The YouTubes – “‘Sinners’ and the General State of Things” from The Morbid Zoo

“[Remmick’s] claim is that he’ll give everyone the community they’re seeking without the pain. But that’s impossible, because blues is pain. Finding fellowship in suffering is the entire point of the genre. There is no blues without pain, and denying the importance of pain to the human condition cheapens any art you try to make.”

Damn. Zoo takes so much of today’s art to task by waxing poetic about what Sinners gets right. Her deep dive into the movie it’s themes and the importance of the music used in the film is incredible. Her look at vampirism in the film and it’s parallels stagnation of art is something that made me say “oh my God you’re so right ‘several times during this video essay. That stagnation has been all too prevalent; looking at you, big-time movie and music studios.

Check this one out. But y’know, after you’ve seen Sinners. (Though I don’t know if there’s any movie lover who hadn’t seen this movie yet.)

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Baltimore NOW PLAYING Ticket Code-palooza: “Shadow Force”!

Want to hit the multiplex but don’t want to shell out? I hear ya. So why not enter for a chance at two tickets for Shadow Force? Synopsis!

In SHADOW FORCE, Kyrah (Washington) and Isaac (Sy) were once the leaders of a multinational special forces group called Shadow Force. They broke the rules by falling in love, and in order to protect their son, they go underground. With a large bounty on their heads, and the vengeful Shadow Force hot on their trail, one family’s fight becomes all-out war.

Ready? Let’s go!

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“Greek Mothers Never Die”

“How could I not love her? She’s my mother. But she’s Greek…”

Story: Ella has spent all of her 26 years close to her overprotective mother Despina. But when Despina suddenly passes away? Ella is at a loss…until her mom returns from the grave to be a neurotic angel on her shoulder. Just in time to give unsolicited advice – and be the third wheel – during Ella’s reunion with her childhood BFF, Nick. Opa?

Genre I’d put it in: Comedies That Could Be Horror Stories For My Family
Release Date: 2025 (Video On-Demand beginning 5/9/2025)
Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Original, but if you have any Greek relatives? You’ll be hearing the choppers.

Gotta say: Oh, my Greek people. This isn’t a movie. It’s a PSYOP for anyone who’s dealt with a first-generation, overbearing mom. While Die can be enjoyed by everyone who’s mom’s love was both stifling and comforting, folks with Greek heritage will start to look around their houses for cameras and recording equipment. It’s as if writer/director/Despina actress Rachel Suissa plucked scenes wholesale from our brains and put them on screen.

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning”!

Y’all. Tom Cruise. Tom. Freaking. Cruise. I firmly believe that he only exists to remind me that I’m doing absolutely nothing with my life. But wanna go see him totally own a whole bunch of stunts anyway? YEAH YOU DO. Synopsis!

Our lives are the sum of our choices. Tom Cruise is Ethan Hunt in Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning.

Well. That’s all they’re giving us? Okie dokie. Let’s go!

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“Fight or Flight” – a fun ride on the unfriendly skies

“Oh YEEEEEAH.”

Story: Lucas Reyes has had a rough couple of years. On the run for botching a protection gig, he’s given one last chance to clear his name. All he’s gotta do is find the BlackCat terrorist “Ghost” on a flight to San Francisco and bring him in. Two things. One? Nobody knows what Ghost looks like. Two? A leak on the Dark Web means every mercenary is out to grab Ghost – and a 10 million bounty – before the plane touches down. The real bad news? He’s starting to sober up…

Genre I’d put it in: Bonkers Action Films
Release Date: 2025
Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Original, but you’ll note homages to many different subgenres along the way

Gotta say: I could be quippy and say that this Flight is Air Force One meets Drunken Master. But that’s not enough to encapsulate the wild and crazy ride this movie will take you on. Director James Madigan takes from a whole lot of movie genres, and hits frappé, blending them all into a concoction that goes down smooth, even while it jolts you with a straight shot of pure energy.

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “Another Simple Favor”!

Ready to see what’s going on with Emily and Stephanie now? Synopsis!

In this follow up to A SIMPLE FAVOR (2018), you can expect even more murder and betrayal as Stephanie Smothers (Anna Kendrick) and Emily Nelson (Blake Lively) reunite on the beautiful island of Capri, Italy, for Emily’s extravagant wedding to a rich Italian businessman.

Ready? Let’s go!

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28 YEARS LATER – New Trailer

With the island setting in several shots, Years has big “Crossed: Wish You Were Here” vibes. Though I’m sure it’ll detour several times before this particular story is through. Can’t wait to see how.

I was going to stay up til 3am and catch this trailer drop the second it came out. But then I remembered I’m lazy as hell. This one was worth the wait, though. Lots of snippets of the new world post-Infected, and a few shots that have me yearning for more. Which is exactly how it should be.

28 Years Later hits theaters June 20th, 2025.

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“Sinners” is Coogler’s best yet (and that’s saying quite a lot)

“You keep dancin’ with the devil? One day he gonna follow you home.”

Story: It’s 1932, deep in Jim Crow Mississippi, and guitar player Sammie “Preacher Boy” Moore has had one hell of a night at the opening of Club Juke. Emphasis on hell. Wanna hear about it? Here it goes. [All apologies to “In Living Color” and En Vogue…]

Genre I’d put it in: Historical Horrors
Release Date: 2025
Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Original, but you’ll get a whiff of homage to stuff by Tarantino and Rodriguez as things progress.

Gotta say: I thought about keeping a few spoilers intact in this review. And while I will do just that, there’s one that I can’t seem to avoid; Sinners is a gloriously depraved, absolutely fantastic horror film that’ll knock your socks off. There, I said it. Big ol’ horror film. Huge. And if you’re a horrorhound, you’ll wanna see it. Heck, if you’re able to handle anime levels of blood gush, or just wanna go see something that’s gonna suck you in completely? Go see it. Like, buy your tickets now.

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“Drop” had made me feel safe being an Android girly

“It’s just a date.”

Story: Violet has decided to get back into the dating scene after a long absence. That long absence being surviving DV, the “suspicious” death of her husband, and trying to make life better for her young son. Her date Henry seems like the perfect guy, but it’s the 21st Century, so cellphones gotta wreck everything. Or maybe it’s just the mysterious killer that keeps AirDropping Violet messages that threaten her son if she doesn’t play along. Immediately. And you thought dating was rough.

Genre I’d put it in: Stress-fests That Get Really Fun During Act 3
Release Date: 2025
Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: OG, though there are vibes that hark back to other stressy action flicks like Red Eye and Phone Booth.

Gotta say: Before I get into anything, I need to post up a big ol’ TRIGGER WARNING for DV. The opening scene of Drop is an intense, no-holds-barred moment of terror for a bloody, beaten Violet and her menacing husband. Director Christopher Langdon and star Meghann Fahy do an incredible job selling this moment, and it might be too much for some survivors of DV. Now, with that out of the way? Drop is a complete stress-fest of a film for the first three quarters of the story, and fans of this genre will find much to love here. For folks who aren’t really down with “oh noes what’s coming” stories? You still may have some fun if you stick around. And you should. Hear me out.

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The YouTubes – “Honest Trailers | Severance”

When you need a star who looks like he’s lost the will to live? You call Adam Scott.

As a former HR specialist? Boy howdy, the screaming I scream during every episode of this incredible, crazy, mixed up show. And now Honest Trailers has nailed how we all feel…watching this show. Whoa.

Excellent work, Screen Junkies. Egg party for the whole team!

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