Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “The Housemaid”

Ready to get creeped out in your own home? Synopsis!

THE HOUSEMAID is a wildly entertaining thriller starring Sydney Sweeney and Amanda Seyfried, based on the best-selling book. From director Paul Feig, the film plunges audiences into a twisted world where perfection is an illusion, and nothing is as it seems. Trying to escape her past, Millie (Sweeney) accepts a job as a live-in housemaid for the wealthy Nina (Seyfried) and Andrew Winchester (Brandon Sklenar). But what begins as a dream job quickly unravels into something far more dangerous — a sexy, seductive game of secrets, scandal, and power. Behind the Winchesters’ closed doors lies a world of shocking twists that will leave you guessing until the very end.

Ready? Let’s go!

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In Queue Review – “Hell House LLC: Lineage”


” I thought they took these assholes out.”

Genre: Sleep Inducing Sequels
Release Date: 2025
Where I Watched: Shudder

Gist: Something about someone who’s trying to figure out something and The Abbadon Hotel after one of the many bloody oopsie doodles that happened there. Or something. It’s tough to tell with this cobbled together “story”.

Gotta say: Lineage is disappointing, dull, and had me thinking that the Ludovico Technique could be a good idea sometimes. Well, at least when it comes to staying awake during bad movies. Because DAMN this movie is a clunker.

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In Queue Review – “The Wrong Paris”

“Hey – can I hitch a ride into town? I really need to stop by the Piggly Wiggly.” [PIGGLY WIGGLY MENTIONED]

Genre: Enemies To Lovers Boilerplate That Has Fun With It
Release Date: 2025
Where I Watched: Netflix

Gist: Dawn is so sick of small town Texas life, y’all. So when she gets accepted to her dream art school in Paris? She’s stoked. One small problem; she used her savings to help pay her grandmother’s medical bills after an accident. Is she out of luck? Nope! There’s a dating show that’s gonna be set in Paris for their next season. Just in time to get Dawn to school. (And the sign up payment will cover tuition, sweet.) Will she end up falling in love with the Bachelor Trent, throwing a wrench in her plans? Honey, what do you think?

Gotta say: If you’re actually reading a review for this film? You’re intrigued by the premise. So all I’ve gotta say is, go do that. Because Paris is stupid cute.

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“Wicked: For Good” – quite literally spectacular

“They’re never going to stop believing in me. Y’know why? They don’t want to.” [Damn, Chu. That’s super on point for the year of Our Lord 2025.]

Story: When we last saw our two witches, Galinda/Glinda had stepped up as Oz’s shining darling, with Elphaba being painted as the “Wicked Witch of the West”. As Elphaba fights for freedom for all members of Oz – animal and human/human adjacent – Glinda starts to see the cracks in the Wizard’s carefully constructed façade. Looks like there’s a storm brewing…

Genre I’d put it in: Adaptations Of Popular Broadway Musicals
Release Date: 2025
Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Sequel to/conclusion of 2024’s Wicked. Based on the stage musical of the same name, and very loosely based on the novel by Gregory Maguire.

Gotta say: I have no shame about my total love for the first film. I’m a theater kid born and raised, so this was exactly the kind of gloriously extravagant creation my heart was hoping for. And honey? 2 just blew it out of the water. Or, to keep with the Oz thing, the sky. If Nope warned viewers not to be taken in by spectacle? 2 is here to let us know that sometimes, spectacle is just what the doctor ordered. Don’t we all need a little Christmas spectacle right this very minute? We do. 2 delivers that in abundance.

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“The Devil Wears Prada 2″and gives us a teaser for Anne Hathaway’s birthday*!

*And mine too, but I don’t have her fashion sense, or closet.

OMG! If, like me, you loved sinking into the glorious world of Streep and Hathaway in the original Prada? This is a lovely early holiday present. I’d say more, but with this teaser clocking in at just under a minute? I’d be guilding the lily. And Miranda would find that tacky.

The Devil Wears Prada 2 hits theaters next May.

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Columbia Screening Pass-palooza – “Zootopia 2”!

Ready to catch up with our favorite bunny and fox duo? Synopsis!

In Walt Disney Animation Studios’ “Zootopia 2,” rookie cops Judy Hopps (voiced by Ginnifer Goodwin) and Nick Wilde (voiced by Jason Bateman) find themselves on the twisting trail of a great mystery when Gary De’Snake (voice of Ke Huy Quan) arrives in Zootopia and turns the animal metropolis upside down. To crack the case, Judy and Nick must go undercover to unexpected new parts of town, where their growing partnership is tested like never before.

Ready? Let’s go!

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In Queue Review – “Frankenstein” (2025)

“Only monsters play God, Baron.”

Genre: Exquisitely Recreated Classic Horrors
Release Date: 2025
Where I Watched: Netflix

Gist: After young Victor Frankenstein’s mother dies in childbirth, he swears he will conquer death. Decades later, he’s kicked out of medical school because his experimentation is creepy as hell. But not necessarily impossible. Pity that when he achieves his goal, his narcissistic tendencies get the better of him. Meanwhile, his creature languishes…

Gotta say: Beware. Here there be simping. Damn I’m a simp for this movie, so prepare yourself. Guillermo del Toro has a way with misunderstood monsters, and this Frankenstein is his coup de grâce. Is it heavy handed? Yeah. So much so. Did I care? Nope. Not one little bit. This is going into my Comfort Watch List, and I’m not mad.

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“Nuremberg”


“If we could psychologically define evil we could make sure this never happens again.” [Um. About that…]

Story: After the surrender of Germany in WWII, the hunt was on for officers of the Third Reich. As these war criminals were slowly rounded up (well, as many as could be found), the Allied powers asked themselves one question; what do we do with them? Would they simply be executed, Geneva Conventions bedamned? Or would there be a trial? There had never been a trial of one country’s governmental elite by other countries. So they’d have to not only figure out legality, but make sure that if these men and women went to trial, that the guilty would be punished. Douglas Kelley led a group of psychiatrists to find out if the imprisoned were capable of standing trial.

Genre I’d put it in: Historical Docudramas That Feel Way Too Relevant
Release Date: 2025
Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Based on the 2013 book The Nazi and the Psychiatrist by Jack El-Hai, and the Nuremberg trials themselves.

Gotta say: I love courtroom dramas. Judgement at Nuremberg is one of my all-time favorite films. (Closely behind the original 12 Angry Men, if anyone needs a pub quiz question about my ass.) While the 1961 film is a classic with a cast of legends – Spencer Tracy! Marlene Dietrich! Montgomery Clift! Judgement felt like a play that unfolded in front of you. With it’s sharp, gritty realism, Nuremberg feels like you’re being pulled into history by force. It’s a powerful film with a powerful message, and it’s one we really need in times like these.

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “Now You See Me: Now You Don’t”!

Ready for MORE birthday month freebies? Yeah you are, baybeeeee! Synopsis!

The Four Horsemen (Jesse Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson, Dave Franco, Isla Fisher) are back — to unite with a new generation of illusionists (Justice Smith, Dominic Sessa, Ariana Greenblatt) for their most global, high-stakes magical adventure yet. Their mission: Expose the corruption of Veronika Vanderberg (Rosamund Pike), a powerful diamond heiress with ties to arms dealers, traffickers, and warlords. Aided by the legendary Thaddeus (Morgan Freeman), the two generations of magicians must overcome their differences to try and defeat their cunning and dangerous adversary, in this magic-fueled heist filled with the franchise’s signature twists, turns, and thrilling reveals — along with some of the most thrilling illusions ever captured on film.

Ready? Let’s go!

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Columbia Screening Pass-palooza – “The Running Man”(2025)!

It’s my birthday month y’all! So lemme give you passes for next week! Synopsis!

In a near-future society, The Running Man is the top-rated show on television—a deadly competition where contestants, known as Runners, must survive 30 days while being hunted by professional assassins, with every move broadcast to a bloodthirsty public and each day bringing a greater cash reward. Desperate to save his sick daughter, working-class Ben Richards (Glen Powell) is convinced by the show’s charming but ruthless producer, Dan Killian (Josh Brolin), to enter the game as a last resort. But Ben’s defiance, instincts, and grit turn him into an unexpected fan favorite—and a threat to the entire system. As ratings skyrocket, so does the danger, and Ben must outwit not just the Hunters, but a nation addicted to watching him fall.

Ready? Let’s go!

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