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#31in31 – “Humane”

“We’re a fucking FAMILY!” Story: Years into a “catastrophic ecological collapse”, the Athens Accords plot out worldwide population reductions each country must meet with a year. Can a group of self-absorbed siblings deal with these reductions when the reality of … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “The Last House on the Left” (2009)

“So, what are you guys doing out here anyway? I mean, this is kinda out in the middle of nowhere.” Story: The Collingwood family – John, Emma, and daughter Mari – head up to their lake house for some r&r. … Continue reading

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My thoughts on “Joker: Folie à Deux”

“Are you okay? You know we can cancel.” Story: Two years after the goings-on in Joker, Arthur Fleck is chillin’ like a literal villain in Arkham Asylum. All he wants from life is his daily meds, and an occasional cigarette. … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Dark Harvest”

“You know something, Ricks? I don’t think I care too much for this podunk town anymore.” Story: Every year on Halloween, the yutes of a small rural town go on a “Halloween Run”. There’s a legend of “Sawtooth Jack”, a … Continue reading

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“Piece By Piece” – honest, entertaining, uplifting

“Piece by piece, we can build something extraordinary.” Story: This LEGO documentary (LEGOmentary?) looks at the life of Pharrell Williams, from his childhood in Virginia Beach, to his super-stardom. And a whole lot of bumps along the way, LEGO and … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “V/H/S Beyond”

“Maybe we’re not alone, and maybe our company does not wish us well.” Story: The search for life beyond our wee planet has been going on for quite some time. A documentarian looks at two tapes – “Proof 1” and … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “The Demon Disorder”

“I thought MY family was fucked up.” Story: Three brothers did a thing awhile back. Their grief, guilt, and horror has haunted them ever since. So when prodigal son/brother Phillip comes back home? More than the third brother has come … Continue reading

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#31in31 – #ChadGetsTheAxe

*wouldn’t it be funny if they all just died* [HARSH, dude.] Story: Social media wannabe Steve decides to do a live stream from Devil’s Manor, your typical abandoned place that used to be a Satanic meeting…place. With fellow big-name influencers … Continue reading

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#31in31 – Salem’s Lot

“Ahh, for fuck’s sake!” Scares: A few. Yeah, I’m shocked too.Splat Factor: More than either network miniseries, but not much for cable Story: It’s been decades since author Ben Mears moved away from ‘Salem’s Lot, and he’s no longer the child … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Tarot”

“No matter how much it sucks, you can’t change fate.” Story: A group of college-aged friends rent a cool mansion for their friend Elise’s birthday. But when they run out of beer – THE HORROR – it’s time to kill … Continue reading

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