Tag Archives: Horror Movies

31 in 31: Blade

“Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.” I can’t believe I haven’t pulled this into a 31 in 31 review yet! Well’p, here goes…. Story: Once upon a time, there was a pregnant woman who got bit by a … Continue reading

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31 in 31: The Creeping Flesh

Story: Hey, I’m back from my science thing in New Guinea! I brought back a strange, huge skeleton! I’m sure it won’t kill anything. Hey, why is it growing skin where I put water on it? Oh well, I’m sure … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Bad Kids Go To Hell

“Honestly Max, it’s a wonder they don’t all kill each other.” Story: The Breakfast Club A group of teens hold a seance in the library instead of bonding during a Saturday detention. And the library? Built on land taken from … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Antiviral

Okay kiddies, I did it last year. I did it the year before that. I am insane. A quick and dirty review of a horror movie every day, all through October. Let’s rumble! Story: In the not so distant future, … Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening of The Conjuring…want passes?

I love summer movie season.  No, not just because it gets me out of the heat and into a nice cool movie theater.  (Though that doesn’t suck.)  It’s because of the tons of genre films hitting town.  Take for example … Continue reading

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Holy $#!% — the Evil Dead Red-Band trailer brings it!

Remember how I said I worried that the remake of Evil Dead would “frak it up”? I’m no longer worried.  Or at least not very worried.  There’s always a chance of gacking, when it comes to movies.  And with Evil … Continue reading

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Trailerwatch: The Last Exorcism…Part 2?

Yeah, it sounds a bit like an oxymoron.  But the original The Last Exorcism was actually a fun, creepy-good time.  And now the trailer for it’s sequel — with Ashley Bell reprising her role as the poor unfortunate possess-ee — … Continue reading

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31 in 31 – Werewolf: The Beast Among Us

Story: Werewolves stalk the country. Uh oh. Better call out the posse! Scares: Only for the very n00b, or the extremely faint-of-heart. Splat Factor: Lots of body parts a’poppin off. And since one of the posse is a doctor, there’s … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Lake Placid

Story: Big-ass crocodile. Betty White. The sleepy lake town they both reside in doesn’t stand a chance. Scares: Gory stuff, but aside from a few Gotcha moments it’s just a wonderful 50s-like monster mash. In glorious, bloody color. Splat Factor: … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Land of the Dead

Story: George Romero’s zombies have taken over the world. Three years in, a safe-haven has been constructed in Pittsburgh. But you have to be the “right kind of person” to enjoy any kind of real life. Uh, best not to … Continue reading

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