Category Archives: In Queue Review

In Queue Review – “Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery”

“I’ve learned through bitter experience that an anonymous invitation is not to be trifled with.” “Now, I can handle a Matisse in the bathroom, but is that a fax machine?” “It’s a dangerous thing, to mistake speaking without thought as … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – “Troll”

“You have to believe in something to see it.” Genre I’d put it in: Big Mythic Monster MayhemRelease Date: 2022Where I Watched: Netflix Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Based on Norwegian mythology and folklore. Story: No, not 2010’s Trollhunter. Nor … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – The Munsters (2022)

[I’m not even gonna put a quote in the quote part. Not one line in this film is worth it.] Genre: Strange Homages To Classic TVRelease Date: 2022 Where I Watched: Netflix Gist: Oh c’mon. You wouldn’t be reading this … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – “Moonfall”

“What the hell is that?” [Dude, I feel you.] Genre: Space Wrecks Release Date: 2022 Where I Watched: HBOMAX Gist: There’s the moon, right? And moon has astronauts that visit, ya with me? But what if – hear me out … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – “Wedding Season” (2022)

“¡Yo quiero Taco Bell!” [According to Ravi, “Indians love Taco Bell!”] Genre: Adorable Accidental Romance Release Date: 2022 Where I Watched: Netflix Gist: Asha has it all; great job, fabulous apartment, and the best hair ever. She’s also got a … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – “Senior Year”!

“Once you’ve blown someone’s dad, you realize they’re not that scary.” [Wow that sounds absolutely batshit out of context.] Genre: Time-Jump Fish Out Of Water Crazyness Release Date: 2022 Where I Watched: Netflix Gist: Stephanie Conway was a new kid … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – “Popcorn”

“ARE YOU READY?” Genre: Homage Horror Release Date: 1991Where I Watched: Shudder Gist: Maggie and her fellow film students are gonna throw a big huge horror film fest, so their department can raise some funds. They decide to go all … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – “Camp Wedding”

“You can book anything on AirB&B.” Genre: Horror Satires Gone Wobbly Release Date: 2019Where I Watched: Vudu Free w/Ads Gist: Mia and Dalvero are getting married this weekend! Mazel! And Mia scored a great deal on a summer camp, and … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – “Turning Red”!

“Red is a lucky color.” Genre: “Um, guess what?” Coming Of Age Animated Stories Release Date: 2022 Where I Watched: Disney+ Gist: It’s 2002 y’all – hooray, we survived Y2K! And thirteen-year-old Meilin “Mei Mei” Lee is an eighth-grader on … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – “Stitches”

“Just for the record, not every party ends up with a dead clown.” Genre: Payback Slashers Release Date: 2013Where I Watched: Shudder Gist: Little Tommy is having a birthday party, and his mom hired Stitches the clown. A drunk, cantankerous … Continue reading

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