; if you like Neighbors From Hell you’ll enjoy this.

Lost In Austen: This miniseries is a critics darling in the UK, but how the clueless modern day Gen Y “heroine” wasn’t stoned to death in Pride & Prejudice‘s England is a mystery to me.

Louie: Yeah I have a crush on the guy, but that doesn’t take away from the fact that this is the sharpest writing on TV today.

My Week With Marilyn: Holy crap, just go see this amazing love story to Norma Jean and the 1950’s movie-making machine.

Okay, that was easy.  Look for this to be a weekly joint.  And have a happy Turkey Day, folks!

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