31 in 31 – “The House That Jack Built”

“If you feel like screaming, I definitely think that you should.”

Story: Jack is an engineer by trade , an architectural hobbyist, and an extremely successful serial killer. He discusses his life, art, and “works” with new friend Verge as they take a stroll down memory lane… And even further down.

Scares: Minimal. Mostly shocking acts of violence you damn sure know are coming. so there’s more of Hitchcock’s simmering “nobody knows there’s a bomb under the table” suspense than outright terror. Continue reading

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31 in 31 – “Scare Package”

“Don’t be the Final Boy. Be the Final Man.”

Story: Hey, do you like horror? Are you drunk? Well then dig into this treasure trove of a not-quite-Grade Z (Grade Y?) film, filled with creepy, kooky tales. Wait. Did you hear that? Are we getting meta? Dammit…

Scares: More laughs than scares, but there are a few tingles of suspense.

Splat factor: YES. Continue reading

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FREE Edgar Allan Poe fest streaming this weekend!

Why not get your spooky on and support our local Poe House? It’s happening today and tomorrow, so your weekend plans? Managed.

This weekend includes drawings and trivia, dramatic readings, and some truly original works inspired by Poe. A three-year festival favorite coffin-building workshop makes an online debut, plus a POE-vid mask tutorial, and aTell-Tale Heart Interactive mock trial. Art demos, theatrical performances, secret codes, even a special Sunday Brunch with Edgar Allan Poe’s mother (recipes and shopping list are online as well.) See our list of events right here.

Read on for all the details!

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31 in 31 – “Cupid” (2020)

“I need that drink now. Pronto!” 


Story: With her mom sleeping with the father of the high school queen bee, Faye’s life has become a hellscape, with bullies pranking her nonstop. So why not summon a demon from hell to end all love at her school? Better get those hip waders on, it’s gonna get bloody.

Scares: Mostly fun chills, with touches of gory scares. Continue reading

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AT HOME Screening Pass-palooza – “Evil Eye” *or* “Nocturne”!

Ready to get your October on? Because I’ve got passes for the virtual premiers of Evil Eye and Nocturne, part of the #WelcomeToTheBlumhouse series coming to Amazon Prime! Winners will receive an invite to one or the other, because surprises are fun! What’s a virtual premier, you may ask? Here’s the scoop…

To promote the release of the films, the night before they are available on Prime will be VIRTUAL world premieres for each film and we have a select number of tickets for giveaways! The world premieres will have all kinds of cool elements to them. They showed us a preview of what they are planning, and it looks AWESOME.  It will basically be an advance screening of the movie the “winner” can watch from their TV or laptop, and then a virtual after party via Zoom that includes live DJ performances from some big names, an opportunity for the winners to interact with cast members in a Q&A setting, and a “virtual escape room” of sorts where they can travel through the house in the photo below and solve puzzles.

Ready? Let’s go!

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31 in 31 – “I Saw the Devil”

“Revenge is for movies.”

Story: Sweet, beautiful Jang Joo-yun gets a flat tire on a snowy night in the middle of nowhere. Hey – a guy wants to help her out! But hey, he’s actually a sick, twisted serial killer. When her detective fiancé learns of her (incredibly gruesome) death, he swears revenge. But how far can one person go to get revenge before it just looks like more of the same sick serial killer stuff? Oh he’s gonna push that limit. And then push past it.

Scares: Lots of creepy, disgusting and vile moments that will chill you. Continue reading

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31 in 31 – “The Invitation”

“Who’s that?”

Story: Two years ago, Will’s young son died. Shortly after, his wife left him for another man. But now, out of the blue, Will’s ex and her new hubby send an extremely beautiful formal written invitation to Will and his new girlfriend. Come to dinner, and catch up? All his old friends will be there. Sounds legit.

Scares: TONS of chills and suspense. Continue reading

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31 in 31 preview – and Renegade Cut’s “The Real Rules of Horror Movies”!

What better way to usher in The Most Wonderful Time of the Year than with some 411 to keep you safe during a horror movie? Yeah yeah, you can always switch off the TV, but where’s the spooky fun in that? Better to roll like the Scouts and be prepared, I say.

Renegade Cut schools us all, noting that the rules laid out in the Scream films aren’t for all horror movies, but specifically slasher movies. Wanna know how to survive other types of spooky? Yeah you do.

So get ready for October y’all! As we’re currently living in a hellscape, this year’s list will be heavy on the apocalypse, but I do reserve the right to have a little fun with my choices. This IS the 10th anniversary of 31 in 31, after all. So it’ll be a party!

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Goodreads Review – “American Royals

Okay, so I’ll add this to my Goodreads roast: I wouldn’t be so pissed if the author wasn’t good at developing characters I rooted for. But her inability to craft a believable story turns a promising book into a dumpster fire. And I’ve had quite enough of that this year, thank you very much.

Like a story filled with Jamie Lannisters from HBO’s “Game of Thrones”, this book creates wonderful characters I cared about, leads them through thoughtful and believable character growth…only to crap all over said character development and end up right back where each one started at the beginning of the book. A huge waste of time, and if the reviews of the sequel, “Magesty”, are any indication? The character assassinations continue, with everything wrapping up in an unsatisfying, WTF (based on the way the characters evolved in the first 80% of this book) ending. And according to the author, there’s no third book that would tie everything together in the works.

A disappointment. Obviously this writer wanted her story to end in a certain way…but then why develop the characters and turn them into more compassionate, knowledgeable individuals than what they started out as? If they’re just gonna shrug their shoulders and drop everything they’ve worked for (well, except for the Big Bad who seems to come out of things smelling like a rose), don’t bother with development at all.

Really pissed at this book, and the hack author who penned such a pointless waste of time. I won’t ever be diving into another one of her books. I don’t trust her ability to develop a satisfying story. She sure didn’t here. If she writes a third book that actually picks up the shattered pieces of these characters and builds them back up? I might check it out of the library. But not spending one more red cent.

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TrailerWatch – “The Mandalorian” Season 2 Official Trailer drops and this is definitely the way

“Show me the one whose safety deemed such destruction.

Baby Yoda (yeah yeah, The Child, whatever)! More whistling birds! And is that a Jedi…? Things are looking amazing for S2, and I can’t wait to see more. And we only have one month to wait.

The Mandalorian season 2 hits Disney+ on October 30th, 2020.

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