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#31in31 – “Dangerous Animals”

“Aww. How romantic. It’s too bad I’m more of a horror fan.” Story: A couple decides to go on a shark cage expedition, but things take a bloody turn when their guide Tucker feeds one of them to the sharks. … Continue reading

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#31in31 – I finally watched Ice Cube’s “War of the Worlds” because I hate myself

“Here we go.” Story: Will loves hanging out in his DHS computer bunker, to the detriment of his relationship with his kids. But when aliens come to earth with a nefarious agenda? Um, who cares? Let’s rock this computer security … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Death Becomes Her”

“Ernest? My ass! I CAN SEE MY ASS!” Story: Ever since high school, actress Madeline Ashton and writer Helen Sharp have been frenemies. But when Madeline steals Helen’s fiancé Ernest? Helen snaps. Years later though, Helen is a thriving author … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Grizzly II: Revenge”

“You got the devil bear.” Story: Yellowstone National Park. Beautiful. Deadly? Well, some hunter shoots a baby grizzly cub like a complete asshole. Then shoots momma… But she’s not dead. Hunter, you done messed with the wrong Tawanda. Yeah, her … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Bloody Axe Wound”

“May your slashes be swift & sure, & may your success know no bounds. ❤️, Dad  P.S. Follow the rules.” Story: The killer known as Bladecut is infamous. His films are classics of the horror genre. But let’s face it, … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Arcadian”

“Wanna play Crack The Apocalypse?” Story: 15 years after a global apocalypse, dad Paul, his sons Joseph and Thomas, and the bestest doggo Rocco, are simply trying to survive. But what happens when dad gets hurt, and the rebellious boys … Continue reading

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“Roofman” – sky high talent, bargain basement movie

“Don’t you want to be a good guy?” Story: Jeff just can’t catch a break. He’s been floundering ever since his tour in the 82nd Airborne ended. His wife divorced him, gaining custody of their three young children. And money? … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Monstrum”

“Disasters plague a nation that lacks leadership.” Story: It’s 1527, and a deadly plague has been unleashed on the people of Korea. To add insult to injury, there’s talk of a monstrous beast haunting the woods outside Joseon (modern day … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “V/H/S Halloween”

“Twick or Tweeeet!” Story: It’s time for Halloween, ghoulies, ghosties, and long-legged beasties! But before you go out, you might wanna revisit your Halloween etiquette. And maybe don’t go whole-hog on the holiday to the point of making an ass … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “House on Eden”

“Could somebody do something now?” Story: Three ghost hunter vloggers – Kris, Celina and Jay – decide to scrap their planned cemetery visit, and hit up a supposedly haunted house nobody else has heard of. Hilarity ensues. Okay fine. Boredom … Continue reading

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