Tag Archives: 2025 Films

#31in31 – “Dangerous Animals”

“Aww. How romantic. It’s too bad I’m more of a horror fan.” Story: A couple decides to go on a shark cage expedition, but things take a bloody turn when their guide Tucker feeds one of them to the sharks. … Continue reading

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#31in31 – I finally watched Ice Cube’s “War of the Worlds” because I hate myself

“Here we go.” Story: Will loves hanging out in his DHS computer bunker, to the detriment of his relationship with his kids. But when aliens come to earth with a nefarious agenda? Um, who cares? Let’s rock this computer security … Continue reading

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“Roofman” – sky high talent, bargain basement movie

“Don’t you want to be a good guy?” Story: Jeff just can’t catch a break. He’s been floundering ever since his tour in the 82nd Airborne ended. His wife divorced him, gaining custody of their three young children. And money? … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “V/H/S Halloween”

“Twick or Tweeeet!” Story: It’s time for Halloween, ghoulies, ghosties, and long-legged beasties! But before you go out, you might wanna revisit your Halloween etiquette. And maybe don’t go whole-hog on the holiday to the point of making an ass … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “House on Eden”

“Could somebody do something now?” Story: Three ghost hunter vloggers – Kris, Celina and Jay – decide to scrap their planned cemetery visit, and hit up a supposedly haunted house nobody else has heard of. Hilarity ensues. Okay fine. Boredom … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Ziam”

“This fish is fine.” [It was, in fact, not fine.] Story: Climate change causes “a major elemental crisis”. Food shortages. Riots. Luckily, the citizens of Thailand are surviving (though not actually thriving) thanks to breeding insects for food, and lots of … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Fear Street: Prom Queen”

“Just breathe… It’s almost over.” Story: Lori Granger has had a rough time in high school. Her mother Rose was accused of killing Lori’s dad on prom night almost 18 years ago, but even after being acquitted? That shadow lingers. … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Shadow of God”

“Now you’re just pissing me off.” Story: After an exorcism in Mexico that cost the life of a fellow priest, Father Mason Harper heads to a small town in Canada. But this the place where he grew up is tainted … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – “Madea’s Destination Wedding”

“You gonna have an open bar?… We’ll be there.” Genre: Madea Movies (yes, she’s in a genre all her own, as is just and right) Release Date: 2025 Where I Watched: Netflix Gist: When Madea’s granddaughter Tiffany gets engaged, nephew … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – “She Said Maybe”

“She’s coming. To Istanbul.” Genre: Subtitled Romcoms (oh don’t worry, they’ve got an English dub if you’re tired.) Release Date: 2025 Where I Watched: Netflix Gist: Mavi and Can are off to Istanbul for their 2nd dating anniversary. He plans … Continue reading

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